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.^,SHUT UP OR I WILL NAIL YOUR OTHER FOO
T^......TO THE FLOOR.....@.7....3,DO YOU
 KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PIN LAUGH?^.U....^,T
ICKLE IT'S PRICK....@......1,DO YOU KNOW
 WHAT THEY SAID TO HIM?^.K.$..^,WOULD YO
U MIND CROSSING YOUR FEET WE ARERUNNING 
SHORT OF NAILS....@......2,DO YOU KNOW T
HE MEDICAL TERM FOR A      POOFTER IS?^.
'.8..^,--== SLIPADICKTOME ==--^.S.B..^,*
**********************************^.}.L.
.^,THEN THERE WAS THE POOFTER COWBOY^...
V..^,THAT USE TO PULL HIS.......^.C.`..^
,CHAPS ON BACKWARDS!!!!!!!@...J..3,WHAT 
GOES BLACK WHITE RED BLACK WHITE   RED B
LACK BLACK WHITE RED?^.I.T..^,A NUN ROLL
ING DOWN THE HILL WITH HER    PERIODS...
@..~..1,WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ABORIGINAL 
IN A RED MINI?^......^,A JAFA...@.J....2
,DO YOU KNOW WHY JESUS WAS NOT BORN IN  
 IRELAND?^......************************
*************^.<....^,BECAUSE THEY COULD
N'T FIND THREE WISE   MEN AND A VIRGIN..
...@.K....1,WAITER  WAITER. WHAT DO YOU 
CALL THIS?^.~....^,BEAN SOUP!^...D..^,I 
DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S BEEN WHAT IS IT  NO
W...^...N..^,***************************
***********^...X..WAITER  WAITER.  MY PL
ATE IS WET^.,....^,THAT'S THE SOUP SIR!!
!!!@.\....3,I HAVE TWO HOMOSEXUAL SPIDER
S THAT KEEP^......^,GETTING AT EACH OTHE
RS FLIES...@......3,THERE WAS THIS CASE 
OF A YOUNG GIRL^.X....^,WHO HAD A ITCH B
ETWEEN HER TOES^......^,....ER......THE 
BIG ONES.^.*....^,**********************
*****************^.U.(..^,THEN THERE WAS
 THIS BUS DRIVER WHO^.|.2..^,STOPPED TO 
...AVOID... A CHILD^...<..^,^,---=== AND
 FELL OFF THE BED ===---@.U.F..3,DO YOU 
KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO NAUGHTY^...P..^,EGY
PTION GIRLS?^...Z..^,--==--  THEY BECOME
 MUMMY'S  --==--@.D.D..3,WHY WAS SNOW WH
ITE STILL A VIRGIN?^.U.N..^,BECAUSE THE 
DWARFS WERE ALL FUCKING DOPY^...X..*****
***********************************^....
..SNOW WHITE WAS HAVING A BATH AND WAS^,
^,FEELING HAPPY!^......^,SO HE GOT OUT O
F THE BATH...^.)....^,THIS MADE HER FEEL
 GRUMPY!^.F. ..^,SO HE GOT OUT TOO...@.N
..'. 0...

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