PLAYBOY JOKES WW
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FILENAME(S): PLAYBOY JOKES WW
FILE TYPE(S): PRG
FILE SIZE: 4.7K
FIRST SEEN: 2025-11-30 16:44:14
APPEARS ON: 1 disk(s)
FILE HASH
10437495cb573e648e0a0da40797b119262594e22a4fcf234510ef1ea7300e71
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| DISK TITLE | FILENAME | FILE TYPE | COLLECTION | TRACK | SECTOR | ACTIONS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| GAMES | PLAYBOY JOKES WW | PRG | High Voltage Complete C64 Collection | 20 | 9 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
FILE CONTENT & ANALYSIS
> DETECTED: COMMODORE BASIC PROGRAM (LOAD ADDRESS $0801)
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NBB, FKK, DA, FCA, FAC, ASI ...........
..SHALL WE START??????..................
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.................O.K...HERE'S THE FIRST
ONE:.."I.IT WAS QUITE A WEEKEND," GROANE
D TG.HE.OFFICE CASANOVA TO A BUDDY AFTER
HE'D DRAGGED.....................DRAG-A
SSED IN ON MONDAY-MORNING.."I SPENT IT W
ITH THAT NEW TWENTY-YEAR-.OLD FILE CLERK
AND SHE TURNED OUT, MAN...,.TO HAVE A R
EALLY INSATIABLE PUSSY."................
......TT... ......"LOOK, BARRY," COMMENT
ED HIS FRIEND, "IF YOU CAN'T STAND TH
E HEAT, STAY OUT OF THE KITTEN.".......
..............WASN'T THAT FUNNY???..HAHA
HAHAHA.........OHOHOHOHOJ..........EHEHE
HEHEHE!!!!!..O.K. LET'S GO FOR THE NEXT
ONE..............................THE NOT
-TOO-BRIGHT HUSBAND ARRIVED .HOME TO FIN
D HIS WIFE IN BED WITH A.MAN. IN A MAD R
AGE, HE OPENED A DRESSER.DRAWER, TOOK OU
T A LOADED PISTOL AND POINTED IT AT H
IS OWN HEAD..."ATRE ....RE YOU CRAZY?!"
YELLED THE LOVERS,. .I
N UNISON,...................FROM THE BED
..."JUST WAIT!" THE HUSBAND SAID .......
...........TRIUMPHANTLY.................
........... .............. ."YOU TWO A
RE NEXT!!"............................OH
MY GOD-WHAT AN IDIOT!!..OK....NOW THE N
EXT ONE........................WOULD YOU
PLEASE STOP LAUGHING!!.THANK YOU!......
.................................SINCE T
HE COUPLE WAS HAVING DIFFICUL-.TIES, THE
WOMAN WENT TO MARRIAGE C..........AN MA
RRIAGE.COUNSELOR. SHE WAS SLOW IN GETTIN
G TO.THE POINT, SO THE ADVISOR INTERRUPT
ED.TO SAY, "LOOK MADA....., MADAM, IT CO
ULD BE THAT.YOU .'RE NI.OT SHOWING YOUR
HUSBAND ENOUGH.AFFECTION. TELL ME, EVEN
THOUGH YOU MAY.GROW TIRED WAITING FOR HO
.IM TO ARRIVE HOME...................HOM
E IN THE EVENING, DO YOU KISS HIM.WHEN H
E COMES?".."THAT'S THE PROBLEM I WAS GET
TING TO,".SIGHED THE WOMAN, "HE COMES WH
EN I KISS.HIM."........OH MY DEAR- .. -
ANOTHER OLDIE BUT GOLDIE!..SHALL WE TRY
AGAIN??..OK!..YOU'VE ASKED FOR!...A WELL
-RIPENED MOUNTAIN GIRL WAS LOLLINGON HER
PORCH SETTEE RATHER IMMODESTLY.WHEN A S
CHOOLBOY CAME BY, STPPED.....O...., .PEE
RED AND ASKED,. "WHAT'S THAT THERE CALLE
D, ANNIE SUE?"..THE GIRL SMILED AND SAID
, "I RECKON WE.COULD CALL IT MY WASHING
MACHINE, LONNY........LONNY.".THE BOY GU
LPED AND ASKED FURTHER, "COULDIT MAYBE .
. . YOU KNOW . . . SORT OF.WASH MY...MY
.STUFF...........MY......?"..THE GIRL'S
SMILE BROADENED AND SHE TOOK HIM INSIDE
THE CABIN. A FEW DAYS LATER ., THE BOY
RETURNED AND SAID, "HOW'S ABOUT YOUR MAC
HINE DOING MY WASHING AGAIN, ANNIE SU
E?".."LONNY," REPLIED THE GIRL, A TAD TA
RTLY,"WITH THAT LITTLE WASHING YOU GOT,
YOU BETTER JUST GO DOING .... IT BY HAN
D."..HUA HUA HUA HUA!!!!!.GOT IT?..WHAT
JOKE!!!!!.........JOKE!!!!!!!!..........
..FUNNY JOKE!!..HEAR A..D A FUNNY JOKE L
ATELY?..SEND IT ON A POSTCARD, PLEASE, T
O ...PAR....PARTY JOKES EDITOR,..PL...PL
AYBOY,..........PLAYBOY BLDG., 919......
..............919 N. MICHIGAN AVE.,.....
..................CHICAGO, ILL. 60611...
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.....$50 WILL BE PAID TO THE CONTRIBUTOR
WHOSE CARD IS SELECTED. JOKES CANNO
T BE RETURNED....OK....?..NOW HERE'S THE
LAST ONE..............................W
HW.EN ONE FELLOW AT A HUNTING LODGE GOT
THOROUGHLY SOUSED, HIS FELLOW SPORTSMEN
PUT AN INFLATED LIFE-SIY.ZED NUDIE DOLL
.INHIS ROOM AND SUBSEQUENTLY RUSHED IN
WHEN THEY..........HEARD A COMMOTION...
"WHAT HAPPENE?.D?" THEY CHORUSRE..ED AT
THE. BEWILDERES.D DRUNK.
."...."MUSTA BEEN A WOODS WITCH," SLURRE
D THE VICTIM. "THERE SHE WAS, BUFF-NAKED
ON MY .BUNK. BUT WHEN I WENT 'M.N' NIBB
LED ON ONEOF 'ER TITS, THE BITCH SHIVERE
D, HISSED AT ME AND FLEW OUT OF THE WIND
OW!"...HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!........
..................AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
................OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!...OK
- THAT'S ALL FOR THIS TIME.......HOPE YO
U ENJOIN.ED .....OYED IT.......IN THIS M
OMENT THE NEWS T.. .....RADIONEWS TELLS
ME, THAR.T BORIS HAS AGAIN ......WON AG
AIN IN WIMBLEDON! ..GEIL, WAS???...SEE
YOU!.....R E S E T E.W I L L Y W U Z
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