MSG
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FILENAME(S): MSG
FILE TYPE(S): PRG
FILE SIZE: 13K
FIRST SEEN: 2025-10-19 22:49:55
APPEARS ON: 6 disk(s)
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| DISK TITLE | FILENAME | FILE TYPE | COLLECTION | TRACK | SECTOR | ACTIONS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WELCOME ABOARD | MSG | PRG | Radd Maxx | 10 | 0 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
| W H O S DISK | MSG | PRG | Treasure Chest - ralf | 10 | 0 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
| GAME | MSG | PRG | Belgium | 10 | 0 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
| WELCOME ABOARD B | MSG | PRG | DuncanTwain | 10 | 0 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
| BR0DERBUND | MSG | PRG | DuncanTwain | 10 | 0 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
| BR0DERBUND | MSG | PRG | hedning, Austria | 10 | 0 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
FILE CONTENT & ANALYSIS
00000000: 00 10 4B BF E0 A4 10 A9 66 AC 9E B3 B6 B8 8C C6 |..K.....f.......| 00000010: 20 9B 7D BF 08 A5 38 A9 8E AC C6 B3 DE B8 38 9B | .}...8.......8.| 00000020: 38 9B 7A 9C A3 9D D5 9E 6C A0 0E A2 9C A3 3A 9C |8.z.....l.....:.| 00000030: 42 9C 4E 9C 5D 9C 65 9C 6C 9C 4E 9B 4E 9B 4E 9B |B.N.].e.l.N.N.N.| 00000040: 4E 9B 4E 9B 4E 9B 4E 9B 4E 9B 4E 9B 4E 9B 4E 9B |N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.| 00000050: 00 46 4F 5A 5A 49 45 20 20 50 49 47 47 59 20 20 |.FOZZIE PIGGY | 00000060: 20 53 41 4D 20 20 20 20 20 45 41 47 4C 45 20 20 | SAM EAGLE | 00000070: 20 47 4F 4E 5A 4F 20 20 20 4B 45 52 4D 49 54 20 | GONZO KERMIT | 00000080: 20 41 4E 49 4D 41 4C 20 20 42 4F 42 20 20 20 20 | ANIMAL BOB | 00000090: 20 4A 41 4E 49 43 45 20 20 52 4F 57 4C 46 20 20 | JANICE ROWLF | 000000A0: 20 4C 45 57 20 20 20 20 20 5A 45 41 4C 41 4E 44 | LEW ZEALAND| 000000B0: 20 42 45 41 4B 45 52 20 20 4D 41 52 56 49 4E 20 | BEAKER MARVIN | 000000C0: 20 53 55 47 47 53 20 20 20 48 41 52 52 59 20 20 | SUGGS HARRY | 000000D0: 20 53 54 41 54 4C 45 52 20 57 41 4C 44 4F 52 46 | STATLER WALDORF| 000000E0: 20 53 57 45 45 54 55 4D 53 53 43 4F 4F 54 45 52 | SWEETUMSSCOOTER| 000000F0: 20 4D 49 53 53 20 50 49 47 40 20 60 60 80 A0 C0 | MISS PIG@ ``...| 00000100: C1 C2 C3 C4 C4 C5 C6 C6 C7 C8 C8 C9 CA 20 16 9C |............. ..| 00000110: 1E 9C 25 9C 2B 9C 2B 9C 53 63 6F 6F 74 65 72 00 |..%.+.+.Scooter.| 00000120: 50 68 6F 6F 6B 73 00 50 69 67 67 79 00 4D 65 73 |Phooks.Piggy.Mes| 00000130: 73 61 67 65 20 43 65 6E 74 65 72 00 01 46 6F 7A |sage Center..Foz| 00000140: 7A 69 65 00 01 4D 69 73 73 20 50 69 67 67 79 00 |zie..Miss Piggy.| 00000150: 01 53 61 6D 20 74 68 65 20 45 61 67 6C 65 00 01 |.Sam the Eagle..| 00000160: 4B 65 72 6D 69 74 00 01 47 6F 6E 7A 6F 00 01 53 |Kermit..Gonzo..S| 00000170: 77 65 64 69 73 68 20 43 68 65 66 00 57 65 6C 63 |wedish Chef.Welc| 00000180: 6F 6D 65 20 61 62 6F 61 72 64 20 73 68 69 70 2C |ome aboard ship,| 00000190: 20 01 2E 20 20 41 6E 64 20 73 70 65 61 6B 69 6E | .. And speakin| 000001A0: 67 20 6F 66 20 73 68 69 70 73 2C 20 64 6F 20 79 |g of ships, do y| 000001B0: 6F 75 20 6B 6E 6F 77 20 77 68 61 74 20 6B 69 6E |ou know what kin| 000001C0: 64 20 6F 66 20 73 68 69 70 20 61 20 73 74 75 64 |d of ship a stud| 000001D0: 65 6E 74 20 73 61 69 6C 73 20 6F 6E 3F 20 20 41 |ent sails on? A| 000001E0: 20 73 63 68 6F 6C 61 72 73 68 69 70 21 20 20 41 | scholarship! A| 000001F0: 6E 64 20 61 20 62 69 73 68 6F 70 20 73 61 69 6C |nd a bishop sail| 00000200: 73 20 6F 6E 20 61 20 77 6F 72 73 68 69 70 20 61 |s on a worship a| 00000210: 6E 64 20 61 20 64 75 6B 65 20 73 61 69 6C 73 20 |nd a duke sails | 00000220: 6F 6E 20 61 20 6C 6F 72 64 73 68 69 70 21 20 20 |on a lordship! | 00000230: 54 68 65 20 62 65 61 72 20 69 73 20 68 6F 74 20 |The bear is hot | 00000240: 6F 72 20 6D 79 20 6E 61 6D 65 20 69 73 6E 27 74 |or my name isn't| 00000250: 20 46 6F 7A 7A 69 65 21 20 20 4C 69 73 74 65 6E | Fozzie! Listen| 00000260: 2C 20 73 65 6E 64 20 6D 65 20 61 20 6D 65 73 73 |, send me a mess| 00000270: 61 67 65 20 61 6E 64 20 49 27 6C 6C 20 73 65 6E |age and I'll sen| 00000280: 64 20 79 6F 75 20 61 20 66 75 6E 6E 65 65 65 20 |d you a funneee | 00000290: 72 65 70 6C 79 21 20 20 57 6F 63 6B 61 2D 77 6F |reply! Wocka-wo| 000002A0: 63 6B 61 21 00 42 6F 6E 20 76 6F 79 61 67 65 2C |cka!.Bon voyage,| 000002B0: 20 01 2C 20 69 74 20 69 73 20 6E 69 63 65 20 74 | ., it is nice t| 000002C0: 6F 20 68 61 76 65 20 79 6F 75 20 61 62 6F 61 72 |o have you aboar| 000002D0: 64 20 6C 65 20 73 68 69 70 2E 20 20 49 20 61 6D |d le ship. I am| 000002E0: 20 73 6F 72 72 79 20 74 6F 20 73 61 79 20 74 68 | sorry to say th| 000002F0: 61 74 20 63 6F 6D 70 75 74 65 72 73 20 64 6F 20 |at computers do | 00000300: 6E 6F 74 20 68 61 76 65 20 61 20 70 6C 61 63 65 |not have a place| 00000310: 20 69 6E 20 74 68 65 6D 20 77 68 65 72 65 20 79 | in them where y| 00000320: 6F 75 20 63 61 6E 20 73 65 6E 64 20 61 20 67 69 |ou can send a gi| 00000330: 66 74 2C 20 62 75 74 20 64 6F 20 73 65 6E 64 20 |ft, but do send | 00000340: 6D 6F 69 20 61 20 6D 65 73 73 61 67 65 20 2D 2D |moi a message --| 00000350: 20 65 76 65 6E 20 69 66 20 79 6F 75 20 61 72 65 | even if you are| 00000360: 20 6E 6F 74 20 61 20 66 61 6D 6F 75 73 20 70 65 | not a famous pe| 00000370: 72 73 6F 6E 20 2D 2D 20 61 6E 64 20 49 20 77 69 |rson -- and I wi| 00000380: 6C 6C 20 73 65 6E 64 20 79 6F 75 20 61 20 72 65 |ll send you a re| 00000390: 70 6C 79 20 66 75 6C 6C 20 6F 66 20 74 68 65 20 |ply full of the | 000003A0: 63 68 61 72 6D 2C 20 61 6E 64 20 74 68 65 20 77 |charm, and the w| 000003B0: 6F 72 6C 64 6C 79 20 77 69 73 64 6F 6D 2C 20 66 |orldly wisdom, f| 000003C0: 6F 72 20 77 68 69 63 68 20 6D 6F 69 20 69 73 20 |or which moi is | 000003D0: 6B 6E 6F 77 6E 2E 00 01 2C 20 69 74 20 69 73 20 |known..., it is | 000003E0: 61 20 70 72 69 76 69 6C 65 67 65 20 66 6F 72 20 |a privilege for | 000003F0: 6D 65 2C 20 53 61 6D 20 74 68 65 20 45 61 67 6C |me, Sam the Eagl| 00000400: 65 2C 20 74 6F 20 6F 66 66 65 72 20 61 20 77 6F |e, to offer a wo| 00000410: 72 64 20 6F 66 20 77 65 6C 63 6F 6D 65 2E 20 20 |rd of welcome. | 00000420: 22 57 65 6C 63 6F 6D 65 2E 22 0D 0D 49 20 65 6E |"Welcome."..I en| 00000430: 63 6F 75 72 61 67 65 20 79 6F 75 20 74 6F 20 73 |courage you to s| 00000440: 65 6E 64 20 6D 65 20 61 20 73 65 72 69 6F 75 73 |end me a serious| 00000450: 20 6D 65 73 73 61 67 65 20 6F 6E 20 61 6E 20 69 | message on an i| 00000460: 6D 70 6F 72 74 61 6E 74 20 74 6F 70 69 63 2E 20 |mportant topic. | 00000470: 20 49 20 6D 69 67 68 74 20 73 75 67 67 65 73 74 | I might suggest| 00000480: 20 22 52 6F 63 6B 20 4D 75 73 69 63 3A 20 20 43 | "Rock Music: C| 00000490: 75 72 73 65 20 6F 72 20 57 6F 72 73 65 3F 22 20 |urse or Worse?" | 000004A0: 20 6F 72 20 22 54 68 65 20 49 6D 70 6F 72 74 61 | or "The Importa| 000004B0: 6E 63 65 20 6F 66 20 48 79 64 72 6F 65 6C 65 63 |nce of Hydroelec| 000004C0: 74 72 69 63 20 50 6F 77 65 72 2E 22 20 20 42 75 |tric Power." Bu| 000004D0: 74 20 49 20 77 69 6C 6C 20 61 6C 73 6F 20 63 6F |t I will also co| 000004E0: 6E 73 69 64 65 72 20 74 72 69 76 69 61 6C 20 6D |nsider trivial m| 000004F0: 65 73 73 61 67 65 73 2E 20 20 49 6E 20 66 61 63 |essages. In fac| 00000500: 74 2C 20 73 69 6E 63 65 20 6E 6F 62 6F 64 79 20 |t, since nobody | 00000510: 65 76 65 72 20 77 72 69 74 65 73 20 74 6F 20 6D |ever writes to m| 00000520: 65 2C 20 49 20 77 69 6C 6C 20 65 76 65 6E 20 72 |e, I will even r| 00000530: 65 70 6C 79 20 70 72 6F 6D 70 74 6C 79 20 74 6F |eply promptly to| 00000540: 20 61 20 6C 61 75 6E 64 72 79 20 6C 69 73 74 2E | a laundry list.| 00000550: 20 20 44 6F 20 79 6F 75 72 20 64 75 74 79 2E 20 | Do your duty. | 00000560: 20 54 68 61 74 20 69 73 20 61 6C 6C 2E 00 48 65 | That is all..He| 00000570: 6C 6C 6F 2C 20 01 2C 20 73 68 69 70 27 73 20 63 |llo, ., ship's c| 00000580: 61 70 74 61 69 6E 20 4B 65 72 6D 69 74 20 74 68 |aptain Kermit th| 00000590: 65 20 46 72 6F 67 20 68 65 72 65 2C 20 77 69 73 |e Frog here, wis| 000005A0: 68 69 6E 67 20 79 6F 75 20 61 20 70 6C 65 61 73 |hing you a pleas| 000005B0: 61 6E 74 20 76 6F 79 61 67 65 2E 20 20 49 74 27 |ant voyage. It'| 000005C0: 73 20 67 6F 69 6E 67 20 74 6F 20 62 65 20 73 6D |s going to be sm| 000005D0: 6F 6F 74 68 20 73 61 69 6C 69 6E 67 2C 20 73 6F |ooth sailing, so| 000005E0: 20 72 65 6C 61 78 20 61 6E 64 20 74 61 6B 65 20 | relax and take | 000005F0: 69 6E 20 73 6F 6D 65 20 6F 66 20 74 68 65 20 73 |in some of the s| 00000600: 69 67 68 74 73 2E 0D 0D 54 68 65 20 66 69 72 73 |ights...The firs| 00000610: 74 20 73 69 67 68 74 20 79 6F 75 20 6D 61 79 20 |t sight you may | 00000620: 74 61 6B 65 20 69 6E 20 73 6F 6D 65 20 6F 66 20 |take in some of | 00000630: 69 73 20 61 20 6C 61 72 67 65 20 63 6C 6F 75 64 |is a large cloud| 00000640: 20 6F 66 20 62 6C 61 63 6B 20 73 6D 6F 6B 65 2E | of black smoke.| 00000650: 20 20 44 6F 6E 27 74 20 70 61 6E 69 63 2C 20 74 | Don't panic, t| 00000660: 68 69 73 20 64 69 66 66 69 63 75 6C 74 79 20 69 |his difficulty i| 00000670: 73 20 62 65 69 6E 67 20 74 61 6B 65 6E 20 63 61 |s being taken ca| 00000680: 72 65 20 6F 66 2E 20 20 49 66 20 79 6F 75 20 68 |re of. If you h| 00000690: 61 76 65 20 61 6E 79 20 6F 74 68 65 72 20 70 72 |ave any other pr| 000006A0: 6F 62 6C 65 6D 73 2C 20 73 65 6E 64 20 6D 65 20 |oblems, send me | 000006B0: 61 20 6D 65 73 73 61 67 65 2E 0D 0D 42 79 20 74 |a message...By t| 000006C0: 68 65 20 77 61 79 2C 20 6A 75 73 74 20 66 6F 72 |he way, just for| 000006D0: 20 74 68 65 20 72 65 63 6F 72 64 2C 20 49 20 61 | the record, I a| 000006E0: 6D 20 6E 6F 74 20 73 65 61 73 69 63 6B 20 2D 2D |m not seasick --| 000006F0: 20 49 20 61 6D 20 61 6C 77 61 79 73 20 67 72 65 | I am always gre| 00000700: 65 6E 2E 20 20 54 68 61 6E 6B 20 79 6F 75 2E 00 |en. Thank you..| 00000710: 47 72 65 65 74 69 6E 67 73 2C 20 01 2C 20 74 68 |Greetings, ., th| 00000720: 69 73 20 69 73 20 47 6F 6E 7A 6F 20 74 68 65 20 |is is Gonzo the | 00000730: 47 72 65 61 74 2E 20 20 57 65 6C 63 6F 6D 65 20 |Great. Welcome | 00000740: 61 62 6F 61 72 64 20 74 68 65 20 44 72 65 61 64 |aboard the Dread| 00000750: 6E 6F 75 67 68 74 20 6F 66 20 44 6F 6F 6D 2E 20 |nought of Doom. | 00000760: 20 48 61 20 68 61 2C 20 6A 75 73 74 20 6B 69 64 | Ha ha, just kid| 00000770: 64 69 6E 67 2E 20 20 59 6F 75 27 72 65 20 67 6F |ding. You're go| 00000780: 69 6E 67 20 74 6F 20 68 61 76 65 20 61 20 74 65 |ing to have a te| 00000790: 72 72 69 66 69 63 20 74 69 6D 65 20 2D 2D 20 49 |rrific time -- I| 000007A0: 20 68 61 76 65 20 64 6F 7A 65 6E 73 20 6F 66 20 | have dozens of | 000007B0: 6E 65 77 2C 20 64 65 61 74 68 2D 64 65 66 79 69 |new, death-defyi| 000007C0: 6E 67 20 61 63 74 73 20 66 6F 72 20 79 6F 75 2E |ng acts for you.| 000007D0: 0D 0D 53 61 79 2C 20 77 68 79 20 64 6F 6E 27 74 |..Say, why don't| 000007E0: 20 79 6F 75 20 73 65 6E 64 20 6D 65 20 61 20 6D | you send me a m| 000007F0: 65 73 73 61 67 65 3F 20 20 49 74 20 67 65 74 73 |essage? It gets| 00000800: 20 6C 6F 6E 65 6C 79 20 73 69 74 74 69 6E 67 20 | lonely sitting | 00000810: 61 72 6F 75 6E 64 20 69 6E 20 74 68 65 20 62 61 |around in the ba| 00000820: 72 72 65 6C 20 6F 66 20 61 20 63 61 6E 6E 6F 6E |rrel of a cannon| 00000830: 20 77 69 74 68 20 6E 6F 74 68 69 6E 67 20 74 6F | with nothing to| 00000840: 20 72 65 61 64 2E 20 20 4F 4B 2C 20 6C 69 67 68 | read. OK, ligh| 00000850: 74 20 74 68 65 20 66 75 73 65 2E 20 20 4E 6F 2C |t the fuse. No,| 00000860: 20 6E 6F 2C 20 6E 6F 74 20 74 68 61 74 20 66 75 | no, not that fu| 00000870: 73 65 2C 20 74 68 65 20 4F 54 48 45 52 20 66 75 |se, the OTHER fu| 00000880: 73 65 20 2D 2D 20 41 41 41 41 41 41 41 41 41 41 |se -- AAAAAAAAAA| 00000890: 41 41 41 41 41 41 41 41 41 41 41 48 21 00 56 49 |AAAAAAAAAAAH!.VI| 000008A0: 4C 4B 4F 4D 4D 45 4E 20 41 42 30 52 44 2C 20 01 |LKOMMEN AB0RD, .| 000008B0: 2E 20 20 49 20 59 41 4D 20 44 45 45 20 53 57 45 |. I YAM DEE SWE| 000008C0: 44 49 53 43 48 20 43 48 45 46 2C 20 41 4E 44 20 |DISCH CHEF, AND | 000008D0: 49 20 48 4F 50 45 4E 20 59 55 20 56 49 4C 4C 20 |I HOPEN YU VILL | 000008E0: 42 45 2D 53 45 4E 44 45 4E 20 44 45 45 20 4D 45 |BE-SENDEN DEE ME| 000008F0: 53 53 41 4A 47 45 53 20 54 4F 20 44 45 45 20 4B |SSAJGES TO DEE K| 00000900: 45 52 4D 49 54 2C 20 44 45 45 20 46 4F 5A 5A 49 |ERMIT, DEE FOZZI| 00000910: 45 2C 20 44 45 45 20 50 49 47 47 59 2C 20 55 4E |E, DEE PIGGY, UN| 00000920: 44 20 4D 4A 59 20 55 44 45 52 20 46 52 45 4E 44 |D MJY UDER FREND| 00000930: 4A 45 53 2E 0D 0D 4E 4F 57 20 49 20 4D 55 53 54 |JES...NOW I MUST| 00000940: 45 20 42 45 20 47 4F 49 4E 20 42 4A 41 43 4B 20 |E BE GOIN BJACK | 00000950: 54 4F 20 56 30 52 4B 20 49 4E 20 4D 4A 59 20 43 |TO V0RK IN MJY C| 00000960: 4F 4D 50 30 30 54 45 52 20 4B 4A 49 54 43 48 45 |OMP00TER KJITCHE| 00000970: 4E 20 56 48 45 52 45 20 49 20 59 41 4D 20 4D 41 |N VHERE I YAM MA| 00000980: 4A 4B 45 4E 20 43 4F 4D 50 30 30 54 45 52 20 43 |JKEN COMP00TER C| 00000990: 48 4F 57 44 45 52 2E 20 20 59 55 20 54 41 4B 45 |HOWDER. YU TAKE| 000009A0: 4E 20 44 45 45 20 43 4F 4D 50 30 30 54 45 52 20 |N DEE COMP00TER | 000009B0: 41 4E 44 20 59 55 20 50 55 54 54 45 4E 20 49 54 |AND YU PUTTEN IT| 000009C0: 20 49 4E 20 44 45 45 20 50 4F 54 54 45 20 41 4E | IN DEE POTTE AN| 000009D0: 44 20 2D 2D 20 56 41 52 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 4D |D -- VAR0000000M| 000009E0: 21 00 89 A5 54 A6 A1 A6 6A A7 89 A5 54 A6 A1 A6 |!...T...j...T...| 000009F0: 6A A7 89 A5 54 A6 A1 A6 6A A7 89 A5 54 A6 A1 A6 |j...T...j...T...| 00000A00: 6A A7 89 A5 54 A6 A1 A6 6A A7 30 A5 E1 A5 06 A7 |j...T...j.0.....| 00000A10: D4 A7 4A A8 30 A5 E1 A5 06 A7 D4 A7 4A A8 30 A5 |..J.0.......J.0.| 00000A20: E1 A5 06 A7 D4 A7 4A A8 30 A5 E1 A5 06 A7 D4 A7 |......J.0.......| 00000A30: 4A A8 49 20 61 6D 20 77 61 69 74 69 6E 67 20 66 |J.I am waiting f| 00000A40: 6F 72 20 61 20 6E 6F 74 65 20 66 72 6F 6D 20 61 |or a note from a| 00000A50: 20 76 65 72 79 20 69 6D 70 6F 72 74 61 6E 74 20 | very important | 00000A60: 65 6C 65 63 74 72 6F 6E 69 71 75 65 20 4D 41 4C |electronique MAL| 00000A70: 45 20 2D 20 42 75 72 74 20 52 65 79 6E 6F 6C 64 |E - Burt Reynold| 00000A80: 73 2E 20 20 54 61 2D 74 61 21 00 54 68 61 6E 6B |s. Ta-ta!.Thank| 00000A90: 20 79 6F 75 20 66 6F 72 20 79 6F 75 72 20 6D 65 | you for your me| 00000AA0: 73 73 61 67 65 2C 20 63 68 65 72 20 02 2C 20 62 |ssage, cher ., b| 00000AB0: 75 74 20 49 20 63 61 6E 6E 6F 74 20 65 6C 65 63 |ut I cannot elec| 00000AC0: 74 72 6F 63 68 61 74 20 77 69 74 68 20 79 6F 75 |trochat with you| 00000AD0: 20 61 74 20 74 68 69 73 20 6D 6F 6D 65 6E 74 2E | at this moment.| 00000AE0: 20 20 00 49 20 61 6D 20 75 73 69 6E 67 20 6D 79 | .I am using my| 00000AF0: 20 68 61 69 72 20 64 72 79 65 75 72 2C 20 61 6E | hair dryeur, an| 00000B00: 64 20 69 66 20 49 20 74 75 72 6E 20 6F 6E 20 6D |d if I turn on m| 00000B10: 79 20 63 6F 6D 70 75 74 65 75 72 20 74 68 65 20 |y computeur the | 00000B20: 66 75 73 65 73 20 77 69 6C 6C 2C 20 65 72 2C 20 |fuses will, er, | 00000B30: 64 65 66 75 73 69 66 79 20 61 6E 64 20 67 6F 20 |defusify and go | 00000B40: 62 6C 6F 6F 65 79 2E 20 20 4B 69 73 73 79 2D 6B |blooey. 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..K.....F......F .}...8...F...8.8.Z...U. L ....:.B.N.].E.L.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N. .FOZZIE PIGGY SAM EAGLE GONZO KERMIT ANIMAL BOB JANICE ROWLF LEW ZEALAND BEAKER MARVIN SUGGS HARRY STATLER WALDORF SWEETUMSSCOOTER MISS PIG@ ``. .ABCDDEFFGHHIJ ....%.+.+. SCOOTER.PHOOKS.PIGGY.MESSAGE CENTER..FOZ ZIE..MISS PIGGY..SAM THE EAGLE..KERMIT.. GONZO..SWEDISH CHEF.WELCOME ABOARD SHIP, .. AND SPEAKING OF SHIPS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF SHIP A STUDENT SAILS ON? A SCHOLARSHIP! AND A BISHOP SAILS ON A W ORSHIP AND A DUKE SAILS ON A LORDSHIP! THE BEAR IS HOT OR MY NAME ISN'T FOZZIE! LISTEN, SEND ME A MESSAGE AND I'LL SEN D YOU A FUNNEEE REPLY! WOCKA-WOCKA!.BON VOYAGE, ., IT IS NICE TO HAVE YOU ABOAR D LE SHIP. I AM SORRY TO SAY THAT COMPU TERS DO NOT HAVE A PLACE IN THEM WHERE Y OU CAN SEND A GIFT, BUT DO SEND MOI A ME SSAGE -- EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A FAMOUS PE RSON -- AND I WILL SEND YOU A REPLY FULL OF THE CHARM, AND THE WORLDLY WISDOM, F OR WHICH MOI IS KNOWN..., IT IS A PRIVIL EGE FOR ME, SAM THE EAGLE, TO OFFER A WO RD OF WELCOME. "WELCOME."..I ENCOURAGE YOU TO SEND ME A SERIOUS MESSAGE ON AN I MPORTANT TOPIC. I MIGHT SUGGEST "ROCK M USIC: CURSE OR WORSE?" OR "THE IMPORTA NCE OF HYDROELECTRIC POWER." BUT I WILL ALSO CONSIDER TRIVIAL MESSAGES. IN FAC T, SINCE NOBODY EVER WRITES TO ME, I WIL L EVEN REPLY PROMPTLY TO A LAUNDRY LIST. DO YOUR DUTY. THAT IS ALL..HELLO, ., SHIP'S CAPTAIN KERMIT THE FROG HERE, WIS HING YOU A PLEASANT VOYAGE. IT'S GOING TO BE SMOOTH SAILING, SO RELAX AND TAKE IN SOME OF THE SIGHTS...THE FIRST SIGHT YOU MAY TAKE IN SOME OF IS A LARGE CLOUD OF BLACK SMOKE. DON'T PANIC, THIS DIFF ICULTY IS BEING TAKEN CARE OF. IF YOU H AVE ANY OTHER PROBLEMS, SEND ME A MESSAG E...BY THE WAY, JUST FOR THE RECORD, I A M NOT SEASICK -- I AM ALWAYS GREEN. THA NK YOU..GREETINGS, ., THIS IS GONZO THE GREAT. WELCOME ABOARD THE DREADNOUGHT O F DOOM. HA HA, JUST KIDDING. YOU'RE GO ING TO HAVE A TERRIFIC TIME -- I HAVE DO ZENS OF NEW, DEATH-DEFYING ACTS FOR YOU. ..SAY, WHY DON'T YOU SEND ME A MESSAGE? IT GETS LONELY SITTING AROUND IN THE BA RREL OF A CANNON WITH NOTHING TO READ. OK, LIGHT THE FUSE. NO, NO, NOT THAT FU SE, THE OTHER FUSE -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAH!.VILKOMMEN AB0RD, .. I YAM DEE SWE DISCH CHEF, AND I HOPEN YU VILL BE-SENDE N DEE MESSAJGES TO DEE KERMIT, DEE FOZZI E, DEE PIGGY, UND MJY UDER FRENDJES...NO W I MUSTE BE GOIN BJACK TO V0RK IN MJY C OMP00TER KJITCHEN VHERE I YAM MAJKEN COM P00TER CHOWDER. YU TAKEN DEE COMP00TER AND YU PUTTEN IT IN DEE POTTE AND -- VAR 0000000M!...T...J...T...J...T...J...T... J...T...J.0.....T.J.0.....T.J.0.....T.J. 0.....T.J.I AM WAITING FOR A NOTE FROM A VERY IMPORTANT ELECTRONIQUE MALE - BURT REYNOLDS. TA-TA!.THANK YOU FOR YOUR ME SSAGE, CHER ., BUT I CANNOT ELECTROCHAT WITH YOU AT THIS MOMENT. .I AM USING MY HAIR DRYEUR, AND IF I TURN ON MY COMPUT EUR THE FUSES WILL, ER, DEFUSIFY AND GO BLOOEY. KISSY-KISSY!.I WOULD LOVE TO SH OOT LE BREEZE WITH YOU, ., BUT MOI AM OT HERWISE ENGAGED. .SO MANY HUNDREDS OF M ESSAGES FROM MY MILLIONS OF FANS, ., AND ALAS, MOI CANNOT ANSWER ANY OF THEM. . KERMIE IS JEALOUS OF ALL THE ELECTRONIC LETTEURS I GET AND HE IS MORE THAN USUAL LY GREEN WITH ENVY..THANK YOU FOR YOUR M ESSAGE, ., BUT BEING A FAMOUS SUPERSTAR, MOI CANNOT CONFABULIZE WITH YOU RIGHT N OW. .I AM COMPUTERIZING MY CLOSET AND M Y COMPUTER MEMORY ONLY HAS ROOM FOR 16K DRESSES AND 64K SHOES AND HATS. AU REVO IR!.I AM AT A VERY FANCY PARTY THAT SOME FATHEAD FORGOT TO SEND ME A COMPUTER IN VITATION TO, AND WHEN MOI CATCHES UP WIT H HIM, MOI IS GOING TO GIVE HIM AN OLD-F ASHIONED PUNCH RIGHT IN THE CARDS! CIAO !.`.6...`.`.6...`.`.6...`.`.6...`.`.6... `.....P.........P.........P.........P... ..HEY, ., YOU'RE A GREAT MESSAGE WRITER, BUT I CAN'T GET BACK TO YOU RIGHT NOW. .THERE'S A BANANA ON MY SCREEN!..WHAT A GAG! GIMME A DRUM ROLL!.I JUST BOUGHT A NEW KEYBOARD, AND I CAN'T FIND MY KEYS !..WOCKA-WOCKA!.DEAR .:..THE GOOD NEWS I S, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. THE BAD NEWS IS, I CAN'T ANSWER IT. .I'D LOVE TO ANSWER YOUR MESSAGE, ., BUT GET THIS - ARE YOU READY? .I DROPPED A SANDWICH ON MY KEY BOARD AND NOW I'VE GOT FEEDBACK!..AND TH AT'S NOT ALL. I DIDN'T EVEN GET A BYTE! ..THE BEAR IS KNOCKING THEM DEAD!.THANKS FOR THE MESSAGE, ., BUT I'M NOT READING YOU TOO CLEARLY. .THE "BEAR" FACTS ARE , I'M A VICTIM OF "FOZZIE" THINKING!..HE Y! THE BEAR IS ON A ROLL!.MY COMPUTER H AS A SLIPPED DISK AND MY "MEMORY" IS PLA YING TRICKS ON ME!..HOW'S THAT FOR A JOK E, COMEDY FANS?.4._...T.4._...T.4._...T. 4._...T.4._...T...N.........N.........N. ........N.......SUCH AS LEARNING TO TYPE . AHEM, THAT IS, LEARNING TO TYPE PROPE RLY ON A BIG, HEAVY, NOISY MACHINE THAT IS NOT FUN. HARUMPH..SAM THE EAGLE HERE . I SEE THAT YOU HAVE SENT ME A MESSAGE , .. YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME AND MINE - TIME THAT WOULD BE BETTER SPENT ON SO METHING USEFUL .LIKE MEMORIZING "THE MID NIGHT RIDE OF PAUL REVERE." DO YOU WISH TO BECOME A BIRDBRAIN LIKE GONZO'S CHIC KENS OR ... HMMM, WHO ELSE IS A BIRD? W AIT! I, SAM THE EAGLE, AM A.... STRIKE THAT! AS YOU WERE. CARRY ON..SUCH AS MASTERING THE ART OF LETTER-WRITING - UM , I MEAN, THE OLD-FASHIONED ART OF LETTE R-WRITING, WITH A HAMMER AND CHISEL, THE WAY THE ROMANS DID IT. YES, THAT IS MY POINT. INDEED..I, SAM THE EAGLE, AM IN RECEIPT OF YOUR MISSIVE, .. SHAME ON Y OU!..INSTEAD OF FOOLING AROUND WITH THAT SILLY COMPUTER, YOU SHOULD BE ENGAGED I N AN ACTIVITY THAT MADE OUR COUNTRY GREA T .THIS IS SAM THE EAGLE, ACKNOWLEDGING YOUR COMPUTER MESSAGE. CANDIDLY, ., I A M DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU OCCUPY YOURSELF WITH SUCH PIFFLE. YOU SHOULD APPLY YOUR SELF TO SOMETHING WORTHWHILE .THIS IS SA M THE EAGLE, ., AND I HAVE READ YOUR DIS PATCH. I FIND IT DISGRACEFUL THAT YOU D ILLY DALLY AND SHILLY SHALLY AROUND WITH A COMPUTER WHEN YOU COULD BE DOING SOME THING CONSTRUCTIVE, .SUCH AS LEARNING A TRADE. WHY, IF BENJAMIN FRANKLIN HAD SP ENT AS MUCH TIME AS YOU FOOLING AROUND W ITH SILLY GADGETS, HE WOULD HAVE BEEN - UM, OUR NATION'S FIRST SCIENTIST...I MUS T GO. I AM LATE FOR THE DEDICATION OF A CULVERT. GOOD BYE..SUCH AS BOLDLY INVE STIGATING THE NEW TECHNOLOGY. TWO PARTI CULARLY GOOD TOPICS FOR STUDY, I WOULD S UGGEST, ARE WORD PROCESSING AND ELECTRON IC MAIL. AFTER ALL, ., THE INFORMATION AGE IS UPON US, AND THE FUTURE WILL NOT BE KIND TO THOSE WHO ARE NOT PREPARED FO R IT. NEED I SAY MORE?................. ........................|.......T.|..... ..T.|.......T.|.......T.., YOU HAVE REAC HED THE GREAT GONZO. I WILL ANSWER YOU BY HAVING MY HIGHLY TRAINED CHICKENS PEC K AT THE KEYBOARD! READY? GO TO IT GIR LS!...A DKDDKD D DKDKDKDKDKSLS93948484 R9484848...I DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG - IT WORKED IN REHEARSAL..I, GONZO THE G REAT, HAVE RECEIVED YOUR MESSAGE, .. I WILL RESPOND TO IT IN MID-AIR USING ONLY MY NOSE ON A COMPUTER SHOT WITH ME FROM A CANNON. READY? HERE GOES!...KDKDJJ URURJDJDKSKS D8D8 84738 88?&*()*?%$...SO RRY, FANS, THAT ACT NEEDS A LITTLE POLIS HING..., THE GREAT GONZO THANKS YOU FOR YOUR MESSAGE. I WILL GIVE YOU MY ANSWER WHILE RIDING A BICYCLE BACKWARDS, WITH MY COMPUTER IN MY LAP, DOWN A RAMP SPREA D WITH MAYONNAISE. READY? LET'S DO IT! ...KDKDKDKDKDKDIEIEIEU 84993939484JWJSJ %%$#&)_+. OH, WELL, THAT'S SHOW BIZ..GO NZO THE GREAT HAS GOTTEN YOUR MESSAGE, . . I WILL COMPOSE MY REPLY BY HITTING TH E KEYBOARD WITH THE TIPS OF SUCTION CUP DARTS STUCK TO MY FOREHEAD, WHILE BLINDF OLDED AND HANGING FROM A TRAPEZE SUSPEND ED FROM THE HANDLES OF A HUGE POT OF GOU LASH. READY? HERE WE GO!...KDKDKDIEIEI EDJDJJJJDJDJDJ& &R&$*$)$@(...OH, WELL, B ACK TO THE OLD DRAWING BOARD..KDKDMCMZNZ NSJDJ III38393 4888**&&%%$ ))...I JUST D ON'T GET IT. THIS ACT HAS NEVER FAILED BEFORE!.../... .../... .../... .../... . ../... .W.'.......W.'.......W.'.......W. '.......KERMIT THE FROG HERE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR MESSAGE, .. I CAN'T ANSWER IT NOW. I'VE GOT MY FLIPPERS FULL WITH A COUPLE OF MINOR PROBLEMS, BUT EVERYTHING 'S GOING TO BE FINE! IN FACT, I'M HAPPY TO REPORT THAT .THERE ARE NOW NINE NEW SALTWATER SWIMMING POOLS CONVENIENTLY LO CATED ON THE LOWER DECK!.KERMIT THE FROG , AT YOUR SERVICE. I'D LIKE TO ANSWER Y OUR MESSAGE, ., BUT THINGS ARE JUST A BI T FRANTIC HERE RIGHT NOW. NEVERTHELESS, I WISH TO ASSURE YOU THAT EVERYTHING IS A-OK OR AT LEAST B-OK. IN FACT, I AM S URE YOU'LL BE GLAD TO HEAR THAT .THERE A RE NOW AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF VERY LARGE ICE CUBES ON THE UPPER DECK AND SOME CU TE PENGUINS ON THE BOW!.KERMIT THE FROG HERE. I RECEIVED YOUR MESSAGE, ., AND A VERY NICE MESSAGE IT WAS, TOO. BUT I C AN'T ANSWER IT NOW BECAUSE WE ARE IN SOM ETHING OF A PICKLE. DON'T WORRY, THOUGH . IT'S A VERY SMALL PICKLE - REALLY ONL Y A GHERKIN. IN FACT, I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS: .ALL CABINS ON THE STARBOARD SIDE OF THE SHIP NOW HAVE COLORFUL VIEWS OF UNDERWATER MARINE LIFE RIGHT OUT THROUGH THEIR PORTHOLES!.HELLO, THERE, ., KERMI T THE FROG ACKNOWLEDGING YOUR MESSAGE. DUE TO UNFORESEEN, BUT VERY MINOR, DIFFI CULTIES, I WON'T BE ABLE TO RESPOND. BU T LET ME SAY THAT EVERYTHING IS GOING SW IMMINGLY. IN FACT, IT'S MY PLEASURE TO INFORM YOU THAT .THE PROBLEM OF THAT ANN OYING THUBBA-THUBBA NOISE AND THE SMOKE FROM THE FUNNELS HAS BEEN LICKED - THE E NGINES WILL NOT BE OPERATING FOR THE FOR SEEABLE FUTURE!.ANYONE WISHING TO TAKE P HOTOGRAPHS OF A VERY UNUSUAL - AND VERY BIG - SEA MONSTER MAY NOW DO SO FROM THE LEFT SIDE AND, UM, ALSO THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE SHIP!.....AB.CME....AB.CME....AB. CME....AB.CME....AB.CMEI.QA.CVD.FQA.CVD. FI..CVD.FI.QAVD.FI.QA.C.FI.QA.CVDDEAR .: ..THIS IS SCOOTER. UNFORTUNATELY, SOME HACKERS IN MINNESOTA HAVE GAINED ACCESS TO OUR COMPUTER AND ARE RE-ROUTING ALL M ESSAGES ADDRESSED TO . TO .MARVIN SUGGS, WHO WILL ANSWER YOU WITH THE HELP OF HI S MUPPAPHONES. READY:..OUCH OUCH OUCH, OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH. OUCH OUCH OUCH? O UCH OUCH OUCH!.DEAR .:..THIS IS THE PHOO KS FROM THE PLANET KOOZEBANE. WE HAVE T AKEN CONTROL OF YOUR COMPUTER AND ARE RE -DIRECTING ALL MESSAGES ADDRESSED TO . T O .JANICE, WHO WILL ANSWER YOU FROM HER HOT TUB. AND HERE'S HER REPLY:..UH, HEY , I GOT YOUR TUBULAR MESSAGE, BUT I'M NO T INTO MATERIAL THINGS SO I, LIKE, THREW IT AWAY, YOU KNOW? HEY, HAVE AN AWESOM E DAY, OK?.DEAR .:..THIS IS MISS PIGGY. I REALIZE YOU ADDRESSED YOUR MESSAGE TO ., BUT I KNOW YOU REALLY WANTED TO CHAT WITH MOI. UNFORTUNATELY, I AM BUSY RIG HT NOW, SO I AM PASSING ON YOUR TEENSY C OMMUNIQUAY TO .DR. BOB, WHO WILL REPLY T O YOU FROM THE COMPUTER OPERATING ROOM. HERE IS HIS SNAPPY REJOINDER:..LISTEN, I CAN'T ANSWER YOU NOW BECAUSE MY COMPUT ER IS SICK. IN FACT, IT HAS A TERMINAL ILLNESS! HA HA HA HA!.DEAR .:..SORRY, B UT YOUR MESSAGE TO . CAN NOT BE ACKNOWLE DGED AT THIS TIME. IN CASES SUCH AS THI S, IT IS SHIP'S POLICY TO FORWARD YOUR M ESSAGE TO THAT INDIVIDUAL WHO IS MOST LI KE THE PERSON WITH WHOM YOU WISHED TO CO MMUNICATE. AND THAT PERSON IS .BEAKER, WHO HAS BEEN ELECTRONICALLY WIRED TO RES POND TO YOUR MESSAGE. HIS ANSWER IS: . .MI MI MI MI MI MI MI MI MIMI!.DEAR .:.. WE REGRET THAT DUE TO INTERFERENCE CAUSE D BY MISS PIGGY'S TALKING ON HER HAM RAD IO TO HER INTERNATIONAL FAN CLUB, WE CAN 'T TRANSMIT YOUR MESSAGE TO .. HOWEVER, OUR CIRCUITS ARE STILL OPEN TO .ANIMAL, WHO WILL HANDLE YOUR MESSAGE. TAKE IT AWAY, ANIMAL:..MESSAGE! ME EAT MESSAGE! AHHHHHHHHHHHMHHHHHHHHNHHHH!..F.GUG.HAI LJ&K.K>L.M.MHI, ., THIS IS SCOOTER. ANI MAL CAN'T ANSWER YOU RIGHT NOW - HE ATE HIS KEYBOARD. WHY DON'T YOU SEND A MESS AGE TO KERMIT?.HI, ., SCOOTER HERE IN TH E MESSAGE CENTER. DR. BOB CAN'T ANSWER YOUR MESSAGE NOW - HE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF A VERY DELICATE APPENDIX TRANSPLANT. W HY DON'T YOU SEND A MESSAGE TO FOZZIE?.H I, ., IT'S SCOOTER. JANICE CAN'T ANSWER YOUR MESSAGE DIRECTLY -- SHE'S NOT INTO COMPUTERS. BUT SHE MAY TRY TO REACH YO U WITH ESP, SO IF WORDS LIKE "WOW" AND " AWESOME" AND "HOT TUB" JUST POP INTO YOU R HEAD, THAT'S PROBABLY HER. WHY DON'T YOU SEND A MESSAGE TO MISS PIGGY?.HI, ., THIS IS SCOOTER. ROWLF CAN'T ANSWER YO UR MESSAGE RIGHT NOW - HE'S PROGRAMMING A PLAYER PIANO TO PERFORM "MELANCHOLY BA BY" SO HE'LL NEVER HAVE TO PLAY IT AGAIN FOR SAM...WHY DON'T YOU SEND A MESSAGE TO KERMIT?.HI, ., SCOOTER HERE. LEW ZEA LAND CAN'T RESPOND - HE'S WAITING FOR HI S BOOMERANG FISH TO COME BACK...HOW 'BOU T SENDING A MESSAGE TO GONZO?.HI, ., THI S IS SCOOTER. BEAKER DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANSWERING YOU. HE'S TAKING PART IN AN IMPORTANT EXPERIMENT TO SEE IF COMPUTERS WORK UNDER WATER, AND I GUESS THEY DON' T...WHY DON'T YOU SEND A MESSAGE TO MISS PIGGY?.HI, ., IT'S SCOOTER. MARVIN SUG GS IS UNAVAILABLE - HE'S REHEARSING THE MUPPAPHONES IN THE "ANVIL CHORUS."..WHY DON'T YOU SEND A MESSAGE TO GONZO?.HI, . , IT'S SCOOTER. CRAZY HARRY CAN'T ANSWE R YOU - HE JUST BLEW UP HIS COMPUTER TER MINAL...WHY DON'T YOU SEND A MESSAGE TO FOZZIE?.HI, ., SCOOTER HERE IN THE MESSA GE CENTER. STATLER AND WALDORF ARE TOO BUSY TO INSULT YOU RIGHT NOW, BUT THEY'L L GLADLY ADD YOUR NAME TO THE WAITING LI ST...IN THE MEANTIME, WHY NOT SEND A MES SAGE TO SAM THE EAGLE?.HI, ., IT'S SCOOT ER. SWEETUMS CAN'T ANSWER YOU NOW -- HE HAS TO STAND ON THE PORT SIDE OF THE SH IP TO MAKE IT STAY LEVEL...WHY DON'T YOU SEND A MESSAGE TO SAM THE EAGLE?.HI, ., THIS IS SCOOTER. I CAN'T ANSWER YOUR M ESSAGE RIGHT NOW - I'M TOO BUSY HANDLING ALL THE ELECTRONIC MAIL ON BOARD SHIP.. .WHY DON'T YOU SEND A MESSAGE TO FOZZIE, OR KERMIT, OR MISS PIGGY?..D..IZ.( $EHI T THE SHORE!. QU .R .A....P ._.. .A` .EI 7.7I_.3 .EI..,I:.( $EHIT THE ROCKS!. QU .R .A....P ._.. .A` .EIK..IX.. .E
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