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(14 IN 60053).| 00001AA0: 0A 0D 0A 0D 0A C6 4F 52 54 55 4E 45 20 39 36 0D |......ORTUNE 96.| 00001AB0: 0A D4 C8 C9 D3 20 C9 D3 20 D4 C8 C5 20 D4 C9 CD |..... .. ... ...| 00001AC0: C5 20 C6 CF D2 20 C1 CC CC 20 C7 CF CF C4 20 CD |. ... ... .... .| 00001AD0: C5 CE 20 D4 CF 20 C3 CF CD C5 20 D4 CF 20 D4 C8 |.. .. .... .. ..| 00001AE0: C5 20 C1 C9 C4 20 CF C6 20 CF D5 D2 20 C3 CF D5 |. ... .. ... ...| 00001AF0: CE D4 D2 D9 0D 0A 0D 0A 0D 0A C6 4F 52 54 55 4E |...........ORTUN| 00001B00: 45 20 39 37 0D 0A D4 48 45 20 C7 4F 4F 44 20 4F |E 97...HE .OOD O| 00001B10: 4C 45 20 44 41 59 53 3A 0D 0A D7 48 45 4E 20 4D |LE DAYS:...HEN M| 00001B20: 45 4E 20 57 45 52 45 20 4D 45 4E 0D 0A 41 4E 44 |EN WERE MEN..AND| 00001B30: 20 57 4F 4D 45 4E 20 57 45 52 45 20 50 52 4F 50 | WOMEN WERE PROP| 00001B40: 45 52 54 59 2E 0D 0A 0D 0A 0D 0A D3 59 53 4F 50 |ERTY........YSOP| 00001B50: 20 43 4F 4D 4D 41 4E 44 20 28 3F 3D 48 45 4C 50 | COMMAND (?=HELP| 00001B60: 29 3A 0D 0A D5 CE C4 C5 C6 C9 CE C5 C4 20 CC C9 |):........... ..| 00001B70: CE C5 20 23 20 49 4E 20 36 35 30 30 30 0D 0A D2 |.. # IN 65000...| 00001B80: C5 C1 C4 D9 0D 0A 3E 00 0D |......>.. |
THERE ARE 97 FORTUNES...FORTUNE 1..HE OF FERED HIS HONOR..SHE HONORED HIS OFFER.. AND ALL NIGHT LONG HE WAS OFFER AND HONO R.......FORTUNE 2..LIFE . . . DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT LIFE!....FORTUNE 3..PLEASE NOTIFY THE SYSOP OF AN INCONSISTENCY IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUM.....FORTUNE 4..I T'S NOT JUST A JOB... IT'S AN ADVENTURE! ....FORTUNE 5..WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DO WN (BET YOU NEVER HEARD THAT ONE)....... FORTUNE 6..NEVER EAT YELLOW SNOW.....FOR TUNE 7..TO ERR IS HUMAN, BUT TO REALLY F OUL THINGS UP REQUIRES A COMPUTER!....FO RTUNE 8..E=MC^2....FORTUNE 9..JOLLY JOES ARE JELLY.....FORTUNE 10..JOHNNY WAS A THIRSTY CHEMIST, HE ISN......FORTUNE 11. .....FORTUNE 12..YOU WILL RECIEVE MANY W ORDS OF WISDOM. DON'T FALL ASLEEP...... .FORTUNE 13..ARGH! SAVE ME... FORD'S FLO OR IS ATTACKING!....FORTUNE 14..WHAT? OH EXCUSE ME. I FELL ASLEEP. COULD YOU REP EAT THAT LAST COMMAND?....FORTUNE 15..ZZ ZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPP! WOW GOD-LIKE POWERS! ....FORTUNE 16..IF GOD IS DEAD..I WANT H IS JOB.....FORTUNE 17..IF GOD ISN'T A PE NN STATE FAN, THEN WHY IS THE SKY BLUE A ND WHITE?....FORTUNE 18..REAGAN'S DICTIO NARY: REDUNDANT- SEE REDUNDANT......FO RTUNE 19.. THE SILVER SYLPH IS A NINNY. SEND HER MAIL TELLING HER SO.......FORT UNE 20..A WISE MAN ONCE SAID:.. "LIFE S UCKS, THEN YOU DIE."......FORTUNE 21..HO NEY, DID YOU FART?....FORTUNE 22..THE SY STEM PASSWORD IS:..SEX*LIFE....FORTUNE 2 3......FORTUNE 24......FORTUNE 25..SUCK THE WISE MAN.....FORTUNE 26..MY MOTHER A ND YOUR MOTHER WERE OUT..HANGING UP THE CLOTHES...MY MOTHER PUT A COLT 45 IN YOU R ..MOTHER'S.....FORTUNE 27......FORTUNE 28......FORTUNE 29..NOW, YOU REALLY DID N'T WANT TO PUSH THAT BUTTON, DID YOU?.. ..FORTUNE 30..WHAT DID FAWN HALL SAY IN A HOTEL ROOM?.. "LOOK! THE NORTH POLE!". ...FORTUNE 31..BILL THE CAT SAYS:....ACK !......FORTUNE 32..DON'T FUCK WIT' ME BO Y...I AIN'T THAT TYPE!....FORTUNE 33..I HATE FUCKING COMMIES........FORTUNE 34.. WOW, BOY OH BOY IS THIS FUN.....FORTUNE 35..DON'T FUCK YOURSELF. IF YOU'RE THAT. .DESPERATE, GO TO RENTAMERICA.....FORTUN E 36..DADDY, AM I GAY OR IS MY FRIEND JO HNNY..A REALLY CUTE KID?......FORTUNE 37 ..WOULD YOU SCREW A FROG FOR A KLONDIKE. .BAR? LET'S FIND OUT WHAT THESE PEOPLE D ID.....FORTUNE 38..HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YO U KNOW WHO SMOKE..A CIGARETTE AND THEN B REATH THROUGH..THEIR UNDERWEAR TO SEE IF THERE IS A..STAIN?....FORTUNE 39..IF ST OPPED IN A GROCERY STORE, WOULD..YOU TAL K ABOUT YOUR HEMORRHOID PROBLEM?....FORT UNE 40..SCREWDRIVER- WHAT RICH WOMEN DO TO..THEIR CHAUFFERS.....FORTUNE 41...... ........................................ ..........................ABOUT TIME, AI N'T IT?....FORTUNE 42..A WISE MAN ONCE S AID:.. WISE THINGS.....FORTUNE 43..HONE Y, DID YOU FART?....HONEY, DID YOU FART? ....HONEY, DID YOU FART?....HONEY, DID Y OU FART?....HONEY, DID YOU FART?....HONE Y, DID YOU FART?....OK, I CONFESS, YES, I DID.....FORTUNE 44..DEATH IS AT EVERY CORNER AND I AM IN..THE HALL AROUND IT, WAITING.....FORTUNE 45..THE FORKED TONGU E LASHES AT YOU AND ..THEN YOU REALIZE T HAT YOU ARE TRYING TO..KISS AN IGUANA... ..FORTUNE 46..ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?.... FORTUNE 47..DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND PRESS THAT KEY?....FORTUNE 48..PRESS [CONTROL ] AND : RIGHT NOW!!..(SIMULTANEOUSLY, OF COURSE)....FORTUNE 49..OH, SO YOU ARE T HE ONE WHO'S BEEN ..HACKING THE BOARD. W ELL, WE'LL SEE ..ABOUT THAT.....FORTUNE 50..YOU SAY SEX TO SOME GUYS AND THEY SA Y.."NO SWEAT"..THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S OVER THAT FAST!....FORTUNE 51..EVERYONE'S A N INNY. SEND THEM MAIL..TELLING THEM SO... ..FORTUNE 52..WELCOME TO DOO DAH, DOO DA H. ALL RISE..FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM,..Z IP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH.....FORTUNE 53..JACK ME NIMBLE,..JACK ME QUICK,..JACK ME OVER A CANDLESTICK.....FORTUNE 54..A DIFFERENT WISE MAN ONCE SAID....."A BIRD IN THE H AND IS WORTH YOUR HAND..IN THE BUSH!"... .FORTUNE 55..PRESS CONTROL: TO SEE SOMET HING DIFFERENT.....FORTUNE 56..DEFINITIO N OF A NEO-CONSERVATIVE. . ...A LIBERAL WHO'S BEEN MUGGED.....FORTUNE 57..AND JU ST HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?....FORT UNE 58..HI..HI..HI..I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE..HI..HI....FORTUNE 59..SCUSE ME W HILE I KISS THE SKY.. ERNERRRNERRNERRR.. ..FORTUNE 60..YOU KNOW THAT IT WOULD BE UNTRUE..IF I WERE TO SAY TO YOU..FROM HE RE WE CAN'T GET MUCH HIGHER..COME ON BAB Y LIGHT MY FIRE..COME ON BABY LIGHT MY F IRE..TRY TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIRE......F ORTUNE 61..CALL.......234-1680.......NOW !....FORTUNE 62..UGGGHHHH! SAVE ME! FOR D'S OLD GIRLFRIEND IS ATTACKING!....FORT UNE 63..FORD IS A SILLY PRICK WHO DOESN' T ANSWER THE PAGE. SEND HIM LOADS UPON LOADS OF MAIL CALLING HIM A SILLY PRICK. ....FORTUNE 64..PANTYHOSE: 5 CENTS A PAI R - INSTALLED.....FORTUNE 65..NOT ALL ME N ARE FOOLS...SOME ARE BACHELORS.....FOR TUNE 66..SIMPLICITY DOES NOT PRECEDE COM PLEXITY, BUT FOLLOWS.....FORTUNE 67..OK, SYLPHY, THIS IS GOING A BIT FAR...DON'T YOU THINK?....FORTUNE 68..IF THE FOO SH ITS, WEAR IT!!....FORTUNE 69..CALL.. 86 7-5309.. NOW!....FORTUNE 70..YOU CAN LE AVE NOW. THE MOVIE'S OVER.......FORTUNE 71..FATHER?..YES SON?..FATHER, I WANT TO KILL YOU..MOTHER I WANT TO........FORT UNE 72..NOW THAT'S NOT FAIR!....FORTUNE 73..WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU?....FORTUNE 74.. 42....FORTUNE 75..DAMNIT! WHY DIDN'T I D O IT WHEN I HAD ..THE CHANCE? DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO U.....FORTUNE 76..NO MATT ER WHAT THEY SAY, THEY'RE STILL SPOUTING NONSENSE.....FORTUNE 77..REALLY, I MEAN IT!....FORTUNE 78..I'D BUY THAT FOR A D OLLAR!....FORTUNE 79..NOW WASN'T THAT FU NNY?....FORTUNE 80..IT'S PARTY TIME!..DO YOU KNOW WHERE SPUDS MCKENZIE IS?....FO RTUNE 81..KNOCK THAT OFF..YOUR MAKING TO O..MUCH NOISE!....FORTUNE 82.. 286 MINUT ES LEFT COMMAND? (?=HELP) :....123 MINUT ES LEFT COMMAND? (?=ELP) :......FORTUNE 83..I FINALLY GOT MY SHIT TOGETHER...NOW I CAN'T PICK IT UP.....FORTUNE 84..506 MINUTES LEFT COMMAND? (?=HELP) :......FO RTUNE 85..WARNING:..THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS DECLARED THAT..READING FORTUNES CAUS ES DEPRECIATION OF..USER STATUS AND BOTH ERS THE HELL OUT OF..ME. --FORD....FORT UNE 86..EVERYBODY'S A NINNY. SEND THEM M AIL TELLING THEM SO.....FORTUNE 87..CALL .....1-900-410-9999.....FOR A VERY GOOD TIME.....FORTUNE 88..AN ERROR HAS OCCURE D...PLEASE NOTIFY THE SYSOP OF ERROR 4 I N LINE 455536254....FORTUNE 89......FORT UNE 90.. APOLOGY- THE ONLY MEANS OF HAV ING..THE LAST WORD WITH A WOMAN.....FORT UNE 91..A MAJOR DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FOOTB ALL AND..BASEBALL IS THAT IN FOOTBALL IT 'S THE..SPECTATORS, NOT THE BASES, THAT GET..LOADED.....FORTUNE 92..APPENDIX GIR L-THE KIND OF GIRL WHO..GETS TAKEN OUT.. ...FORTUNE 93..JUDGING BY THE NUMBER OF DIVORCES, TOO..MANY PEOPLE WERE MIS-PRON OUNCED MAN AND..WIFE.....FORTUNE 94..THE RE MUST BE TWICE AS MANY USERS AS..WE TH INK THERE ARE BECAUSE WE CAN LIST..THEM TWO TIMES ACCORDING TO THE MAIN..MENU... ..FORTUNE 95..CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE PRESSED THE..1,500,001 MINUS SIGN FOR A FORTUNE! YOU..WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE UPGR ADED TO SYSOP..AND WILL BE REWARDED A SM ALL SUM OF..MONEY.....OOPS, SYSTEM ERROR . (14 IN 60053)......FORTUNE 96..THIS IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD MEN TO COME TO TH E AID OF OUR COUNTRY......FORTUNE 97..TH E GOOD OLE DAYS:..WHEN MEN WERE MEN..AND WOMEN WERE PROPERTY.......SYSOP COMMAND (?=HELP):..UNDEFINED LINE # IN 65000..R EADY..>..
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