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00000030: 79 20 6A 6F 6B 65 3F 0D  4F 6B 61 79 2C 20 68 65  |y joke?.Okay, he|
00000040: 72 65 20 67 6F 65 73 3A  20 20 53 69 78 20 77 68  |re goes:  Six wh|
00000050: 69 74 65 20 68 6F 72 73  65 73 20 66 65 6C 6C 20  |ite horses fell |
00000060: 69 6E 20 74 68 65 20 6D  75 64 21 00 41 6C 6C 20  |in the mud!.All |
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00000080: 69 64 64 69 6E 67 20 61  72 6F 75 6E 64 2E 20 20  |idding around.  |
00000090: 46 6F 72 20 74 68 65 20  55 4C 54 49 4D 41 54 45  |For the ULTIMATE|
000000A0: 20 64 69 72 74 79 20 6A  6F 6B 65 2C 20 6A 75 73  | dirty joke, jus|
000000B0: 74 20 70 72 65 73 73 20  74 68 65 20 52 45 54 55  |t press the RETU|
000000C0: 52 4E 20 6B 65 79 2E 0D  0D 45 76 65 72 79 20 77  |RN key...Every w|
000000D0: 68 69 74 65 20 74 68 69  6E 67 20 69 6E 20 74 68  |hite thing in th|
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000000F0: 6C 6C 20 69 6E 20 74 68  65 20 6D 75 64 2E 0D 0D  |ll in the mud...|
00000100: 0D 59 65 73 2C 20 74 68  69 73 20 69 73 20 6D 79  |.Yes, this is my|
00000110: 20 22 41 22 20 6D 61 74  65 72 69 61 6C 21 00 4F  | "A" material!.O|
00000120: 6B 61 79 2C 20 68 65 72  65 27 73 20 61 20 74 72  |kay, here's a tr|
00000130: 75 6C 79 20 67 72 6F 73  73 20 6A 6F 6B 65 3A 20  |uly gross joke: |
00000140: 57 68 61 74 20 63 6F 6D  65 73 20 61 66 74 65 72  |What comes after|
00000150: 20 31 34 33 3F 0D 0D 0D  0D 47 69 76 65 20 75 70  | 143?....Give up|
00000160: 3F 20 20 31 34 34 20 63  6F 6D 65 73 20 61 66 74  |?  144 comes aft|
00000170: 65 72 20 31 34 33 2E 20  41 6E 64 20 31 34 34 20  |er 143. And 144 |
00000180: 69 73 20 61 20 67 72 6F  73 73 2E 20 20 54 68 61  |is a gross.  Tha|
00000190: 74 20 6D 61 6B 65 73 20  74 68 69 73 20 61 20 67  |t makes this a g|
000001A0: 72 6F 73 73 20 6A 6F 6B  65 2E 0D 0D 47 65 74 20  |ross joke...Get |
000001B0: 69 74 3F 00 48 65 72 65  27 73 20 61 20 50 6F 6C  |it?.Here's a Pol|
000001C0: 69 73 68 20 6A 6F 6B 65  20 66 6F 72 20 79 6F 75  |ish joke for you|
000001D0: 3A 0D 0D 0D 57 68 79 20  64 69 64 20 4C 65 63 68  |:...Why did Lech|
000001E0: 20 57 61 6C 65 6E 73 61  20 63 72 6F 73 73 20 74  | Walensa cross t|
000001F0: 68 65 20 72 6F 61 64 3F  0D 42 65 63 61 75 73 65  |he road?.Because|
00000200: 20 50 6F 70 65 20 4A 6F  68 6E 20 50 61 75 6C 20  | Pope John Paul |
00000210: 49 49 20 77 61 73 20 6F  6E 20 74 68 65 20 73 61  |II was on the sa|
00000220: 6D 65 20 73 69 64 65 20  6F 66 20 74 68 65 20 72  |me side of the r|
00000230: 6F 61 64 2C 20 61 6E 64  20 74 68 65 79 20 77 61  |oad, and they wa|
00000240: 6E 74 65 64 20 74 6F 20  62 65 20 50 6F 6C 65 73  |nted to be Poles|
00000250: 20 61 70 61 72 74 21 00  57 68 61 74 20 64 69 64  | apart!.What did|
00000260: 20 74 68 65 20 66 61 72  6D 65 72 27 73 20 64 61  | the farmer's da|
00000270: 75 67 68 74 65 72 20 73  61 79 20 77 68 65 6E 20  |ughter say when |
00000280: 74 68 65 20 74 72 61 76  65 6C 69 6E 67 20 73 61  |the traveling sa|
00000290: 6C 65 73 6D 61 6E 20 74  72 69 65 64 20 74 6F 20  |lesman tried to |
000002A0: 73 65 6C 6C 20 68 65 72  20 61 20 62 65 65 68 69  |sell her a beehi|
000002B0: 76 65 3F 0D 0D 53 68 65  20 74 6F 6C 64 20 68 69  |ve?..She told hi|
000002C0: 6D 20 74 6F 20 62 75 7A  7A 20 6F 66 66 21 0D 0D  |m to buzz off!..|
000002D0: 0D 0D 54 68 61 74 20 73  6C 61 79 73 20 6D 65 21  |..That slays me!|
000002E0: 00 57 68 65 72 65 20 64  6F 20 77 68 61 6C 65 73  |.Where do whales|
000002F0: 20 67 6F 20 74 6F 20 67  65 74 20 77 65 69 67 68  | go to get weigh|
00000300: 65 64 3F 0D 0D 0D 0D 54  6F 20 74 68 65 20 77 68  |ed?....To the wh|
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00000320: 6E 21 0D 0D 0D 0D 4F 68  2C 20 74 68 61 74 27 73  |n!....Oh, that's|
00000330: 20 67 6F 6F 64 21 00 57  68 61 74 27 73 20 62 6C  | good!.What's bl|
00000340: 61 63 6B 20 61 6E 64 20  77 68 69 74 65 20 61 6E  |ack and white an|
00000350: 64 20 72 65 64 20 61 6C  6C 20 6F 76 65 72 3F 0D  |d red all over?.|
00000360: 0D 0D 0D 41 20 62 6C 75  73 68 69 6E 67 20 7A 65  |...A blushing ze|
00000370: 62 72 61 21 0D 0D 0D 0D  54 68 65 20 62 65 61 72  |bra!....The bear|
00000380: 20 69 73 20 67 72 65 61  74 21 00 57 68 61 74 27  | is great!.What'|
00000390: 73 20 62 6C 61 63 6B 20  61 6E 64 20 77 68 69 74  |s black and whit|
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000003D0: 65 65 6E 3F 0D 0D 0D 54  68 72 65 65 20 73 6B 75  |een?...Three sku|
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00000400: 65 20 62 65 61 72 20 69  73 20 68 69 6C 61 72 69  |e bear is hilari|
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00000460: 53 4F 4C 45 20 4F 46 20  41 20 4E 45 57 20 4D 41  |SOLE OF A NEW MA|
00000470: 43 48 49 4E 45 0D 0D 0D  57 61 69 74 21 20 20 44  |CHINE...Wait!  D|
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000004A0: 6A 6F 6B 65 73 21 00 57  68 79 20 64 6F 20 4C 65  |jokes!.Why do Le|
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00000510: 73 65 20 74 68 65 79 27  72 65 20 61 20 6C 69 74  |se they're a lit|
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00000530: 69 6E 67 2E 0D 0D 0D 57  6F 63 6B 61 2C 20 77 6F  |ing....Wocka, wo|
00000540: 63 6B 61 21 00 53 61 79  2C 20 64 69 64 20 79 6F  |cka!.Say, did yo|
00000550: 75 20 6B 6E 6F 77 20 74  68 65 20 61 6E 63 68 6F  |u know the ancho|
00000560: 72 20 6F 6E 20 74 68 69  73 20 62 6F 61 74 20 69  |r on this boat i|
00000570: 73 20 76 65 72 79 20 75  70 73 65 74 3F 20 20 59  |s very upset?  Y|
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000005B0: 54 48 45 20 45 4E 44 20  4F 46 20 49 54 53 20 52  |THE END OF ITS R|
000005C0: 4F 50 45 21 00 57 68 61  74 20 64 69 64 20 44 6F  |OPE!.What did Do|
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00000660: 20 74 68 61 74 20 6F 6E  65 21 00 48 6F 77 20 64  | that one!.How d|
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00000690: 61 72 67 69 6E 67 3F 0D  0D 0D 0D 54 61 6B 65 20  |arging?....Take |
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000006B0: 63 61 72 64 2E 0D 0D 0D  0D 4F 6F 68 2C 20 74 68  |card.....Ooh, th|
000006C0: 65 20 62 65 61 72 20 69  73 20 68 6F 74 21 00 57  |e bear is hot!.W|
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00000730: 65 20 6E 65 76 65 72 20  62 65 65 6E 20 54 48 49  |e never been THI|
00000740: 53 20 66 75 6E 6E 79 21  00 57 68 79 20 64 69 64  |S funny!.Why did|
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00000810: 20 74 68 65 20 62 65 61  72 20 6E 65 76 65 72 20  | the bear never |
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00000970: 0D 54 68 65 20 67 6C 6F  76 65 20 62 6F 61 74 21  |.The glove boat!|
00000980: 0D 0D 0D 53 74 6F 70 2C  20 46 6F 7A 7A 69 65 2C  |...Stop, Fozzie,|
00000990: 20 79 6F 75 27 72 65 20  54 4F 4F 20 67 6F 6F 64  | you're TOO good|
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00000CB0: 63 72 6F 73 73 20 74 68  65 20 72 6F 61 64 3F 0D  |cross the road?.|
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00000CE0: 44 6F 6E 27 74 20 67 6F  21 20 20 54 68 65 73 65  |Don't go!  These|
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00000D80: 0D 53 74 6F 70 2C 20 46  6F 7A 7A 69 65 2C 20 79  |.Stop, Fozzie, y|
00000D90: 6F 75 27 72 65 20 74 6F  6F 20 67 6F 6F 64 21 00  |ou're too good!.|
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00000E10: 79 20 49 20 61 6D 21 00  57 68 61 74 27 73 20 74  |y I am!.What's t|
00000E20: 68 65 20 62 65 73 74 20  77 61 79 0D 74 6F 20 70  |he best way.to p|
00000E30: 75 74 20 79 6F 75 72 20  68 65 61 64 20 69 6E 0D  |ut your head in.|
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00000E50: 65 72 79 20 63 61 72 65  66 75 6C 6C 79 21 0D 0D  |ery carefully!..|
00000E60: 0D 4F 68 2C 20 69 73 20  74 68 65 72 65 20 6E 6F  |.Oh, is there no|
00000E70: 20 73 74 6F 70 70 69 6E  67 20 74 68 69 73 20 62  | stopping this b|
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ULY DIRTY JOKE?.OKAY, HERE GOES:  SIX WH
ITE HORSES FELL IN THE MUD!.ALL RIGHT, N
O MORE KIDDING AROUND.  FOR THE ULTIMATE
 DIRTY JOKE, JUST PRESS THE RETURN KEY..
.EVERY WHITE THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD FE
LL IN THE MUD....YES, THIS IS MY "A" MAT
ERIAL!.OKAY, HERE'S A TRULY GROSS JOKE: 
WHAT COMES AFTER 143?....GIVE UP?  144 C
OMES AFTER 143. AND 144 IS A GROSS.  THA
T MAKES THIS A GROSS JOKE...GET IT?.HERE
'S A POLISH JOKE FOR YOU:...WHY DID LECH
 WALENSA CROSS THE ROAD?.BECAUSE POPE JO
HN PAUL II WAS ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE R
OAD, AND THEY WANTED TO BE POLES APART!.
WHAT DID THE FARMER'S DAUGHTER SAY WHEN 
THE TRAVELING SALESMAN TRIED TO SELL HER
 A BEEHIVE?..SHE TOLD HIM TO BUZZ OFF!..
..THAT SLAYS ME!.WHERE DO WHALES GO TO G
ET WEIGHED?....TO THE WHALE WEIGH STATIO
N!....OH, THAT'S GOOD!.WHAT'S BLACK AND 
WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?....A BLUSHING ZE
BRA!....THE BEAR IS GREAT!.WHAT'S BLACK 
AND WHITE AND BLACK AND WHITE AND BLACK 
AND WHITE AND GREEN?...THREE SKUNKS FIGH
TING OVER A PICKLE!...THE BEAR IS HILARI
OUS!.WHAT'S THE IDEAL BOOK TO READ ON A 
COMPUTER-CONTROLLED OCEAN VOYAGE?...THE 
SOLE OF A NEW MACHINE...WAIT!  DON'T GO 
AWAY!.THESE ARE MY BEST JOKES!.WHY DO LE
W ZEALAND'S BOOMERANG FISH SOMETIMES HAV
E TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING WHAT HE TELLS TH
EM TO DO?..BECAUSE THEY'RE A LITTLE HARD
 OF HERRING....WOCKA, WOCKA!.SAY, DID YO
U KNOW THE ANCHOR ON THIS BOAT IS VERY U
PSET?  YA-A-AH!  IT'S AT THE END OF ITS 
ROPE.  GET IT?  THE END OF ITS ROPE!.WHA
T DID DOCTOR TEETH SAY WHEN HE SAW THE H
IPPOPOTAMUS WORKING IN THE MUSIC STORE?.
..HE SAID, "HEY, MAN, I DIDN'T KNOW THE 
GIRAFFE SOLD THE PLACE!"..I LOVE THAT ON
E!.HOW DO YOU KEEP A RHINOCEROUS FROM CH
ARGING?....TAKE AWAY HIS CREDIT CARD....
.OOH, THE BEAR IS HOT!.WHAT DID THE BANA
NA SAY TO THE HIPPOPOTAMUS?....NOTHING. 
 BANANAS CAN'T TALK....OH, FOZZIE, YOU'V
E NEVER BEEN THIS FUNNY!.WHY DID THE MOR
ON CROSS THE ROAD?....BECAUSE HE THOUGHT
 HE WAS A CHICKEN....STOP, FOZZIE, YOU'R
E TOO GOOD!.WHY DID THE MORON GO TO THE 
FRUIT STORE BEFORE THE PROM?....BECAUSE 
HE NEEDED A DATE.....AH, THE BEAR NEVER 
MISSES!.WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A 
GIRAFFE AND A BANANA?....BOY, IF YOU DON
'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE, I'M NEVE
R GOING TO SEND YOU TO THE STORE TO BUY 
BANANAS!.WE DON'T LIKE DIRTY JOKES HERE;
 WE RUN A CLEAN SHIP.  AND SPEAKING OF S
HIPS, DO YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THE CRUISE
 SHIP WHERE THE THREE LITTLE KITTENS LOS
T THEIR MITTENS?.THE GLOVE BOAT!...STOP,
 FOZZIE, YOU'RE TOO GOOD!.WHO WAS THAT L
ADY I SAW YOU WITH LAST NIGHT?....THAT W
AS NO LADY, THAT WAS MISS PIGGY!..UH OH,
 THE BEAR'S IN FOR IT NOW.....BCJPUZ....
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CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?....TO GET TO THE
 OTHER SIDE!....DON'T GO!  THESE ARE MY 
BEST!.A FELLOW I KNOW ASKED A POTATO TO 
TELL HIM EVERYTHING IT KNEW ABOUT ....WH
AT DID THE POTATO SAY?.NOTHING.  POTATOE
S CAN'T TALK.....STOP, FOZZIE, YOU'RE TO
O GOOD!.WHERE DOES AN EIGHT-THOUSAND POU
ND . SLEEP?....ANYWHERE HE WANTS!...YOU 
KNOW, SOMETIMES I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FUNN
Y I AM!.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY.TO PUT YOUR 
HEAD IN.A .'S MOUTH?...VERY CAREFULLY!..
.OH, IS THERE NO STOPPING THIS BEAR?.HOW
 CAN YOU GET SIX .S INTO A VOLKSWAGEN?..
..THREE IN FRONT, AND THREE IN BACK...TH
E BEAR IS SO HOT, HE'S SMOKING!.SORRY, I
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