Multiple names: (BBS-L9), BULB JOKES3
FILE INFORMATION
FILENAME(S):
• (BBS-L9)<br>• BULB JOKES3
FILE TYPE(S): SEQ
FILE SIZE: 3.4K
FIRST SEEN: 2025-12-01 01:08:37
APPEARS ON: 2 disk(s)
FILE HASH
4ee619237a8d520a8223d432dbabbe43a37d38f9639fa546b66be2f843259214
FOUND ON DISKS (2 DISKS)
| DISK TITLE | FILENAME | FILE TYPE | COLLECTION | TRACK | SECTOR | ACTIONS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| AYA OF ACME 1988 | (BBS-L9) | SEQ | hedning, loot | 22 | 5 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
| TERM PRG FILER | BULB JOKES3 | SEQ | hedning, loot | 13 | 6 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
FILE CONTENT & ANALYSIS
00000000: 20 0D D1 3A 20 48 4F 57 20 4D 41 4E 59 20 43 41 | ..: HOW MANY CA| 00000010: 42 42 41 47 45 20 50 41 54 43 48 20 44 4F 4C 4C |BBAGE PATCH DOLL| 00000020: 53 20 44 4F 45 53 0D 49 54 20 54 41 4B 45 20 54 |S DOES.IT TAKE T| 00000030: 4F 20 43 48 41 4E 47 45 20 41 20 4C 49 47 48 54 |O CHANGE A LIGHT| 00000040: 42 55 4C 42 3F 0D C1 3A 54 48 45 20 51 55 45 53 |BULB?..:THE QUES| 00000050: 54 49 4F 4E 20 49 53 20 49 52 52 45 4C 45 56 41 |TION IS IRRELEVA| 00000060: 4E 54 20 53 49 4E 43 45 20 59 4F 55 0D 43 4F 55 |NT SINCE YOU.COU| 00000070: 4C 44 4E 27 54 20 46 49 4E 44 20 54 48 45 20 44 |LDN'T FIND THE D| 00000080: 4F 4C 4C 53 20 45 56 45 4E 20 49 46 20 59 4F 55 |OLLS EVEN IF YOU| 00000090: 0D 4B 4E 45 57 20 48 4F 57 20 4D 41 4E 59 2E 0D |.KNEW HOW MANY..| 000000A0: CE 4F 54 45 53 3A 20 20 D4 4F 50 49 43 41 4C 20 |.OTES: .OPICAL | 000000B0: 54 4F 20 31 39 38 33 20 41 4E 44 20 54 48 45 0D |TO 1983 AND THE.| 000000C0: 44 49 46 46 49 43 55 4C 54 59 20 4F 46 20 4F 42 |DIFFICULTY OF OB| 000000D0: 54 41 49 4E 49 4E 47 20 43 41 42 42 41 47 45 20 |TAINING CABBAGE | 000000E0: 50 41 54 43 48 0D 44 4F 4C 4C 53 0D 20 0D D1 3A |PATCH.DOLLS. ..:| 000000F0: 20 C8 4F 57 20 4D 41 4E 59 20 C6 45 44 45 52 41 | .OW MANY .EDERA| 00000100: 4C 20 45 4D 50 4C 4F 59 45 45 53 20 44 4F 45 53 |L EMPLOYEES DOES| 00000110: 20 49 54 0D 54 41 4B 45 20 54 4F 20 53 43 52 45 | IT.TAKE TO SCRE| 00000120: 57 20 49 4E 20 41 20 4C 49 47 48 54 42 55 4C 42 |W IN A LIGHTBULB| 00000130: 3F 0D C1 3A 20 20 D3 4F 52 52 59 2C 20 54 48 41 |?..: .ORRY, THA| 00000140: 54 20 49 54 45 4D 20 48 41 53 20 42 45 45 4E 20 |T ITEM HAS BEEN | 00000150: 43 55 54 20 46 52 4F 4D 0D 54 48 45 20 42 55 44 |CUT FROM.THE BUD| 00000160: 47 45 54 21 0D 20 0D D1 3A 20 C8 4F 57 20 4D 41 |GET!. ..: .OW MA| 00000170: 4E 59 20 50 53 59 43 48 49 43 53 20 44 4F 45 53 |NY PSYCHICS DOES| 00000180: 20 49 54 20 54 41 4B 45 20 54 4F 0D 53 43 52 45 | IT TAKE TO.SCRE| 00000190: 57 20 49 4E 20 41 20 4C 49 47 48 54 42 55 4C 42 |W IN A LIGHTBULB| 000001A0: 3F 0D C1 3A 20 2D 2D 2D 2D 20 D9 4F 55 20 53 48 |?..: ---- .OU SH| 000001B0: 4F 55 4C 44 20 48 41 56 45 20 48 49 54 20 22 4E |OULD HAVE HIT "N| 000001C0: 22 21 0D 20 0D D1 3A 20 C8 4F 57 20 4D 41 4E 59 |"!. ..: .OW MANY| 000001D0: 20 42 52 45 57 45 52 53 20 44 4F 45 53 20 49 54 | BREWERS DOES IT| 000001E0: 20 54 41 4B 45 20 54 4F 0D 43 48 41 4E 47 45 20 | TAKE TO.CHANGE | 000001F0: 41 20 4C 49 47 48 54 20 42 55 4C 42 3F 0D C1 3A |A LIGHT BULB?..:| 00000200: 20 CF 4E 45 20 54 48 49 52 44 20 4C 45 53 53 20 | .NE THIRD LESS | 00000210: 54 48 41 4E 20 46 4F 52 20 41 0D 52 45 47 55 4C |THAN FOR A.REGUL| 00000220: 41 52 20 42 55 4C 42 2E 0D 20 0D D1 3A 20 C8 4F |AR BULB.. ..: .O| 00000230: 57 20 4D 41 4E 59 20 CA 45 57 49 53 48 2D C1 4D |W MANY .EWISH-.M| 00000240: 45 52 49 43 41 4E 20 D0 52 49 4E 43 45 53 53 45 |ERICAN .RINCESSE| 00000250: 53 0D 44 4F 45 53 20 49 54 20 54 41 4B 45 20 54 |S.DOES IT TAKE T| 00000260: 4F 20 53 43 52 45 57 20 49 4E 20 41 20 4C 49 47 |O SCREW IN A LIG| 00000270: 48 54 20 42 55 4C 42 3F 0D 0A 20 C1 3A 20 D4 57 |HT BULB?.. .: .W| 00000280: 4F 2E 20 CF 4E 45 20 54 4F 20 47 45 54 20 41 20 |O. .NE TO GET A | 00000290: D4 41 42 20 41 4E 44 20 4F 4E 45 20 54 4F 0D 43 |.AB AND ONE TO.C| 000002A0: 41 4C 4C 20 C4 41 44 44 59 2E 0D 20 0D D1 3A 20 |ALL .ADDY.. ..: | 000002B0: C8 4F 57 20 4D 41 4E 59 20 41 43 43 4F 55 4E 54 |.OW MANY ACCOUNT| 000002C0: 41 4E 54 53 20 44 4F 45 53 20 49 54 20 54 41 4B |ANTS DOES IT TAK| 000002D0: 45 20 54 4F 0D 53 43 52 45 57 20 49 4E 20 41 20 |E TO.SCREW IN A | 000002E0: 4C 49 47 48 54 20 42 55 4C 42 3F 0D C1 3A 20 D7 |LIGHT BULB?..: .| 000002F0: 48 41 54 20 4B 49 4E 44 20 4F 46 20 41 4E 53 57 |HAT KIND OF ANSW| 00000300: 45 52 20 44 49 44 20 59 4F 55 20 48 41 56 45 0D |ER DID YOU HAVE.| 00000310: 49 4E 20 4D 49 4E 44 3F 0D 0A 20 0D D1 3A 20 20 |IN MIND?.. ..: | 00000320: C8 4F 57 20 4D 41 4E 59 20 44 45 41 44 20 42 41 |.OW MANY DEAD BA| 00000330: 42 49 45 53 20 44 4F 45 53 20 49 54 20 54 41 4B |BIES DOES IT TAK| 00000340: 45 0D 54 4F 20 43 48 41 4E 47 45 20 41 20 4C 49 |E.TO CHANGE A LI| 00000350: 47 48 54 20 42 55 4C 42 3F 0D C1 3A 20 20 C1 53 |GHT BULB?..: .S| 00000360: 20 4D 41 4E 59 20 41 53 20 49 54 20 54 41 4B 45 | MANY AS IT TAKE| 00000370: 53 20 54 4F 20 4D 41 4B 45 20 41 20 50 49 4C 45 |S TO MAKE A PILE| 00000380: 0D 42 49 47 20 45 4E 4F 55 47 48 20 54 4F 20 43 |.BIG ENOUGH TO C| 00000390: 4C 49 4D 42 20 4F 4E 20 54 4F 20 52 45 41 43 48 |LIMB ON TO REACH| 000003A0: 20 54 48 45 0D 42 55 4C 42 0D CE 4F 54 45 53 3A | THE.BULB..OTES:| 000003B0: 20 D5 47 48 21 0D 20 0D D1 3A 20 20 C8 4F 57 20 | .GH!. ..: .OW | 000003C0: 4D 41 4E 59 20 45 43 4F 4E 4F 4D 49 53 54 53 20 |MANY ECONOMISTS | 000003D0: 44 4F 45 53 20 49 54 20 54 41 4B 45 20 54 4F 0D |DOES IT TAKE TO.| 000003E0: 43 48 41 4E 47 45 20 41 20 4C 49 47 48 54 42 55 |CHANGE A LIGHTBU| 000003F0: 4C 42 3F 0D C1 3A 20 20 D4 57 4F 2E 20 CF 4E 45 |LB?..: .WO. .NE| 00000400: 20 54 4F 20 41 53 53 55 4D 45 20 54 48 45 20 4C | TO ASSUME THE L| 00000410: 41 44 44 45 52 2C 20 41 4E 44 0D 4F 4E 45 20 54 |ADDER, AND.ONE T| 00000420: 4F 20 43 48 41 4E 47 45 20 54 48 45 20 4C 49 47 |O CHANGE THE LIG| 00000430: 48 54 42 55 4C 42 2E 0D 20 0D D1 3A 20 20 C8 4F |HTBULB.. ..: .O| 00000440: 57 20 4D 41 4E 59 20 43 49 56 49 4C 20 53 45 52 |W MANY CIVIL SER| 00000450: 56 41 4E 54 53 20 44 4F 45 53 20 49 54 0D 54 41 |VANTS DOES IT.TA| 00000460: 4B 45 20 54 4F 20 43 48 41 4E 47 45 20 54 48 45 |KE TO CHANGE THE| 00000470: 20 4C 49 47 48 54 42 55 4C 42 3F 0D C1 3A 20 20 | LIGHTBULB?..: | 00000480: 34 35 2E 20 20 CF 4E 45 20 54 4F 20 43 48 41 4E |45. .NE TO CHAN| 00000490: 47 45 20 54 48 45 20 42 55 4C 42 2C 20 41 4E 44 |GE THE BULB, AND| 000004A0: 20 34 34 0D 54 4F 20 44 4F 20 54 48 45 20 50 41 | 44.TO DO THE PA| 000004B0: 50 45 52 57 4F 52 4B 2E 0D 20 0D D1 3A 20 C8 4F |PERWORK.. ..: .O| 000004C0: 57 20 4D 41 4E 59 20 4D 59 53 54 45 52 59 20 57 |W MANY MYSTERY W| 000004D0: 52 49 54 45 52 53 20 44 4F 45 53 20 49 54 0D 54 |RITERS DOES IT.T| 000004E0: 41 4B 45 20 54 4F 20 53 43 52 45 57 20 49 4E 20 |AKE TO SCREW IN | 000004F0: 41 20 4C 49 47 48 54 42 55 4C 42 3F 0D C1 3A 20 |A LIGHTBULB?..: | 00000500: D4 57 4F 2C 20 4F 4E 45 20 54 4F 20 53 43 52 45 |.WO, ONE TO SCRE| 00000510: 57 20 49 54 20 41 4C 4D 4F 53 54 20 41 4C 4C 20 |W IT ALMOST ALL | 00000520: 54 48 45 0D 57 41 59 20 49 4E 20 41 4E 44 20 54 |THE.WAY IN AND T| 00000530: 48 45 20 4F 54 48 45 52 20 54 4F 0D 47 49 56 45 |HE OTHER TO.GIVE| 00000540: 20 49 54 20 41 20 53 55 52 50 52 49 53 49 4E 47 | IT A SURPRISING| 00000550: 20 54 57 49 53 54 20 41 54 20 54 48 45 20 45 4E | TWIST AT THE EN| 00000560: 44 2E 0D 20 0D D1 3A 20 C8 4F 57 20 4D 41 4E 59 |D.. ..: .OW MANY| 00000570: 20 45 58 49 53 54 45 4E 54 49 41 4C 49 53 54 53 | EXISTENTIALISTS| 00000580: 20 44 4F 45 53 20 49 54 0D 54 41 4B 45 20 54 4F | DOES IT.TAKE TO| 00000590: 20 53 43 52 45 57 20 49 4E 20 41 20 4C 49 47 48 | SCREW IN A LIGH| 000005A0: 54 42 55 4C 42 3F 0D C1 3A 20 D4 57 4F 3A 20 CF |TBULB?..: .WO: .| 000005B0: 4E 45 20 54 4F 20 53 43 52 45 57 20 49 54 20 49 |NE TO SCREW IT I| 000005C0: 4E 20 41 4E 44 20 4F 4E 45 20 54 4F 0D 4F 42 53 |N AND ONE TO.OBS| 000005D0: 45 52 56 45 20 48 4F 57 20 54 48 45 20 4C 49 47 |ERVE HOW THE LIG| 000005E0: 48 54 42 55 4C 42 20 49 54 53 45 4C 46 0D 53 59 |HTBULB ITSELF.SY| 000005F0: 4D 42 4F 4C 49 5A 45 53 20 41 20 53 49 4E 47 4C |MBOLIZES A SINGL| 00000600: 45 20 49 4E 43 41 4E 44 45 53 43 45 4E 54 20 42 |E INCANDESCENT B| 00000610: 45 41 43 4F 4E 0D 4F 46 20 53 55 42 4A 45 43 54 |EACON.OF SUBJECT| 00000620: 49 56 45 20 52 45 41 4C 49 54 59 20 49 4E 20 41 |IVE REALITY IN A| 00000630: 20 4E 45 54 48 45 52 57 4F 52 4C 44 0D 4F 46 20 | NETHERWORLD.OF | 00000640: 45 4E 44 4C 45 53 53 20 41 42 53 55 52 44 49 54 |ENDLESS ABSURDIT| 00000650: 59 20 52 45 41 43 48 49 4E 47 20 4F 55 54 0D 54 |Y REACHING OUT.T| 00000660: 4F 57 41 52 44 20 41 20 4D 41 55 44 4C 49 4E 20 |OWARD A MAUDLIN | 00000670: 43 4F 53 4D 4F 53 20 4F 46 20 4E 4F 54 48 49 4E |COSMOS OF NOTHIN| 00000680: 47 4E 45 53 53 2E 0D 20 0D D1 3A 20 C8 4F 57 20 |GNESS.. ..: .OW | 00000690: 4D 41 4E 59 20 4A 55 4E 4B 49 45 53 20 44 4F 45 |MANY JUNKIES DOE| 000006A0: 53 20 49 54 20 54 41 4B 45 3F 0D C1 3A 20 CF 48 |S IT TAKE?..: .H| 000006B0: 20 57 4F 57 2C 20 49 53 20 49 54 20 4C 49 4B 45 | WOW, IS IT LIKE| 000006C0: 20 44 41 52 4B 2C 20 4D 41 4E 3F 0D 20 0D D1 3A | DARK, MAN?. ..:| 000006D0: 20 C8 4F 57 20 4D 41 4E 59 20 43 4F 4E 53 55 4C | .OW MANY CONSUL| 000006E0: 54 41 4E 54 53 20 44 4F 45 53 20 49 54 20 54 41 |TANTS DOES IT TA| 000006F0: 4B 45 20 54 4F 0D 43 48 41 4E 47 45 20 41 20 4C |KE TO.CHANGE A L| 00000700: 49 47 48 54 20 42 55 4C 42 3F 0D C1 3A 20 C9 27 |IGHT BULB?..: .'| 00000710: 4C 4C 20 48 41 56 45 20 41 4E 20 45 53 54 49 4D |LL HAVE AN ESTIM| 00000720: 41 54 45 20 46 4F 52 20 59 4F 55 20 41 0D 57 45 |ATE FOR YOU A.WE| 00000730: 45 4B 20 46 52 4F 4D 20 CD 4F 4E 44 41 59 2E 0D |EK FROM .ONDAY..| 00000740: 20 0D D1 2E 20 C8 4F 57 20 4D 41 4E 59 20 D5 2E | ... .OW MANY ..| 00000750: D3 20 4D 41 52 49 4E 45 53 20 44 4F 45 53 20 49 |. MARINES DOES I| 00000760: 54 20 54 41 4B 45 20 54 4F 0D 53 43 52 45 57 20 |T TAKE TO.SCREW | 00000770: 49 4E 20 41 20 4C 49 47 48 54 42 55 4C 42 20 3F |IN A LIGHTBULB ?| 00000780: 0D C1 2E 20 35 30 2E 20 CF 4E 45 20 54 4F 20 53 |... 50. .NE TO S| 00000790: 43 52 45 57 20 49 4E 20 54 48 45 20 4C 49 47 48 |CREW IN THE LIGH| 000007A0: 54 42 55 4C 42 0D 41 4E 44 20 54 48 45 20 52 45 |TBULB.AND THE RE| 000007B0: 4D 41 49 4E 49 4E 47 20 34 39 20 54 4F 20 47 55 |MAINING 49 TO GU| 000007C0: 41 52 44 20 48 49 4D 20 2E 0D C1 3A 20 D3 4F 52 |ARD HIM ...: .OR| 000007D0: 52 59 2C 20 4C 49 47 48 54 20 42 55 4C 42 53 20 |RY, LIGHT BULBS | 000007E0: 41 52 45 20 41 4E 0D 45 56 4F 4C 55 54 49 4F 4E |ARE AN.EVOLUTION| 000007F0: 41 52 59 20 44 45 41 44 20 45 4E 44 2E 0D CE 4F |ARY DEAD END...O| 00000800: 54 45 53 3A 20 D7 48 41 54 20 44 4F 20 59 4F 55 |TES: .HAT DO YOU| 00000810: 20 4D 45 41 4E 2C 20 59 4F 55 20 48 41 56 45 4E | MEAN, YOU HAVEN| 00000820: 27 54 0D 52 45 41 44 20 32 30 31 30 20 59 45 54 |'T.READ 2010 YET| 00000830: 3F 0D 20 0D D1 3A 20 20 C8 4F 57 20 4D 41 4E 59 |?. ..: .OW MANY| 00000840: 20 4D 45 4D 42 45 52 53 20 4F 46 20 54 48 45 20 | MEMBERS OF THE | 00000850: C9 4D 50 4F 53 53 49 42 4C 45 0D CD 49 53 53 49 |.MPOSSIBLE..ISSI| 00000860: 4F 4E 53 20 C6 4F 52 43 45 20 44 4F 45 53 20 49 |ONS .ORCE DOES I| 00000870: 54 20 54 41 4B 45 20 54 4F 0D 53 43 52 45 57 20 |T TAKE TO.SCREW | 00000880: 49 4E 20 41 20 4C 49 47 48 54 20 42 55 4C 42 3F |IN A LIGHT BULB?| 00000890: 0D C1 3A 20 20 C6 49 56 45 2E 20 20 D7 48 49 4C |..: .IVE. .HIL| 000008A0: 45 20 C3 49 4E 4E 41 4D 4F 4E 20 43 52 45 41 54 |E .INNAMON CREAT| 000008B0: 45 53 20 41 0D 44 49 56 45 52 53 49 4F 4E 20 42 |ES A.DIVERSION B| 000008C0: 59 20 57 45 41 52 49 4E 47 20 41 20 53 4B 49 4D |Y WEARING A SKIM| 000008D0: 50 59 20 44 52 45 53 53 2C C9 0D 55 53 45 20 41 |PY DRESS,..USE A| 000008E0: 20 54 49 4E 59 20 4E 41 52 43 4F 54 49 43 20 44 | TINY NARCOTIC D| 000008F0: 41 52 54 20 54 4F 20 4B 4E 4F 43 4B 20 4F 55 54 |ART TO KNOCK OUT| 00000900: 0D 54 48 45 20 46 41 53 43 49 53 54 20 44 49 43 |.THE FASCIST DIC| 00000910: 54 41 54 4F 52 20 41 4E 44 20 52 45 4D 4F 56 45 |TATOR AND REMOVE| 00000920: 0D 48 49 53 20 42 4F 44 59 2E 20 D2 4F 4C 4C 49 |.HIS BODY. .OLLI| 00000930: 4E 2C 20 57 45 41 52 49 4E 47 20 41 20 50 4C 41 |N, WEARING A PLA| 00000940: 53 54 49 43 0D 4D 41 53 4B 2C 20 4D 41 53 51 55 |STIC.MASK, MASQU| 00000950: 45 52 41 44 45 53 20 41 53 20 54 48 45 20 44 49 |ERADES AS THE DI| 00000960: 43 54 41 54 4F 52 20 4C 4F 4E 47 0D 45 4E 4F 55 |CTATOR LONG.ENOU| 00000970: 47 48 20 46 4F 52 20 C2 41 52 4E 45 59 20 54 4F |GH FOR .ARNEY TO| 00000980: 20 53 4E 45 41 4B 20 55 50 20 54 4F 20 54 48 45 | SNEAK UP TO THE| 00000990: 0D 4E 45 58 54 20 46 4C 4F 4F 52 2C 20 44 52 49 |.NEXT FLOOR, DRI| 000009A0: 4C 4C 20 41 20 48 4F 4C 45 20 44 4F 57 4E 20 49 |LL A HOLE DOWN I| 000009B0: 4E 54 4F 20 54 48 45 0D 4C 49 47 48 54 20 46 49 |NTO THE.LIGHT FI| 000009C0: 58 54 55 52 45 2C 20 52 45 4D 4F 56 45 20 54 48 |XTURE, REMOVE TH| 000009D0: 45 20 42 55 52 4E 45 44 2D 4F 55 54 0D 42 55 4C |E BURNED-OUT.BUL| 000009E0: 42 2C 20 41 4E 44 20 52 45 50 4C 41 43 45 20 49 |B, AND REPLACE I| 000009F0: 54 20 57 49 54 48 20 41 20 4E 45 57 0D 53 55 50 |T WITH A NEW.SUP| 00000A00: 45 52 2D 48 49 47 48 2D 20 57 41 54 54 41 47 45 |ER-HIGH- WATTAGE| 00000A10: 20 4D 4F 44 45 4C 20 4F 46 20 48 49 53 20 4F 57 | MODEL OF HIS OW| 00000A20: 4E 0D 44 45 53 49 47 4E 2E 20 20 CD 45 41 4E 57 |N.DESIGN. .EANW| 00000A30: 48 49 4C 45 2C 20 D7 49 4C 4C 49 45 20 48 41 53 |HILE, .ILLIE HAS| 00000A40: 20 44 52 49 56 45 4E 0D 55 50 20 54 4F 20 54 48 | DRIVEN.UP TO TH| 00000A50: 45 20 44 4F 4F 52 20 49 4E 20 41 20 4C 41 55 4E |E DOOR IN A LAUN| 00000A60: 44 52 59 20 54 52 55 43 4B 2E 20 CA 55 53 54 0D |DRY TRUCK. .UST.| 00000A70: 42 45 46 4F 52 45 20 D2 4F 4C 4C 49 4E 27 53 20 |BEFORE .OLLIN'S | 00000A80: 52 45 41 4C 20 49 44 45 4E 54 49 54 59 20 49 53 |REAL IDENTITY IS| 00000A90: 0D 52 45 56 45 41 4C 45 44 2C 20 57 45 20 45 53 |.REVEALED, WE ES| 00000AA0: 43 41 50 45 20 54 4F 20 54 48 45 20 4C 41 55 4E |CAPE TO THE LAUN| 00000AB0: 44 52 59 0D 54 52 55 43 4B 2C 20 44 52 49 56 45 |DRY.TRUCK, DRIVE| 00000AC0: 20 54 4F 20 54 48 45 20 41 49 52 46 49 45 4C 44 | TO THE AIRFIELD| 00000AD0: 2C 20 41 4E 44 20 52 45 54 55 52 4E 54 4F 20 54 |, AND RETURNTO T| 00000AE0: 48 45 20 D5 4E 49 54 45 44 20 D3 54 41 54 45 53 |HE .NITED .TATES| 00000AF0: 2E 0D 20 0D D1 3A 20 C8 4F 57 20 4D 41 4E 59 20 |.. ..: .OW MANY | 00000B00: 54 45 43 48 4E 49 43 41 4C 20 57 52 49 54 45 52 |TECHNICAL WRITER| 00000B10: 53 20 44 4F 45 53 20 49 54 0D 54 41 4B 45 20 54 |S DOES IT.TAKE T| 00000B20: 4F 20 53 43 52 45 57 20 49 4E 20 41 20 4C 49 47 |O SCREW IN A LIG| 00000B30: 48 54 2D 42 55 4C 42 3F 0D C1 3A 20 CA 55 53 54 |HT-BULB?..: .UST| 00000B40: 20 4F 4E 45 2C 20 50 52 4F 56 49 44 45 44 20 54 | ONE, PROVIDED T| 00000B50: 48 45 52 45 27 53 20 41 0D 50 52 4F 47 52 41 4D |HERE'S A.PROGRAM| 00000B60: 4D 45 52 20 41 52 4F 55 4E 44 20 54 4F 20 45 58 |MER AROUND TO EX| 00000B70: 50 4C 41 49 4E 20 48 4F 57 20 54 4F 0D 44 4F 20 |PLAIN HOW TO.DO | 00000B80: 49 54 2E 0D 20 0D D1 3A 20 22 C8 4F 57 20 4D 41 |IT.. ..: ".OW MA| 00000B90: 4E 59 20 D2 4F 4D 55 4C 41 4E 53 20 44 4F 45 53 |NY .OMULANS DOES| 00000BA0: 20 49 54 20 54 41 4B 45 20 54 4F 0D 53 43 52 45 | IT TAKE TO.SCRE| 00000BB0: 57 20 49 4E 20 41 20 4C 49 47 48 54 20 42 55 4C |W IN A LIGHT BUL| 00000BC0: 42 3F 22 0D C1 3A 20 22 31 35 31 2C 20 4F 4E 45 |B?"..: "151, ONE| 00000BD0: 20 54 4F 20 53 43 52 45 57 20 54 48 45 20 4C 49 | TO SCREW THE LI| 00000BE0: 47 48 54 2D 42 55 4C 42 20 49 4E 0D 41 4E 44 20 |GHT-BULB IN.AND | 00000BF0: 31 35 30 20 54 4F 20 53 45 4C 46 2D 44 45 53 54 |150 TO SELF-DEST| 00000C00: 52 55 43 54 20 54 48 45 20 53 48 49 50 20 4F 55 |RUCT THE SHIP OU| 00000C10: 54 0D 4F 46 20 44 49 53 47 52 41 43 45 2E 22 0D |T.OF DISGRACE.".| 00000C20: 28 D7 41 52 4E 49 4E 47 3A 20 44 4F 20 4E 4F 54 |(.ARNING: DO NOT| 00000C30: 20 54 45 4C 4C 20 54 48 49 53 20 54 4F 20 D2 4F | TELL THIS TO .O| 00000C40: 4D 55 4C 41 4E 53 0D 4F 52 20 42 45 20 52 45 41 |MULANS.OR BE REA| 00000C50: 44 59 20 46 4F 52 20 41 20 46 49 47 48 54 2E 20 |DY FOR A FIGHT. | 00000C60: D4 48 45 59 20 43 4F 4E 53 49 44 45 52 0D 54 48 |.HEY CONSIDER.TH| 00000C70: 49 53 20 4A 4F 4B 45 20 54 4F 20 42 45 20 41 20 |IS JOKE TO BE A | 00000C80: 44 49 53 47 52 41 43 45 2C 20 54 48 4F 55 47 48 |DISGRACE, THOUGH| 00000C90: 20 49 54 0D 49 53 20 4E 4F 54 20 42 41 44 20 46 | IT.IS NOT BAD F| 00000CA0: 4F 52 20 41 20 CC C2 CA 2E 29 0D 20 0D D1 3A 20 |OR A ....). ..: | 00000CB0: 20 C8 4F 57 20 4D 41 4E 59 20 45 44 49 54 4F 52 | .OW MANY EDITOR| 00000CC0: 53 20 4F 46 20 D0 4F 4F 52 20 D2 49 43 48 41 52 |S OF .OOR .ICHAR| 00000CD0: 44 27 53 0D C1 4C 4D 41 4E 41 43 20 44 4F 45 53 |D'S..LMANAC DOES| 00000CE0: 20 49 54 20 54 41 4B 45 20 54 4F 20 52 45 50 4C | IT TAKE TO REPL| 00000CF0: 41 43 45 20 41 20 4C 49 47 48 54 0D 42 55 4C 42 |ACE A LIGHT.BULB| 00000D00: 3F 0D C1 3A 20 20 CD 41 4E 59 20 48 41 4E 44 53 |?..: .ANY HANDS| 00000D10: 20 4D 41 4B 45 20 4C 49 47 48 54 20 57 4F 52 4B | MAKE LIGHT WORK| 00000D20: 2E 0D 20 0D D1 3A 20 C8 4F 57 20 4D 41 4E 59 20 |.. ..: .OW MANY | 00000D30: C8 41 52 56 41 52 44 20 53 54 55 44 45 4E 54 53 |.ARVARD STUDENTS| 00000D40: 20 44 4F 45 53 20 49 54 0D 54 41 4B 45 20 54 4F | DOES IT.TAKE TO| 00000D50: 20 53 43 52 45 57 20 49 4E 20 41 20 4C 49 47 48 | SCREW IN A LIGH| 00000D60: 54 42 55 4C 42 3F 0D C1 3A 20 CA 55 53 54 20 4F |TBULB?..: .UST O| 00000D70: 4E 45 2E 20 C8 45 20 48 4F 4C 44 53 20 54 48 45 |NE. .E HOLDS THE| 00000D80: 20 4C 49 47 48 54 42 55 4C 42 20 41 4E 44 0D 54 | LIGHTBULB AND.T| 00000D90: 48 45 20 55 4E 49 56 45 52 53 45 20 52 45 56 4F |HE UNIVERSE REVO| 00000DA0: 4C 56 45 53 20 41 52 4F 55 4E 44 20 48 49 4D 2E |LVES AROUND HIM.| 00000DB0: 0D 20 0D 20 0D |. . . |
.Q: HOW MANY CABBAGE PATCH DOLLS DOES.I T TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?.A:THE QUES TION IS IRRELEVANT SINCE YOU.COULDN'T FI ND THE DOLLS EVEN IF YOU.KNEW HOW MANY.. NOTES: TOPICAL TO 1983 AND THE.DIFFICUL TY OF OBTAINING CABBAGE PATCH.DOLLS. .Q: HOW MANY FEDERAL EMPLOYEES DOES IT.TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?.A: SORRY, THA T ITEM HAS BEEN CUT FROM.THE BUDGET!. .Q : HOW MANY PSYCHICS DOES IT TAKE TO.SCRE W IN A LIGHTBULB?.A: ---- YOU SHOULD HAV E HIT "N"!. .Q: HOW MANY BREWERS DOES IT TAKE TO.CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.A: ONE THI RD LESS THAN FOR A.REGULAR BULB.. .Q: HO W MANY JEWISH-AMERICAN PRINCESSES.DOES I T TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.. A: TW O. ONE TO GET A TAB AND ONE TO.CALL DADD Y.. .Q: HOW MANY ACCOUNTANTS DOES IT TAK E TO.SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER DID YOU HAVE.IN MIND?.. .Q: HOW MANY DEAD BABIES DOES IT TAKE.TO CHA NGE A LIGHT BULB?.A: AS MANY AS IT TAKE S TO MAKE A PILE.BIG ENOUGH TO CLIMB ON TO REACH THE.BULB.NOTES: UGH!. .Q: HOW MANY ECONOMISTS DOES IT TAKE TO.CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?.A: TWO. ONE TO ASSUME THE L ADDER, AND.ONE TO CHANGE THE LIGHTBULB.. .Q: HOW MANY CIVIL SERVANTS DOES IT.TA KE TO CHANGE THE LIGHTBULB?.A: 45. ONE TO CHANGE THE BULB, AND 44.TO DO THE PA PERWORK.. .Q: HOW MANY MYSTERY WRITERS D OES IT.TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?.A: TWO, ONE TO SCREW IT ALMOST ALL THE.WAY IN AND THE OTHER TO.GIVE IT A SURPRISING TWIST AT THE END.. .Q: HOW MANY EXISTEN TIALISTS DOES IT.TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGH TBULB?.A: TWO: ONE TO SCREW IT IN AND ON E TO.OBSERVE HOW THE LIGHTBULB ITSELF.SY MBOLIZES A SINGLE INCANDESCENT BEACON.OF SUBJECTIVE REALITY IN A NETHERWORLD.OF ENDLESS ABSURDITY REACHING OUT.TOWARD A MAUDLIN COSMOS OF NOTHINGNESS.. .Q: HOW MANY JUNKIES DOES IT TAKE?.A: OH WOW, IS IT LIKE DARK, MAN?. .Q: HOW MANY CONSUL TANTS DOES IT TAKE TO.CHANGE A LIGHT BUL B?.A: I'LL HAVE AN ESTIMATE FOR YOU A.WE EK FROM MONDAY.. .Q. HOW MANY U.S MARINE S DOES IT TAKE TO.SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB ? .A. 50. ONE TO SCREW IN THE LIGHTBULB.AN D THE REMAINING 49 TO GUARD HIM ..A: SOR RY, LIGHT BULBS ARE AN.EVOLUTIONARY DEAD END..NOTES: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU HAVEN 'T.READ 2010 YET?. .Q: HOW MANY MEMBERS OF THE IMPOSSIBLE.MISSIONS FORCE DOES I T TAKE TO.SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: FIV E. WHILE CINNAMON CREATES A.DIVERSION B Y WEARING A SKIMPY DRESS,I.USE A TINY NA RCOTIC DART TO KNOCK OUT.THE FASCIST DIC TATOR AND REMOVE.HIS BODY. ROLLIN, WEARI NG A PLASTIC.MASK, MASQUERADES AS THE DI CTATOR LONG.ENOUGH FOR BARNEY TO SNEAK U P TO THE.NEXT FLOOR, DRILL A HOLE DOWN I NTO THE.LIGHT FIXTURE, REMOVE THE BURNED -OUT.BULB, AND REPLACE IT WITH A NEW.SUP ER-HIGH- WATTAGE MODEL OF HIS OWN.DESIGN . MEANWHILE, WILLIE HAS DRIVEN.UP TO TH E DOOR IN A LAUNDRY TRUCK. JUST.BEFORE R OLLIN'S REAL IDENTITY IS.REVEALED, WE ES CAPE TO THE LAUNDRY.TRUCK, DRIVE TO THE AIRFIELD, AND RETURNTO THE UNITED STATES .. .Q: HOW MANY TECHNICAL WRITERS DOES I T.TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT-BULB?.A: JUST ONE, PROVIDED THERE'S A.PROGRAMMER AROU ND TO EXPLAIN HOW TO.DO IT.. .Q: "HOW MA NY ROMULANS DOES IT TAKE TO.SCREW IN A L IGHT BULB?".A: "151, ONE TO SCREW THE LI GHT-BULB IN.AND 150 TO SELF-DESTRUCT THE SHIP OUT.OF DISGRACE.".(WARNING: DO NOT TELL THIS TO ROMULANS.OR BE READY FOR A FIGHT. THEY CONSIDER.THIS JOKE TO BE A DISGRACE, THOUGH IT.IS NOT BAD FOR A LBJ .). .Q: HOW MANY EDITORS OF POOR RICHAR D'S.ALMANAC DOES IT TAKE TO REPLACE A LI GHT.BULB?.A: MANY HANDS MAKE LIGHT WORK .. .Q: HOW MANY HARVARD STUDENTS DOES IT .TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?.A: JUST O NE. HE HOLDS THE LIGHTBULB AND.THE UNIVE RSE REVOLVES AROUND HIM.. . .
> CLICK IMAGE PREVIEW FOR FULL MODAL