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'97.COMPOSED TREATY OF VERSAILLES..REAL 
NAME:  TAMMY CLAUDETTE BELEW.MARRIED 6 W
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A SAILOR.WILL STAR IN TV MINISERIES BASE
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R, MOTHER TERESA, WORLD'S MOST ADMIRED W
OMAN, '75.HONORARY CHAIRPERSON, AMERICAN
 SOCIETY OF WIDOWS.NEXT BOOK:  HOW TO BU
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OUNCIL.ALL 4 HUSBANDS DIED IN UNEXPLAINE
D GARDENING ACCIDENTS.BUSINESS SIDELINE:
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N WE MULCH.REAL BIRTHPLACE:  PARIS, TEXA
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RACES ANCESTRY BACK TO ETHELRED THE UNRE
ADY.WRITES WITH QUILL PEN.FAVORITE MEAL 
#1: SPAM WITH BEANS.QUOTE:  "OLD SCHOOL 
TIES ARE THE TIES THAT BIND.".FAVORITE E
XPRESSION:  "UH, OH, UH, UH, UH...".IDEA
L OF BEAUTY:  PRINCESS ANNE IN JODPHURS.
REFERS TO AMERICA AS "THE COLONIES".FAVO
RITE SPORT: SHOOTING SMALL MAMMALS.DECLA
RED UNFIT EVEN FOR MILITARY SERVICE.SUFF
ERS FROM CHILBLAINS AND AGUE.FIRST BOOK:
  BLOOD ON THE SCONES.97% OF BODY HAS NE
VER BEEN EXPOSED TO SUNLIGHT.LEAST SUCCE
SSFUL BOOK:  LAST EXIT TO ESHER.AUTHOR O
F THE SIDCUPPE PRUNING SHEARS MASSACRE.H
AS HAD UPPER LIP SURGICALLY STIFFENED.RA
N 12TH IN '79 GRAND NATIONAL; HIS HORSE 
CAME 21ST.FAVORITE PERFORMERS:  SIR BENN
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TO MUSS MARGARET THATCHER'S HAIR.CLAIMS 
TO HAVE BEEN "SIXTH BEATLE".LIVES WITH H
IS MOTHER, LADY MAVIS.CHILDHOOD NICKNAME
: NANCY.FAVORITE EXERCISES: QUEUE-JUMPIN
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NG LIMERICKS IN GREEK..HAS PROBLEM PERSP
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NAME: "OINKER".WEIGHTY MIND IN A WEIGHTI
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, GOURMAND.WILL DRINK ANYTHING THAT FLOW
S.THINKS CERTS IS A CANDY MINT.HAS HOUSE
BOY NAMED RICKY.GROWS AND EATS RARE ORCH
IDS.HAS 36 SIAMESE CATS.ENJOYS OPERA, BA
LLET, MUD WRESTLING.LAST SAW HIS FEET IN
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OLYMP`C-SIZED HOT TUB.BUYS BAIN DE SOLEI
L IN THE 20-GAL. DRUM.SECRET AMBITION:  
TO DANCE LIKE ZIZI JENMAIRE.LOST WEIGHT 
ON ORSON WELLES DIET.DRIVES ROLLS ROYCE 
SILVER CROWD.GREATEST FEAR:  BEING OUT O
F DOORS.ACCIDENTALLY DECLARED WORLD BELL
Y FLOP CHAMP, '75.PET PEEVE #1: THE THIN
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ONG KONG PHONEBOOK.1ST BOOK: THE SALAD B
AR MURDERS.AUTOBIOGRAPHY: JUST DESSERTS.
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LONDES.PARTIAL TO REDHEADS.DRUMMED OUT O
F ST. SWITHIN'S ORPHANAGE.DRIVES MAROON 
'51 PACKARD.SPIRITUAL BELIEFS:  ELVIS WI
LL RETURN SLIMMED DOWN.CAN'T SWIM.SLEEPS
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ULE.ACCIDENTALLY MARRIED SAME WOMAN TWIC
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N IN SOUTH BRONX.DRUMMED OUT OF BOY SCOU
TS.PAST PRESIDENT JOHN WAYNE FAN CLUB.EX
ERCISE REGIMEN:  WALKS A MILE FOR A CAME
L.SECRET VICE:  JULIE ANDREWS.SECRET VIC
E:  PEANUT BUTTER BANANA SANDWICHES (NO 
CRUSTS).SECRET VICE:  PYJAMAS WITH FEET.
SLEEPS WITH NIGHT LIGHT.WRITER'S CREDO: 
 TYPE FIRST, THINK LATER.SECRET FEAR:  A
NYTHING WITH 4 LEGS OR MORE.HOBBIES:  GU
N CLEANING, HAT BLOCKING.SECRET AMBITION
:  TO CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN.WHAT HE THINK
S THERE'S NOTHING LIKE:  A DAME.

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