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000001B0: 52 2C 0D 54 48 45 4E 20 59 4F 55 20 53 48 4F 55 |R,.THEN YOU SHOU|
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00000210: 20 4C 45 54 54 45 52 20 49 4E 0D 57 48 49 43 48 | LETTER IN.WHICH|
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00000260: 4C 4C 0D 53 45 4E 44 20 59 4F 55 20 54 48 45 20 |LL.SEND YOU THE |
00000270: 53 50 45 43 49 41 4C 20 54 45 58 54 20 45 44 49 |SPECIAL TEXT EDI|
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00000350: 0D 59 4F 55 20 43 41 4E 20 41 4C 53 4F 20 42 45 |.YOU CAN ALSO BE|
00000360: 43 4F 4D 45 20 41 20 43 4F 2D 45 44 49 54 4F 52 |COME A CO-EDITOR|
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00000380: 45 2E 20 4A 55 53 54 20 54 45 4C 4C 20 55 53 20 |E. JUST TELL US |
00000390: 41 4E 44 20 59 4F 55 27 4C 4C 0D 47 45 54 20 41 |AND YOU'LL.GET A|
000003A0: 4C 4C 20 54 48 45 20 49 4E 46 4F 52 4D 41 54 49 |LL THE INFORMATI|
000003B0: 4F 4E 20 59 4F 55 20 4E 45 45 44 2E 0D 10 57 45 |ON YOU NEED...WE|
000003C0: 4C 4C 2C 20 48 45 52 45 27 53 20 54 48 45 20 41 |LL, HERE'S THE A|
000003D0: 44 44 52 45 53 53 45 53 20 59 4F 55 20 43 41 4E |DDRESSES YOU CAN|
000003E0: 20 0D 57 52 49 54 45 20 54 4F 2E 0D 0D 28 4A 45 | .WRITE TO...(JE|
000003F0: 53 55 53 0A 28 45 41 52 54 48 53 48 41 4B 45 52 |SUS.(EARTHSHAKER|
00000400: 29 20 20 20 0D 4D 49 43 48 45 4C 20 53 45 4C 54 |) .MICHEL SELT|
00000410: 45 4E 20 20 20 20 20 0A 4D 49 43 48 45 4C 20 42 |EN .MICHEL B|
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00000470: 41 4E 44 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 0A |AND .|
00000480: 48 4F 4C 4C 41 4E 44 0D 33 31 2D 38 38 36 35 2D |HOLLAND.31-8865-|
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000004A0: 36 37 38 36 0D 0D 53 49 47 4E 45 44 2E 2E 2E 2E |6786..SIGNED....|
000004B0: 20 20 54 48 45 20 53 54 41 46 46 21 10 | THE STAFF!. |
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""""..THIS IS A CHAPTER WITH A LOT OF SU
B-.CHAPTERS. WE PLANNED THIS ONE A LONG.
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A GUY WHO HAS GOT A LOT OF HUMOUR,.THEN
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NT TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS.CHAPTER THEN WR
ITE US A LETTER IN.WHICH YOU TELL FOR WH
AT CHAPTER YOU.WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING.
THEN WE'LL.SEND YOU THE SPECIAL TEXT EDI
TOR. ..WHEN YOU HAVE SEND IN YOUR ARTICL
E.BE SURE TO WRITE DOWN YOUR ADDRESS.ON
A PIECE OF PAPER, BECAUSE THEN.YOU'LL GE
T 'ART-VERTS' STRAIGHT FROM.US. ALSO YOU
R ADDRESS WILL BE PRINTED.WITHOUT COMPLA
INING. ..YOU CAN ALSO BECOME A CO-EDITOR
FOR.OUR MAGAZINE. JUST TELL US AND YOU'
LL.GET ALL THE INFORMATION YOU NEED...WE
LL, HERE'S THE ADDRESSES YOU CAN .WRITE
TO...(JESUS.(EARTHSHAKER) .MICHEL SELT
EN .MICHEL BOJAWAL.BOEKELSDIJK 32
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1 LP HUIZEN.HOLLAND .HOLLAND.
31-8865-2681 .31-2152-56786..SIGNED....
THE STAFF!.
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