FISHY KIL TXT.

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FILENAME(S): FISHY KIL TXT.

FILE TYPE(S): PRG

FILE SIZE: 2K

FIRST SEEN: 2025-12-01 20:44:37

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DISK TITLE	FILENAME	FILE TYPE	COLLECTION	TRACK	SECTOR	ACTIONS
JESUS	FISHY KIL TXT.	PRG	earthshaker	16	9	DOWNLOAD FILE

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00000010: 20 57 41 59 53 20 54 4F  20 4B 49 4C 4C 20 59 4F  | WAYS TO KILL YO|
00000020: 55 52 20 54 52 4F 50 49  43 41 4C 20 46 49 53 48  |UR TROPICAL FISH|
00000030: 5B 0D 2D 2D 2D 2D 2D 2D  2D 2D 2D 2D 2D 2D 2D 2D  |[.--------------|
00000040: 2D 2D 2D 2D 2D 2D 2D 2D  2D 2D 2D 2D 2D 2D 2D 2D  |----------------|
00000050: 2D 2D 2D 2D 2D 2D 2D 2D  2D 2D 2D 2D 2D 2D 0D 0D  |--------------..|
00000060: 30 31 2E 0A 53 48 49 54  2F 50 49 53 53 2F 54 48  |01..SHIT/PISS/TH|
00000070: 52 4F 57 2D 55 50 20 49  4E 20 54 48 45 20 54 41  |ROW-UP IN THE TA|
00000080: 4E 4B 2E 20 0D 0A 57 41  54 43 48 20 54 48 45 4D  |NK. ..WATCH THEM|
00000090: 20 44 49 45 20 57 48 45  4E 20 54 48 45 20 57 41  | DIE WHEN THE WA|
000000A0: 54 45 52 0D 0A 42 45 43  4F 4D 45 53 20 50 4F 4C  |TER..BECOMES POL|
000000B0: 4C 55 54 45 44 21 0D 0D  30 32 2E 0A 50 4F 55 52  |LUTED!..02..POUR|
000000C0: 20 42 4C 45 41 43 48 20  49 4E 54 4F 20 54 48 45  | BLEACH INTO THE|
000000D0: 20 54 41 4E 4B 2E 20 54  48 49 53 0D 0A 4F 4E 45  | TANK. THIS..ONE|
000000E0: 20 49 53 20 46 55 4E 20  54 4F 20 57 41 54 43 48  | IS FUN TO WATCH|
000000F0: 2E 0D 0D 30 33 2E 0A 41  50 50 4C 59 20 41 20 53  |...03..APPLY A S|
00000100: 54 45 41 44 59 20 43 55  52 52 45 4E 54 20 54 4F  |TEADY CURRENT TO|
00000110: 20 54 48 45 20 10 0A 57  41 54 45 52 2E 20 45 2E  | THE ..WATER. E.|
00000120: 47 2E 20 32 32 30 2F 32  34 30 56 2E 20 41 4E 59  |G. 220/240V. ANY|
00000130: 4F 4E 45 20 46 4F 52 0D  0A 46 52 49 45 44 20 46  |ONE FOR..FRIED F|
00000140: 49 53 48 3F 0D 0D 30 34  2E 0A 41 50 50 4C 59 20  |ISH?..04..APPLY |
00000150: 47 52 45 41 54 20 41 4D  4F 55 4E 54 53 20 4F 46  |GREAT AMOUNTS OF|
00000160: 20 48 45 41 54 20 54 4F  0D 0A 54 48 45 20 57 41  | HEAT TO..THE WA|
00000170: 54 45 52 2E 20 49 2E 45  2E 20 42 4F 49 4C 20 54  |TER. I.E. BOIL T|
00000180: 48 45 4D 20 41 4C 49 56  45 2E 0D 0D 30 35 2E 0A  |HEM ALIVE...05..|
00000190: 53 48 4F 57 20 59 4F 55  52 20 46 49 53 48 20 41  |SHOW YOUR FISH A|
000001A0: 20 50 49 43 54 55 52 45  20 4F 46 0D 0A 53 43 41  | PICTURE OF..SCA|
000001B0: 52 46 41 43 45 2F 2D 56  2D 20 4F 52 20 4E 49 54  |RFACE/-V- OR NIT|
000001C0: 31 2F 46 34 43 47 20 28  4E 4F 0D 0A 4F 46 46 45  |1/F4CG (NO..OFFE|
000001D0: 4E 43 45 21 29 2E 20 57  4F 52 4B 53 20 45 56 45  |NCE!). WORKS EVE|
000001E0: 52 59 20 54 49 4D 45 2E  0D 0D 30 36 2E 0A 45 41  |RY TIME...06..EA|
000001F0: 54 20 54 48 45 20 46 49  53 48 20 41 4C 49 56 45  |T THE FISH ALIVE|
00000200: 21 20 43 52 49 53 50 59  21 10 30 37 2E 0A 44 4F  |! CRISPY!.07..DO|
00000210: 4E 27 54 20 46 45 45 44  20 54 48 45 4D 2E 20 54  |N'T FEED THEM. T|
00000220: 48 49 53 20 4F 4E 45 20  54 41 4B 45 53 0D 0A 52  |HIS ONE TAKES..R|
00000230: 41 54 48 45 52 20 4C 4F  4E 47 2C 20 41 4E 44 20  |ATHER LONG, AND |
00000240: 49 53 20 52 41 54 48 45  52 20 0D 0A 42 4F 52 49  |IS RATHER ..BORI|
00000250: 4E 47 20 41 53 20 54 48  41 54 20 49 53 20 48 4F  |NG AS THAT IS HO|
00000260: 57 20 46 49 53 48 20 4E  4F 52 2D 0D 0A 4D 41 4C  |W FISH NOR-..MAL|
00000270: 59 20 44 49 45 2C 20 57  48 45 4E 20 54 48 45 20  |Y DIE, WHEN THE |
00000280: 4F 57 4E 45 52 53 20 46  4F 52 47 45 54 0D 0A 41  |OWNERS FORGET..A|
00000290: 42 4F 55 54 20 54 48 45  4D 2E 0D 0D 30 38 2E 20  |BOUT THEM...08. |
000002A0: 44 52 41 49 4E 20 54 48  45 20 57 41 54 45 52 20  |DRAIN THE WATER |
000002B0: 46 52 4F 4D 20 54 48 45  20 54 41 4E 4B 2E 0D 0A  |FROM THE TANK...|
000002C0: 57 41 54 43 48 20 54 48  45 4D 20 4D 4F 56 45 20  |WATCH THEM MOVE |
000002D0: 41 4E 44 20 54 57 49 53  54 49 4E 47 2E 0D 0D 30  |AND TWISTING...0|
000002E0: 39 2E 0A 53 54 41 4D 50  20 4F 4E 20 54 48 45 4D  |9..STAMP ON THEM|
000002F0: 2E 20 52 45 41 4C 4C 59  20 47 52 4F 53 53 2E 0D  |. REALLY GROSS..|
00000300: 0A 46 4C 41 54 20 46 49  53 48 20 41 4E 44 20 41  |.FLAT FISH AND A|
00000310: 20 48 55 47 45 20 4D 45  53 53 2E 10 31 30 2E 0A  | HUGE MESS..10..|
00000320: 50 4F 53 54 20 54 48 45  4D 20 54 4F 20 4D 45 20  |POST THEM TO ME |
00000330: 49 4E 20 41 20 4A 49 46  46 59 20 42 41 47 2E 0D  |IN A JIFFY BAG..|
00000340: 0A 49 27 4D 20 53 55 52  45 20 49 27 4C 4C 20 54  |.I'M SURE I'LL T|
00000350: 52 59 20 53 4F 4D 45 20  4E 45 57 20 54 48 49 4E  |RY SOME NEW THIN|
00000360: 47 53 0D 0A 4F 4E 20 54  48 45 4D 2E 20 28 4F 52  |GS..ON THEM. (OR|
00000370: 20 49 27 4C 4C 20 46 45  45 44 20 27 45 4D 20 54  | I'LL FEED 'EM T|
00000380: 4F 20 4D 59 0D 0A 43 41  54 2F 44 4F 47 21 29 0D  |O MY..CAT/DOG!).|
00000390: 0D 31 31 2E 0A 53 54 49  43 4B 20 49 54 20 55 50  |.11..STICK IT UP|
000003A0: 20 59 4F 55 52 20 41 52  53 45 2E 20 4E 4F 54 20  | YOUR ARSE. NOT |
000003B0: 52 45 41 4C 4C 59 0D 0A  41 20 47 4F 4F 44 20 49  |REALLY..A GOOD I|
000003C0: 44 45 41 2C 20 55 4E 4C  45 53 53 20 59 4F 55 27  |DEA, UNLESS YOU'|
000003D0: 52 45 20 41 20 0D 0A 50  49 4C 4C 4F 57 2D 42 49  |RE A ..PILLOW-BI|
000003E0: 54 45 52 2E 20 28 47 45  54 20 49 54 3F 29 0D 0D  |TER. (GET IT?)..|
000003F0: 31 32 2E 0A 4D 41 4B 45  20 54 48 45 20 54 41 4E  |12..MAKE THE TAN|
00000400: 4B 20 41 49 52 54 49 47  48 54 2E 20 4E 4F 20 4F  |K AIRTIGHT. NO O|
00000410: 58 59 2D 20 0D 0A 10 0A  47 45 4E 2C 20 4E 4F 20  |XY- ....GEN, NO |
00000420: 46 49 53 48 21 20 28 4E  49 43 45 21 29 0D 0D 31  |FISH! (NICE!)..1|
00000430: 33 2E 0A 41 44 44 20 53  45 56 45 52 41 4C 20 50  |3..ADD SEVERAL P|
00000440: 49 52 41 4E 48 41 53 20  54 4F 20 54 48 45 0D 0A  |IRANHAS TO THE..|
00000450: 54 41 4E 4B 2E 20 54 48  45 59 27 4C 4C 20 42 45  |TANK. THEY'LL BE|
00000460: 20 45 41 54 45 4E 20 41  4C 49 56 45 2E 0D 0D 31  | EATEN ALIVE...1|
00000470: 34 2E 0A 53 48 4F 57 20  54 48 45 4D 20 54 4F 20  |4..SHOW THEM TO |
00000480: 59 4F 55 52 20 43 41 54  2E 20 57 4F 4E 27 54 0D  |YOUR CAT. WON'T.|
00000490: 0A 42 45 20 4C 4F 4E 47  20 42 45 46 4F 52 45 20  |.BE LONG BEFORE |
000004A0: 54 48 45 59 20 4D 59 53  54 45 52 2D 0D 0A 49 4F  |THEY MYSTER-..IO|
000004B0: 55 53 4C 59 20 44 49 53  53 41 50 45 41 52 2E 0D  |USLY DISSAPEAR..|
000004C0: 0D 31 35 2E 0A 43 48 4F  50 20 54 48 45 4D 20 49  |.15..CHOP THEM I|
000004D0: 4E 20 48 41 4C 46 2E 20  54 48 49 53 20 49 53 20  |N HALF. THIS IS |
000004E0: 56 45 52 59 0D 0A 45 44  55 43 41 54 49 4F 4E 41  |VERY..EDUCATIONA|
000004F0: 4C 2C 20 42 45 43 41 55  53 45 20 59 4F 55 20 43  |L, BECAUSE YOU C|
00000500: 41 4E 10 0A 4C 45 41 52  4E 20 41 42 4F 55 54 20  |AN..LEARN ABOUT |
00000510: 54 48 45 20 49 4E 54 45  52 4E 20 4F 52 47 41 4E  |THE INTERN ORGAN|
00000520: 53 0D 0A 46 52 4F 4D 20  59 4F 55 52 20 54 52 4F  |S..FROM YOUR TRO|
00000530: 50 49 43 41 4C 20 46 49  53 48 2E 0D 0D 31 36 2E  |PICAL FISH...16.|
00000540: 0A 4F 50 45 4E 20 41 20  54 48 49 43 4B 2C 20 48  |.OPEN A THICK, H|
00000550: 45 41 56 59 20 42 4F 4F  4B 20 41 54 0D 0A 41 42  |EAVY BOOK AT..AB|
00000560: 4F 55 54 20 54 48 45 20  4D 49 44 44 4C 45 20 50  |OUT THE MIDDLE P|
00000570: 41 47 45 20 41 4E 44 20  50 4C 41 43 45 0D 0A 54  |AGE AND PLACE..T|
00000580: 48 45 20 46 49 53 48 20  49 4E 53 49 44 45 2E 20  |HE FISH INSIDE. |
00000590: 54 48 45 4E 20 53 48 55  54 20 54 48 45 0D 0A 42  |THEN SHUT THE..B|
000005A0: 4F 4F 4B 20 57 49 54 48  20 41 20 42 49 47 20 42  |OOK WITH A BIG B|
000005B0: 41 4E 47 2E 54 48 49 53  20 4D 45 54 48 4F 44 0D  |ANG.THIS METHOD.|
000005C0: 0A 49 53 4E 27 54 20 52  45 43 4F 4D 4D 45 4E 44  |.ISN'T RECOMMEND|
000005D0: 45 44 20 4F 4E 20 41 20  56 45 52 59 0D 0A 45 58  |ED ON A VERY..EX|
000005E0: 50 45 4E 53 49 56 45 20  42 4F 4F 4B 2E 0D 0D 31  |PENSIVE BOOK...1|
000005F0: 37 2E 20 0A 50 55 54 20  54 48 45 20 46 49 53 48  |7. .PUT THE FISH|
00000600: 2D 42 4F 57 4C 20 49 4E  20 54 48 45 20 46 52 45  |-BOWL IN THE FRE|
00000610: 45 5A 45 52 21 10 31 38  2E 0A 43 55 54 20 41 20  |EZER!.18..CUT A |
00000620: 53 4D 41 4C 4C 20 48 4F  4C 45 20 49 4E 20 41 20  |SMALL HOLE IN A |
00000630: 54 45 4E 4E 49 53 20 42  41 4C 0D 0A 41 4E 44 20  |TENNIS BAL..AND |
00000640: 50 4C 41 43 45 20 54 48  45 20 46 49 53 48 20 49  |PLACE THE FISH I|
00000650: 4E 53 49 44 45 2E 20 54  48 45 4E 2C 0D 0A 53 45  |NSIDE. THEN,..SE|
00000660: 41 4C 20 54 48 45 20 48  4F 4C 45 20 41 4E 44 20  |AL THE HOLE AND |
00000670: 50 4C 41 59 20 54 45 4E  4E 49 53 2E 0D 0D 31 39  |PLAY TENNIS...19|
00000680: 2E 0A 50 4F 55 52 20 41  4E 59 20 46 4C 41 4D 4D  |..POUR ANY FLAMM|
00000690: 41 42 4C 45 20 4C 49 51  55 49 44 20 4F 4E 54 4F  |ABLE LIQUID ONTO|
000006A0: 0D 0A 54 48 45 20 46 49  53 48 20 41 4E 44 20 4C  |..THE FISH AND L|
000006B0: 49 47 48 54 20 49 54 2E  20 57 41 54 43 48 20 49  |IGHT IT. WATCH I|
000006C0: 54 0D 0A 53 51 55 49 52  4D 21 0D 0D 32 30 2E 20  |T..SQUIRM!..20. |
000006D0: 0A 50 55 54 20 49 54 20  49 4E 20 54 48 45 20 4D  |.PUT IT IN THE M|
000006E0: 49 43 52 4F 57 41 56 45  2F 54 4F 41 53 54 45 52  |ICROWAVE/TOASTER|
000006F0: 2F 0D 0A 42 4C 45 4E 44  45 52 20 4F 52 20 41 4E  |/..BLENDER OR AN|
00000700: 59 20 4F 54 48 45 52 20  4B 49 54 43 48 45 4E 0D  |Y OTHER KITCHEN.|
00000710: 0A 41 50 50 4C 49 41 4E  43 45 2E 10 32 31 2E 0A  |.APPLIANCE..21..|
00000720: 57 48 45 4E 20 49 54 27  53 20 41 20 53 55 4E 4E  |WHEN IT'S A SUNN|
00000730: 59 20 44 41 59 2C 20 54  41 4B 45 20 59 4F 55 52  |Y DAY, TAKE YOUR|
00000740: 0D 0A 4D 41 47 4E 49 46  59 49 4E 47 20 47 4C 41  |..MAGNIFYING GLA|
00000750: 53 53 20 41 4E 44 20 50  4F 49 4E 54 20 54 48 45  |SS AND POINT THE|
00000760: 0D 0A 50 4F 49 4E 54 20  4F 46 20 4C 49 47 48 54  |..POINT OF LIGHT|
00000770: 20 4F 4E 20 54 48 45 20  46 49 53 48 45 53 20 48  | ON THE FISHES H|
00000780: 45 41 44 0D 0A 2F 45 59  45 2F 42 4F 44 59 2F 45  |EAD../EYE/BODY/E|
00000790: 54 43 2E 0D 0D 57 48 45  4E 20 59 4F 55 20 4B 4E  |TC...WHEN YOU KN|
000007A0: 4F 57 20 4D 4F 52 45 20  57 41 59 53 20 54 4F 20  |OW MORE WAYS TO |
000007B0: 4B 49 4C 4C 20 0D 59 4F  55 52 20 54 52 4F 50 49  |KILL .YOUR TROPI|
000007C0: 43 41 4C 20 46 49 53 48  2C 20 54 48 45 4E 20 53  |CAL FISH, THEN S|
000007D0: 45 4E 44 20 59 4F 55 52  0D 4D 45 54 48 4F 44 20  |END YOUR.METHOD |
000007E0: 54 4F 20 55 53 2E 20 28  45 44 49 54 4F 52 49 41  |TO US. (EDITORIA|
000007F0: 4C 29 0D 0D 53 49 47 4E  45 44 2E 2E 2E 2E 2E 0D  |L)..SIGNED......|
00000800: 0A 0A 45 41 52 54 48 53  48 41 4B 45 52 10        |..EARTHSHAKER.  |

.`........@. ]21 WAYS TO KILL YOUR TROPI
CAL FISH[.------------------------------
--------------..01..SHIT/PISS/THROW-UP I
N THE TANK. ..WATCH THEM DIE WHEN THE WA
TER..BECOMES POLLUTED!..02..POUR BLEACH 
INTO THE TANK. THIS..ONE IS FUN TO WATCH
...03..APPLY A STEADY CURRENT TO THE ..W
ATER. E.G. 220/240V. ANYONE FOR..FRIED F
ISH?..04..APPLY GREAT AMOUNTS OF HEAT TO
..THE WATER. I.E. BOIL THEM ALIVE...05..
SHOW YOUR FISH A PICTURE OF..SCARFACE/-V
- OR NIT1/F4CG (NO..OFFENCE!). WORKS EVE
RY TIME...06..EAT THE FISH ALIVE! CRISPY
!.07..DON'T FEED THEM. THIS ONE TAKES..R
ATHER LONG, AND IS RATHER ..BORING AS TH
AT IS HOW FISH NOR-..MALY DIE, WHEN THE 
OWNERS FORGET..ABOUT THEM...08. DRAIN TH
E WATER FROM THE TANK...WATCH THEM MOVE 
AND TWISTING...09..STAMP ON THEM. REALLY
 GROSS...FLAT FISH AND A HUGE MESS..10..
POST THEM TO ME IN A JIFFY BAG...I'M SUR
E I'LL TRY SOME NEW THINGS..ON THEM. (OR
 I'LL FEED 'EM TO MY..CAT/DOG!)..11..STI
CK IT UP YOUR ARSE. NOT REALLY..A GOOD I
DEA, UNLESS YOU'RE A ..PILLOW-BITER. (GE
T IT?)..12..MAKE THE TANK AIRTIGHT. NO O
XY- ....GEN, NO FISH! (NICE!)..13..ADD S
EVERAL PIRANHAS TO THE..TANK. THEY'LL BE
 EATEN ALIVE...14..SHOW THEM TO YOUR CAT
. WON'T..BE LONG BEFORE THEY MYSTER-..IO
USLY DISSAPEAR...15..CHOP THEM IN HALF. 
THIS IS VERY..EDUCATIONAL, BECAUSE YOU C
AN..LEARN ABOUT THE INTERN ORGANS..FROM 
YOUR TROPICAL FISH...16..OPEN A THICK, H
EAVY BOOK AT..ABOUT THE MIDDLE PAGE AND 
PLACE..THE FISH INSIDE. THEN SHUT THE..B
OOK WITH A BIG BANG.THIS METHOD..ISN'T R
ECOMMENDED ON A VERY..EXPENSIVE BOOK...1
7. .PUT THE FISH-BOWL IN THE FREEZER!.18
..CUT A SMALL HOLE IN A TENNIS BAL..AND 
PLACE THE FISH INSIDE. THEN,..SEAL THE H
OLE AND PLAY TENNIS...19..POUR ANY FLAMM
ABLE LIQUID ONTO..THE FISH AND LIGHT IT.
 WATCH IT..SQUIRM!..20. .PUT IT IN THE M
ICROWAVE/TOASTER/..BLENDER OR ANY OTHER 
KITCHEN..APPLIANCE..21..WHEN IT'S A SUNN
Y DAY, TAKE YOUR..MAGNIFYING GLASS AND P
OINT THE..POINT OF LIGHT ON THE FISHES H
EAD../EYE/BODY/ETC...WHEN YOU KNOW MORE 
WAYS TO KILL .YOUR TROPICAL FISH, THEN S
END YOUR.METHOD TO US. (EDITORIAL)..SIGN
ED........EARTHSHAKER.

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