Multiple names: (BBS-L1), BULB JOKES1
FILE INFORMATION
FILENAME(S):
• (BBS-L1)<br>• BULB JOKES1
FILE TYPE(S): SEQ
FILE SIZE: 3.7K
FIRST SEEN: 2025-12-01 01:08:37
APPEARS ON: 2 disk(s)
FILE HASH
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FOUND ON DISKS (2 DISKS)
| DISK TITLE | FILENAME | FILE TYPE | COLLECTION | TRACK | SECTOR | ACTIONS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| AYA OF ACME 1988 | (BBS-L1) | SEQ | hedning, loot | 15 | 18 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
| TERM PRG FILER | BULB JOKES1 | SEQ | hedning, loot | 11 | 1 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
FILE CONTENT & ANALYSIS
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00000DD0: 54 4F 20 57 52 49 54 45 20 54 48 45 20 4C 49 47 |TO WRITE THE LIG|
00000DE0: 48 54 0D 42 55 4C 42 20 49 4E 53 45 52 54 49 4F |HT.BULB INSERTIO|
00000DF0: 4E 20 50 52 4F 47 52 41 4D 2C 20 41 4E 44 20 4F |N PROGRAM, AND O|
00000E00: 4E 45 20 54 4F 20 41 43 54 0D 41 53 20 41 20 4C |NE TO ACT.AS A L|
00000E10: 49 47 48 54 20 42 55 4C 42 20 41 44 4D 49 4E 49 |IGHT BULB ADMINI|
00000E20: 53 54 52 41 54 4F 52 0D 54 4F 20 4D 41 4B 45 20 |STRATOR.TO MAKE |
00000E30: 53 55 52 45 20 4E 4F 42 4F 44 59 20 45 4C 53 45 |SURE NOBODY ELSE|
00000E40: 20 54 52 49 45 53 20 54 4F 0D 43 48 41 4E 47 45 | TRIES TO.CHANGE|
00000E50: 20 54 48 45 20 4C 49 47 48 54 20 42 55 4C 42 20 | THE LIGHT BULB |
00000E60: 41 54 20 54 48 45 20 53 41 4D 45 20 54 49 4D 45 |AT THE SAME TIME|
00000E70: 2E 0D 20 0D D1 3A 20 C8 4F 57 20 4D 41 4E 59 20 |.. ..: .OW MANY |
00000E80: 53 54 52 41 49 47 48 54 20 D3 41 4E 20 C6 52 41 |STRAIGHT .AN .RA|
00000E90: 4E 43 49 53 43 41 4E 53 0D 44 4F 45 53 20 49 54 |NCISCANS.DOES IT|
00000EA0: 20 54 41 4B 45 20 54 4F 20 53 43 52 45 57 20 49 | TAKE TO SCREW I|
00000EB0: 4E 20 41 20 4C 49 47 48 54 20 42 55 4C 42 3F 0D |N A LIGHT BULB?.|
00000EC0: C1 3A 20 C2 4F 54 48 20 4F 46 20 54 48 45 4D 2E |.: .OTH OF THEM.|
00000ED0: 0D 20 0D 20 0D |. . . |
. . .THE CANONICAL COLLECTION.OF LIGHT
BULB JOKES. .Q: HOW MANY CALIFORNIANS DO
ES IT TAKE.TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.A: SI
X. ONE TO TURN THE BULB,.ONE FOR SUPPOR
T, AND FOUR TO RELATE.TO THE EXPERIENCE.
. .Q: HOW MANY OREGONIANS DOES IT TAKE T
O.SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: FIVE. ONE TO
TURN THE BULB AND.FOUR MORE TO CHASE OF
F THE.CALIFORNIANS WHO HAVE COME UP.TO R
ELATE TO THE EXPERIENCE.. .Q: HOW MANY N
EW YORKERS DOES IT TAKE.TO SCREW IN A LI
GHTBULB?.A1: NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!
.A2: 50.50? YEAH 50;ITS IN THE CONTRACT.
. .Q: HOW MANY WASPS DOES IT TAKE TO.CHA
NGE A LIGHT BULB?.A: TWO. ONE TO CALL T
HE ELECTRICIAN.AND ONE TO MIX THE MARTIN
IS.. .Q: HOW MANY PSYCHIATRISTS DOES IT
TAKE.TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.A: ONLY ONE
, BUT THE BULB HAS GOT TO.REALLY WANT TO
CHANGE.. .Q: HOW MANY PROGRAMMERS DOES
IT TAKE.TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: NON
E. THATS A HARDWARE PROBLEM.. .Q: HOW M
ANY UNIX HACKS DES IT TAKE TO.CHANGE A L
IGHT BULB?.A: AS MANY AS YOU WANT;.THEY'
RE ALL VIRTUAL, ANYWAY.. .Q: HOW MANY BE
LL LABS VICE PRESIDENTS.DOES IT TAKE TO
CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.A: THAT'S PROPRIETA
RY INFORMATION..ANSWER AVAILABLE FROM AT
&T ON PAYMENT.OF LICENSE FEE (BINARY ONL
Y).. .Q: HOW MANY GRADUATE STUDENTS DOES
IT.TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?.A: ONL
Y ONE, BUT IT MAY TAKE UPWARDS.OF FIVE Y
EARS FOR HIM TO GET IT DONE.. .Q: HOW MA
NY 'REAL MEN' DOES IT TAKE TO.CHANGE A L
IGHT BULB?.A1: NONE: 'REAL MEN' AREN'T
AFRAID OF. THE DARK..A2: NONE OF YOUR DA
MN BUSINESS!. .Q: HOW MANY 'REAL WOMEN'D
OES IT TAKE TO.CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.A: N
ONE: A 'REAL WOMAN' WOULD HAVE.PLENTY O
F REAL MEN AROUND TO DO IT.. .Q: HOW MAN
Y JEWISH MOTHERS DOES IT.TAKE TO SCREW I
N A LIGHT BULB?.A: NONE. ("THATS ALL RI
GHT...I'LL JUST.SIT HERE IN THE DARK..."
). .Q: HOW MANY MICE DOES IT TAKE TO SCR
EW.IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: TWO. (HINT: THE
Y ARE SMALL ENOUGH.TO FIT INSIDE).. .Q:
HOW MANY POLACKS DOES IT TAKE TO.CHANGE
A LIGHTBULB?.A: JUST ONE, BUT YOU NEED 6
000 RUSSIAN.TROOPS IN CASE HE GOES ON ST
RIKE!. .Q: HOW MANY WASPS (CALIFORNIANS)
DOES IT.TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?.A:
SILLY, WASPS (CALIFORNIANS) DON'T.SCREW
IN A LIGHTBULB, THEY SCREW IN.HOT TUBS.
. .Q: HOW MANY MARXISTS DOES IT TAKE TO.
SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?.A: NONE: THE LIGH
TBULB CONTAINS THE.SEEDS OF ITS OWN REVO
LUTION.. .Q: HOW MANY (GENERALS/POLITICI
ANS) DOES.IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
.A: 1,000,001: ONE TO CHANGE THE BULB.A
ND 1,000,000 TO REBUILD CIVILIZATION.TO
THE POINT WHERE THEY NEED LIGHTBULBS.AGA
IN.. .Q: HOW MANY PRE-MED STUDENTS DOES
IT.TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?.A: FIVE:
ONE TO CHANGE THE BULB AND.FOUR TO PULL
THE LADDER OUT FROM UNDER.HIM.. .Q: HOW
MANY CHRISTIANS DOES IT TAKE TO.CHANGE
A LIGHT BULB?.A:THREE, BUT THEY'RE REALL
Y ONLY ONE.. .Q: HOW MANY JUGGLERS DOES
IT TAKE TO.CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.A: ONE,
BUT IT TAKES AT LEAST THREE.LIGHT BULBS.
. .Q: HOW MANY FEMINISTS DOES IT TAKE TO
.CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.A: THATS NOT FUNNY
!!!. .VARIATION:.Q: HOW MANY RADCLIFFE G
IRLS DOES IT.TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB
?.A: IT'S "WOMEN" AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!. .
Q: HOW MANY SUPPLY-SIDERS DOES IT TAKE.T
O CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.A: NONE. THE DARK
NESS WILL CAUSE THE.LIGHT BULB TO CHANGE
BY ITSELF.. .Q: HOW MANY SUPPLY-SIDE EC
ONOMISTS DOES.IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGH
T BULB?.A: NONE. IF THE GOVERNMENT WOUL
D JUST.LEAVE IT ALONE,IT WOULD SCREW ITS
ELF IN. .Q:HOW MANY VALLEY GIRLS DOES IT
TAKE TO.CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.A: OOOH, L
IKE, MANUAL LABOR? .GAG ME WITH A SPOON!
FOR SURE..Q: HOW MANY DATA BASE PEOPLE
DOES IT.TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.A:
THREE: ONE TO WRITE THE LIGHT BULB.REMO
VAL PROGRAM,ONE TO WRITE THE LIGHT.BULB
INSERTION PROGRAM, AND ONE TO ACT.AS A L
IGHT BULB ADMINISTRATOR.TO MAKE SURE NOB
ODY ELSE TRIES TO.CHANGE THE LIGHT BULB
AT THE SAME TIME.. .Q: HOW MANY STRAIGHT
SAN FRANCISCANS.DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW I
N A LIGHT BULB?.A: BOTH OF THEM.. . .
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