HUMOR BASIC
FILE INFORMATION
FILENAME(S): HUMOR BASIC
FILE TYPE(S): PRG
FILE SIZE: 3.3K
FIRST SEEN: 2025-12-01 00:59:03
APPEARS ON: 1 disk(s)
FILE HASH
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FOUND ON DISKS (1 DISKS)
| DISK TITLE | FILENAME | FILE TYPE | COLLECTION | TRACK | SECTOR | ACTIONS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| PETER GUSTAVSSON | HUMOR BASIC | PRG | hedning, Berggren | 5 | 9 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
FILE CONTENT & ANALYSIS
> DETECTED: COMMODORE BASIC PROGRAM (LOAD ADDRESS $0801)
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