RASTER INTERPT
FILE INFORMATION
FILENAME(S): RASTER INTERPT
FILE TYPE(S): PRG
FILE SIZE: 19.8K
FIRST SEEN: 2025-12-01 13:50:46
APPEARS ON: 1 disk(s)
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| DISK TITLE | FILENAME | FILE TYPE | COLLECTION | TRACK | SECTOR | ACTIONS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| COPY CRACKING | RASTER INTERPT | PRG | hedning, Jonny 1571 | 27 | 0 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
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"...THIS PROGRAM WAS MODIFIED FROM A "..
.<.."PROGRAM IN POWER/PLAY, NOVEMBR 1983
"...F.."BY EFRAIM HALFON, BURLINGTON, ON
T.".E.P.."NOTE LINES 400-420 USED TO CHA
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.".E.P.."NOTE LINES 400-420 USED TO CHAN
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RLINGTON, ONT.".E.P.."NOTE LINES 400-420
USED TO CHANGE".S.Z.."FOREGROUND COLOR
USING NUMBERS (0-15) "...D.." ......
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GROUND COLOR USING NUMBERS (0-15) "...D.
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"...N.. C$:. C$."". 5.30...X.....TS. US
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..F.."BY EFRAIM HALFON, BURLINGTON, ONT.
".E.P.."NOTE LINES 400-420 USED TO CHANG
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(0-15) "...D.." .......PRESS ANY KEY
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, RIGXER 198...F.."BY EFRAIM HALFON, BUR
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...N.. C$:. C$."". 5.30...X.....TS. USE
CURSOR "......"UP OR DOWN, RIGXER 1983"
HEADQUARTERS..%...CHINESE COOKING IN THE
FOREST,WOK IN THE WOODS.9% ..WHAT ANIMA
L SHOULD NEVER PLAY CARDS,A CHEETAH.Z%!.
.HOW FAR IT IS TO THE ATHLETIC FIELD,A H
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D KATHRYN,A FIRST AID KIT..&$..DRY DOCK
FOR A CERTAIN NAVAL CRAFT,SUB TRACTION.=
&%..RECRUITING SLOGAN FOR THE NAVY,SEAS
THE OPPORTUNITY.T&&..WHAT THE DRUNK PREH
ISTORIC WOMAN WAS,STONED AGAIN..&'..HOW
THE CITY KEPT THE AIR CLEAN,WITH SKYSCRA
PERS.V&(..A STARCHY PIECE OF CLOTH,A FLO
UR PATCH.&')..WHY HE WAS HAPPY AFTER BUY
ING AN ACRE IN THE COUNTRY,IT MEANT A LO
T TO HIM.J'*..A FISHY RELATIVE,A SOLE SI
STER..'+..WHAT JIM PERRY SAID TO THE NEW
LY CROWNED MISS CANADA,G U R A Q T..',..
FROST BITTEN,COLD SORE..'-..THE LOCKSMIT
H JOB MARKET,THINGS ARE OPENING UP..(...
FOOD SERVED ON AN AIRPLANE,CRAFT DINNER.
1(/..ARTISIAN WATER,WELL BROUGHT UP.I(0.
.WHAT THE RECOOPERATING OPTITIAN WAS,LOO
KING BETTER..(1..BADMINTON PLAYERS DELIG
HT,A SUDDEN WINDFALL..(2..GIVING AWAY CA
NDY,SWEET CHARITY..(3..SPYING SOVIET INS
ECT,CAGEY BEE..)4..THE FREELOADERS FAVOR
ITE CAKE,SPONGE.>)5..ELIMINATING SALT FR
OM THE DIET,COURSE I CAN.S)6..WHAT SOCKS
WITH MANY HOLES ARE,NOT WORTH A DARN..)
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WARRIOR,SOME TALL TALE.~*;..WHAT A FAT
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OTHER SUMMONED HER TWINS,COME HERE ON TH
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1 3 5 7 9.Z/T..HOW VERY ODD../U..HOW TH
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..THE CALAMITY OF THE 3 EGGS,TWO BAD.~0Z
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EDDING,E LOPED..1`..BABY TWINS,TWO CLOSE
FOR COMFORT..1A..GRAFITTI ARTIST,WALL N
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R DAUGHTER TOLD HER SHE WAS ELOPING..2C.
.OH KAY.D2D..TWO CERTAIN TALL MEN,A PAIR
OF LONG JOHNS.Y2E..WHO THE TEACHER KEPT
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E BOWLING ALLEY WAS ON CHILDREN'S DAY,SA
FETY PINS..2G..WHAT A THIRSTY RACING DOG
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CRAZY POET,NO RHYME NOR REASON.>3I..MILD
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S MATE,A MUSSEL MAN..3K..WHAT DUELISTS H
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POLE ICE MAN..8...A GAS STATION ATTENDAN
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A VERY FAST CARPENTERS TOOL,A JET PLANE.
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