HUMOR BASIC
FILE INFORMATION
FILENAME(S): HUMOR BASIC
FILE TYPE(S): PRG
FILE SIZE: 3.1K
FIRST SEEN: 2025-11-30 21:10:59
APPEARS ON: 1 disk(s)
FILE HASH
766705391e3e42158bf44136fa1874fbabfdcc3ab909ad669bd62244217346ec
FOUND ON DISKS (1 DISKS)
| DISK TITLE | FILENAME | FILE TYPE | COLLECTION | TRACK | SECTOR | ACTIONS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| GAMES 3 | HUMOR BASIC | PRG | DuncanTwain | 4 | 9 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
FILE CONTENT & ANALYSIS
> DETECTED: COMMODORE BASIC PROGRAM (LOAD ADDRESS $0801)
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