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A.........V."GREETINGS! AND WHAT HAVE W
E HERE? WHAT DENIZENS OF THE DESERT, WHA
T VOYAGERS OF THE VISTAS, WHAT OCCUPANTS
OF OZ HAVE SEEN FIT TO VISIT MY HUMBLE
ABODE?" THE SIX FOOT TALL BUG LEANS OVER
AND PEERS AT YOU. "YOU, OF COURSE, MUST
BE DOROTHY?"."GREETINGS AGAIN, WANDERIN
G WAYFARERS! AS BEFORE, I AM YOUR HUMBLE
SERVANT.".BEFORE YOU, ON THE SIDE OF TH
E ROAD, STANDS A SIX FOOT TALL BUG. .TO
THE WEST, YOU SEE A JACKDAW NEST, AND TO
THE EAST, A GROVE OF TREES..THE WOGGLEB
UG IS A TALL, ROUND BUG SUPPORTED ON TWO
SLENDER LEGS WITH DELICATE FEET. HIS TW
O ANTENNAE RESEMBLE CURLING PIGTAILS, AN
D HIS EYES PROTRUDE LIKE LITTLE GLASS DO
MES. HE IS DRESSED IN A SWALLOW-TAIL COA
T, A VEST AND KNICKERBOCKER TROUSERS. ON
HIS HEAD IS A SILK MORTAR-BOARD HAT.."I
'M TERRIBLY SORRY. AS MUCH AS I WOULD LI
KE TO ACCOMPANY YOU ON YOUR AMBULATORY A
DVENTURES, I REALLY MUST CONTINUE TO COG
ITATE ON MATTERS METAPHYSICAL."."OH, YOU
WISH ME TO TRANSLATE MY TREMULOUS TIMBR
ES, EH? WHAT I ASKED WAS, WHO ARE YOU?".
"AN IMPETUOUS IMPOSTER, MY LITTLE LASCIV
IOUS LADY!" IN A FLASH, THE WOGGLE BUG D
ISAPPEARS..THE WOGGLEBUG."A PLEASURE, I'
M SURE. MY NAME IS H.M. WOGGLEBUG, T.E.,
BUT YOU CAN CALL ME HM OR YOU CAN CALL
ME TE OR YOU CAN CALL ME WOGGLE, BUT PLE
ASE, DON'T CALL ME BUG."."I WAS ONCE DIM
INUTIVE, AS MOST OF MY GENUS HAVE TENDED
TO BE. BUT, AS I HAD MADE MY PRIMARY DO
MICILE IN THE CLASSROOM OF THE LOCAL HIG
H SCHOOL, I BECAME THOROUGHLY EDUCATED (
TE). BUT PERHAPS I AM GROWING TIRESOME.
SHALL I GO ON?"."WELL, I WON'T GO ON, BU
T ... ."ONE DAY, I HAPPENED TO WANDER ON
TO A DEVICE KNOWN AS AN `OVERHEAD PROJEC
TOR' AND QUITE SUDDENLY, I BECAME HIGHLY
MAGNIFIED (HM). I CRAWLED OFF THE WALL,
AND HERE I STAND BEFORE YOU, YOUR HUMBL
E SERVANT."."THE CONCEPT OF THE BUG FILL
S ME WITH DISTASTE. YECCCCCHH.. I ASKED
YOU NOT TO CALL ME BUG, AND I WILL REMAI
N SILENT UNTIL YOU DESIST.".YOU SEE, BET
WEEN MY FATHER AND ME, WE KNOW EVERYTHIN
G THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHING. THI
S CARD CATALOG LISTS JUST A FEW OF MY FI
ELDS OF EXPERTISE. FEEL FREE TO EXAMINE
IT.".A LONG LIST OF TOPICS IS INSCRIBED
IN VERY NEAT ROACH HANDWRITING INTO THE
OAK TOP OF THE CABINET:.. AROWHON. EMERA
LD CITY. GLINDA. HAMMERHEADS. JACKDAW. K
ING OF OZ. OZ. TIKTOK. WIZARD. ZO..THE W
OGGLEBUG TAPS HIS FOOT IMPATIENTLY. "MY
DEAR DEBUTANTE, A THOROUGHLY EDUCATED WO
GGLEBUG SUCH AS MYSELF CANNOT SQUANDER P
RECIOUS MINUTES WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE
UP YOUR SILLY LITTLE MIND ABOUT WHAT TO
ASK ME ABOUT.."THE MOST OMNIPOTENT POTEN
TATE IN OUR PROUD HISTORY. HE HAD A REGA
L SON, WHO MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED. THE
KING WAS HEARTBROKEN, AND DIED A DEVAST
ATED DESPOT."."OZ SPELLED BACKWARDS, OF
COURSE. IT IS THE NAME OF THE COUNTRY ON
THE OTHER END OF THE WORLD, AND THE ONL
Y ENTRY THAT STARTS WITH Z."."THE OMNIPO
TENT POTENTATE OF THIS FINE LAND. A SUPE
RIOR SELECTMAN, LEADING THE PEOPLE TO GL
ORY." A TEAR WELLS UP IN THE CORNER OF T
HE WOGGLEBUG'S EYE.."A LEGENDARY METAL M
AN OF TREMENDOUS POWER. HE IS A SYMPHONY
OF CIRCUITRY, A TITAN OF TRANSISTORS.".
"THE CIVILIZED CENTER OF OUR CACOPHONOUS
COUNTRY. THE HUB OF THE GALAXY, MY DEAR
."."THE LAND WHICH WE HAPPILY HABITATE,
A WONDROUS WORLD OF MAGNIFICENT MARVELS
AND SPLENDID SIGHTS."."A LOVELY LADY, PA
TRON OF PATRICIANS, MUNCHKINS AND WOGGLE
BUGS, FINDER OF THE LOST, HEALER OF THE
SICK, TIDIER OF THE MESSY ..."."THIEVES,
RUFFIANS, BURGLARS AND CHARLATANS! THEY
WILL STEAL WHATEVER IS NOT TIED DOWN.".
"PLATEAU-HEADED, FOUL-BREATHED GUARDIANS
OF THE HILLS SURROUNDING GLINDA'S CASTL
E."."A MYSTICAL, MAGICAL, MUSICAL LAND T
HAT STARTS WITH A."."MY DEAR, BEING THOR
OUGHLY EDUCATED, I AM, HAVE ALWAYS BEEN
AND WILL ALWAYS BE, A PATRON OF THE RED
SOX OF BOSTON!"."I'M AFRAID THAT'S ONE M
Y FATHER KNOWS. HE'S NOT HERE, THOUGH.".
"TALK TO THE WOGGLEBUG, DOROTHY!"."MR. W
OGGLEBUG IS TRULY AN INTERESTING FELLOW,
BUT IF HE DOESN'T WISH TO JOIN US, WE S
HOULD BE MOVING ON.". BUG. CATALOG. EAST
. GROVE. NEST. TALK. WEST. WOGGLEBUG..WM
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