EARN MONEY TXT.
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IF DON'| 00000130: 54 20 54 48 49 4E 4B 20 54 48 49 53 0D 49 53 20 |T THINK THIS.IS | 00000140: 49 4E 54 45 52 45 53 54 49 4E 47 20 54 48 45 4E |INTERESTING THEN| 00000150: 20 44 4F 4E 27 54 20 52 45 41 44 20 49 54 21 0D | DON'T READ IT!.| 00000160: 10 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 50 20 52 20 4F 20 53 20 |. P R O S | 00000170: 54 20 49 20 54 20 55 20 54 20 49 20 4F 20 4E 0D |T I T U T I O N.| 00000180: 0D 50 45 4F 50 4C 45 20 48 41 56 45 20 42 45 45 |.PEOPLE HAVE BEE| 00000190: 4E 20 4B 4E 4F 57 4E 20 54 4F 20 4D 41 4B 45 0D |N KNOWN TO MAKE.| 000001A0: 54 48 4F 55 53 41 4E 44 53 20 46 52 4F 4D 20 54 |THOUSANDS FROM T| 000001B0: 48 45 20 53 41 49 44 20 4F 43 43 55 50 41 54 49 |HE SAID OCCUPATI| 000001C0: 4F 4E 3F 0D 41 4E 44 20 41 46 54 45 52 20 41 4C |ON?.AND AFTER AL| 000001D0: 4C 2C 20 49 54 27 53 20 45 41 53 59 2C 20 49 53 |L, IT'S EASY, IS| 000001E0: 4E 27 54 20 49 54 3F 0D 41 4C 4C 20 59 4F 55 20 |N'T IT?.ALL YOU | 000001F0: 48 41 56 45 20 54 4F 20 44 4F 20 49 53 20 54 52 |HAVE TO DO IS TR| 00000200: 41 56 45 4C 20 54 4F 20 0D 4C 4F 4E 44 4F 4E 2C |AVEL TO .LONDON,| 00000210: 20 46 49 4E 44 20 54 48 45 20 4E 45 41 52 45 53 | FIND THE NEARES| 00000220: 54 20 50 49 4D 50 2C 20 47 45 54 0D 4F 4E 20 48 |T PIMP, GET.ON H| 00000230: 49 53 20 42 4F 4F 4B 53 20 41 4E 44 20 54 48 45 |IS BOOKS AND THE| 00000240: 4E 20 57 41 49 54 20 4F 4E 20 0D 53 54 52 45 45 |N WAIT ON .STREE| 00000250: 54 20 43 4F 52 4E 45 52 53 20 46 4F 52 20 44 49 |T CORNERS FOR DI| 00000260: 52 54 59 20 4F 4C 44 20 42 41 53 54 2D 0D 41 52 |RTY OLD BAST-.AR| 00000270: 44 53 20 54 4F 20 43 4F 4D 45 20 41 4C 4F 4E 47 |DS TO COME ALONG| 00000280: 21 20 50 52 4F 53 54 49 54 55 54 49 4F 4E 0D 44 |! PROSTITUTION.D| 00000290: 4F 45 53 20 48 41 56 45 20 49 54 27 53 20 50 52 |OES HAVE IT'S PR| 000002A0: 4F 42 4C 45 4D 53 2E 20 41 50 41 52 54 20 46 52 |OBLEMS. APART FR| 000002B0: 4F 4D 10 54 48 45 20 4F 42 56 49 4F 55 53 20 4F |OM.THE OBVIOUS O| 000002C0: 4E 45 53 20 54 48 45 52 45 27 53 20 41 4C 53 4F |NES THERE'S ALSO| 000002D0: 20 54 48 45 20 0D 46 41 43 54 20 54 48 41 54 20 | THE .FACT THAT | 000002E0: 54 48 45 20 50 49 4D 50 20 57 41 4E 54 53 20 41 |THE PIMP WANTS A| 000002F0: 20 42 49 47 20 43 55 54 0D 4F 46 20 41 4E 59 54 | BIG CUT.OF ANYT| 00000300: 48 49 4E 47 20 59 4F 55 20 45 41 52 4E 2E 20 53 |HING YOU EARN. S| 00000310: 4F 20 41 43 54 55 41 4C 4C 59 2C 0D 50 52 4F 53 |O ACTUALLY,.PROS| 00000320: 54 49 54 55 54 49 4F 4E 20 49 53 20 41 20 53 48 |TITUTION IS A SH| 00000330: 49 54 20 57 41 59 20 4F 46 20 0D 47 45 54 54 49 |IT WAY OF .GETTI| 00000340: 4E 47 20 52 49 43 48 2E 0D 0D 20 20 20 20 20 20 |NG RICH... | 00000350: 20 20 53 20 50 20 4F 20 54 20 20 54 20 48 20 45 | S P O T T H E| 00000360: 20 20 42 20 41 20 4C 20 4C 0D 0D 54 48 49 53 20 | B A L L..THIS | 00000370: 49 53 20 44 45 46 49 4E 49 54 45 4C 59 20 54 48 |IS DEFINITELY TH| 00000380: 45 20 4D 4F 53 54 20 50 4F 49 4E 54 4C 45 53 53 |E MOST POINTLESS| 00000390: 0D 4D 4F 4E 45 59 2D 4D 41 4B 45 52 20 45 56 45 |.MONEY-MAKER EVE| 000003A0: 52 2C 20 41 4E 44 20 49 20 53 48 4F 55 4C 44 20 |R, AND I SHOULD | 000003B0: 4B 4E 4F 57 0D 41 53 20 4D 59 20 47 52 41 4E 44 |KNOW.AS MY GRAND| 000003C0: 41 44 20 44 4F 45 53 20 49 54 2E 20 54 48 45 20 |AD DOES IT. THE | 000003D0: 54 49 4D 45 53 20 49 27 56 45 10 53 45 45 4E 20 |TIMES I'VE.SEEN | 000003E0: 4D 59 20 47 52 41 4D 50 53 20 50 41 49 4E 53 54 |MY GRAMPS PAINST| 000003F0: 41 4B 49 4E 47 4C 59 20 50 55 54 0D 53 4D 41 4C |AKINGLY PUT.SMAL| 00000400: 4C 20 43 52 4F 53 53 45 53 20 4F 56 45 52 20 41 |L CROSSES OVER A| 00000410: 20 50 48 4F 54 4F 20 4F 46 20 41 0D 46 4F 4F 54 | PHOTO OF A.FOOT| 00000420: 42 41 4C 4C 45 52 2E 20 54 48 45 20 54 49 4D 45 |BALLER. THE TIME| 00000430: 53 20 49 27 56 45 20 53 45 45 4E 20 4D 59 0D 47 |S I'VE SEEN MY.G| 00000440: 52 41 4E 44 41 44 20 57 49 4E 20 42 4F 44 20 41 |RANDAD WIN BOD A| 00000450: 4C 4C 21 0D 41 42 4F 55 54 20 41 20 59 45 41 52 |LL!.ABOUT A YEAR| 00000460: 20 41 47 4F 2C 20 4D 59 20 47 52 41 4D 50 53 0D | AGO, MY GRAMPS.| 00000470: 53 48 4F 57 45 44 20 4D 45 20 48 49 53 20 45 4E |SHOWED ME HIS EN| 00000480: 54 52 59 20 46 4F 52 20 53 50 4F 54 20 54 48 45 |TRY FOR SPOT THE| 00000490: 0D 42 41 4C 4C 2E 20 48 45 20 54 48 45 4E 20 53 |.BALL. HE THEN S| 000004A0: 48 4F 57 45 44 20 4D 45 20 41 20 50 48 4F 54 4F |HOWED ME A PHOTO| 000004B0: 2C 0D 43 4F 4D 50 4C 45 54 45 20 57 49 54 48 20 |,.COMPLETE WITH | 000004C0: 54 48 45 20 42 41 4C 4C 2E 20 4D 59 20 47 52 41 |THE BALL. MY GRA| 000004D0: 4D 50 53 0D 43 52 4F 53 53 45 53 20 57 45 52 45 |MPS.CROSSES WERE| 000004E0: 20 53 4C 41 50 20 42 41 4E 47 20 49 4E 20 54 48 | SLAP BANG IN TH| 000004F0: 45 20 4D 49 44 44 4C 45 0D 4F 46 20 54 48 45 20 |E MIDDLE.OF THE | 00000500: 46 4F 4F 54 42 41 4C 4C 2E 20 44 49 44 20 48 45 |FOOTBALL. DID HE| 00000510: 20 57 49 4E 20 41 4E 59 54 48 49 4E 47 3F 0D 44 | WIN ANYTHING?.D| 00000520: 49 44 20 48 45 20 48 45 4C 4C 21 10 20 20 20 20 |ID HE HELL!. | 00000530: 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 42 20 49 | B I| 00000540: 20 4E 20 47 20 4F 0D 0D 41 4C 4C 20 54 48 45 20 | N G O..ALL THE | 00000550: 22 50 4F 50 55 4C 41 52 22 20 4E 41 54 49 4F 4E |"POPULAR" NATION| 00000560: 41 4C 20 50 41 50 45 52 53 0D 52 55 4E 20 42 49 |AL PAPERS.RUN BI| 00000570: 4E 47 4F 20 28 4F 52 20 53 55 50 45 52 20 57 49 |NGO (OR SUPER WI| 00000580: 4E 47 4F 2C 45 54 43 2E 29 2E 0D 45 56 45 52 59 |NGO,ETC.)..EVERY| 00000590: 20 4D 4F 52 4E 49 4E 47 2C 20 4D 49 4C 4C 49 4F | MORNING, MILLIO| 000005A0: 4E 53 20 4F 46 20 50 45 4F 50 4C 45 0D 44 49 56 |NS OF PEOPLE.DIV| 000005B0: 45 20 46 4F 52 20 54 48 45 49 52 20 50 41 50 45 |E FOR THEIR PAPE| 000005C0: 52 20 41 4E 44 20 42 45 47 49 4E 20 0D 43 52 4F |R AND BEGIN .CRO| 000005D0: 53 53 49 4E 47 20 4F 46 46 20 4E 55 4D 42 45 52 |SSING OFF NUMBER| 000005E0: 53 2E 20 44 4F 20 54 48 45 59 20 57 49 4E 3F 0D |S. DO THEY WIN?.| 000005F0: 44 4F 20 54 48 45 59 20 48 45 4C 4C 2E 20 4C 45 |DO THEY HELL. LE| 00000600: 54 27 53 20 46 41 43 45 20 49 54 2C 20 54 48 45 |T'S FACE IT, THE| 00000610: 0D 43 48 41 4E 43 45 53 20 4F 46 20 57 49 4E 4E |.CHANCES OF WINN| 00000620: 49 4E 47 20 54 48 45 20 42 49 4E 47 4F 20 49 4E |ING THE BINGO IN| 00000630: 20 41 0D 4E 41 54 49 4F 4E 41 4C 20 50 41 50 45 | A.NATIONAL PAPE| 00000640: 52 20 41 52 45 20 45 58 54 52 45 4D 45 4C 59 20 |R ARE EXTREMELY | 00000650: 53 4C 49 4D 2E 0D 10 20 20 20 59 20 4F 20 55 20 |SLIM... Y O U | 00000660: 27 20 56 20 45 20 20 42 20 45 20 45 20 4E 20 20 |' V E B E E N | 00000670: 46 20 52 20 41 20 4D 20 45 20 44 0D 0D 45 56 45 |F R A M E D..EVE| 00000680: 52 59 4F 4E 45 27 53 20 53 45 45 4E 20 54 48 49 |RYONE'S SEEN THI| 00000690: 53 20 46 55 4E 4E 59 2C 20 42 55 54 0D 54 41 43 |S FUNNY, BUT.TAC| 000006A0: 4B 59 2C 20 53 55 4E 44 41 59 20 4E 49 47 48 54 |KY, SUNDAY NIGHT| 000006B0: 20 53 48 4F 57 20 48 4F 53 54 45 44 0D 42 59 20 | SHOW HOSTED.BY | 000006C0: 4A 45 52 45 4D 59 20 42 45 41 44 4C 45 2E 20 49 |JEREMY BEADLE. I| 000006D0: 54 27 53 20 54 48 45 20 4F 4E 45 20 57 48 45 52 |T'S THE ONE WHER| 000006E0: 45 0D 54 48 45 20 42 52 49 54 49 53 48 20 50 55 |E.THE BRITISH PU| 000006F0: 42 4C 49 43 20 53 45 4E 44 20 49 4E 20 56 49 44 |BLIC SEND IN VID| 00000700: 45 4F 53 20 4F 46 0D 54 48 45 4D 53 45 4C 56 45 |EOS OF.THEMSELVE| 00000710: 53 2E 20 54 48 45 20 56 49 44 45 4F 53 20 55 53 |S. THE VIDEOS US| 00000720: 55 41 4C 4C 59 20 43 4F 4D 2D 0D 50 52 4F 4D 49 |UALLY COM-.PROMI| 00000730: 53 45 20 4F 46 20 50 45 4F 50 4C 45 20 47 45 54 |SE OF PEOPLE GET| 00000740: 54 49 4E 47 20 54 48 45 49 52 20 48 45 41 44 0D |TING THEIR HEAD.| 00000750: 53 54 55 43 4B 20 49 4E 20 41 20 47 55 49 4C 4C |STUCK IN A GUILL| 00000760: 4F 54 49 4E 45 2E 2E 2E 20 54 48 45 4E 20 4C 4F |OTINE... THEN LO| 00000770: 53 49 4E 47 20 49 54 2E 0D 4F 52 2C 20 50 45 4F |SING IT..OR, PEO| 00000780: 50 4C 45 20 47 45 54 54 49 4E 47 20 4B 49 4C 4C |PLE GETTING KILL| 00000790: 45 44 20 49 4E 20 53 45 56 45 52 41 4C 0D 43 41 |ED IN SEVERAL.CA| 000007A0: 52 20 43 52 41 53 48 45 53 2E 20 4C 45 54 27 53 |R CRASHES. LET'S| 000007B0: 20 54 48 4F 55 47 48 2C 20 46 4F 52 20 4F 4E 45 | THOUGH, FOR ONE| 000007C0: 20 10 4D 4F 4D 45 4E 54 2C 20 43 4F 4E 53 49 44 | .MOMENT, CONSID| 000007D0: 45 52 20 48 4F 57 20 4D 55 43 48 20 59 4F 55 20 |ER HOW MUCH YOU | 000007E0: 43 41 4E 20 0D 45 41 52 4E 20 42 59 20 53 45 4E |CAN .EARN BY SEN| 000007F0: 44 49 4E 47 20 49 4E 20 59 4F 55 52 20 56 49 44 |DING IN YOUR VID| 00000800: 45 4F 20 54 4F 20 59 4F 55 0D 27 56 45 20 42 45 |EO TO YOU.'VE BE| 00000810: 45 4E 20 46 52 41 4D 45 44 2E 20 49 46 20 59 4F |EN FRAMED. IF YO| 00000820: 55 52 20 56 49 44 45 4F 20 47 45 54 53 0D 49 4E |UR VIDEO GETS.IN| 00000830: 43 4C 55 44 45 44 20 49 4E 20 54 48 45 20 53 48 |CLUDED IN THE SH| 00000840: 4F 57 20 59 4F 55 20 49 4E 53 54 41 4E 54 4C 59 |OW YOU INSTANTLY| 00000850: 0D 45 41 52 4E 20 32 35 30 20 50 4F 55 4E 44 53 |.EARN 250 POUNDS| 00000860: 2E 20 49 46 20 59 4F 55 52 20 56 49 44 45 4F 20 |. IF YOUR VIDEO | 00000870: 49 53 0D 56 4F 54 45 44 20 54 48 45 20 42 45 53 |IS.VOTED THE BES| 00000880: 54 20 41 54 20 54 48 45 20 45 4E 44 20 4F 46 20 |T AT THE END OF | 00000890: 54 48 45 20 0D 53 48 4F 57 20 59 4F 55 20 45 41 |THE .SHOW YOU EA| 000008A0: 52 4E 20 31 30 30 30 20 50 4F 55 4E 44 2E 20 49 |RN 1000 POUND. I| 000008B0: 46 20 59 4F 55 52 0D 56 49 44 45 4F 20 49 53 20 |F YOUR.VIDEO IS | 000008C0: 56 4F 54 45 44 20 54 48 45 20 42 45 53 54 20 4F |VOTED THE BEST O| 000008D0: 46 20 54 48 45 20 53 45 52 49 45 53 0D 59 4F 55 |F THE SERIES.YOU| 000008E0: 20 45 41 52 4E 20 35 30 30 30 20 50 4F 55 4E 44 | EARN 5000 POUND| 000008F0: 2E 20 53 4F 2C 20 41 4C 4C 20 49 4E 20 41 4C 4C |. SO, ALL IN ALL| 00000900: 2C 20 0D 49 54 27 53 20 50 4F 53 53 49 42 4C 45 |, .IT'S POSSIBLE| 00000910: 20 54 4F 20 4E 45 54 20 36 32 35 30 20 50 4F 55 | TO NET 6250 POU| 00000920: 4E 44 53 2E 20 54 45 4D 2D 0D 50 54 49 4E 47 20 |NDS. TEM-.PTING | 00000930: 49 53 4E 27 54 20 49 54 3F 20 42 55 54 20 4F 46 |ISN'T IT? BUT OF| 00000940: 20 43 4F 55 52 53 45 2C 20 42 45 46 4F 52 45 10 | COURSE, BEFORE.| 00000950: 59 4F 55 20 41 52 45 20 41 42 4C 45 20 54 4F 20 |YOU ARE ABLE TO | 00000960: 45 41 52 4E 20 41 4C 4C 20 54 48 49 53 20 4D 4F |EARN ALL THIS MO| 00000970: 4E 45 59 2C 0D 59 4F 55 20 48 41 56 45 20 54 4F |NEY,.YOU HAVE TO| 00000980: 20 47 45 54 20 48 4F 4C 44 20 4F 46 20 41 20 46 | GET HOLD OF A F| 00000990: 55 4E 4E 59 0D 56 49 44 45 4F 2E 20 57 45 4C 4C |UNNY.VIDEO. WELL| 000009A0: 2C 20 48 45 52 45 27 53 20 53 4F 4D 45 20 48 45 |, HERE'S SOME HE| 000009B0: 4C 50 2E 0D 0D 31 35 20 45 41 53 59 20 53 54 45 |LP...15 EASY STE| 000009C0: 50 53 20 4D 41 4B 49 4E 47 20 41 20 46 55 4E 4E |PS MAKING A FUNN| 000009D0: 59 20 56 49 44 45 4F 3A 0D 0D 31 2E 0A 47 45 54 |Y VIDEO:..1..GET| 000009E0: 20 48 4F 4C 44 20 4F 46 20 41 20 42 4D 58 20 42 | HOLD OF A BMX B| 000009F0: 49 4B 45 0D 32 2E 0A 47 45 54 20 48 4F 4C 44 20 |IKE.2..GET HOLD | 00000A00: 4F 46 20 35 20 50 49 54 42 55 4C 4C 20 54 45 52 |OF 5 PITBULL TER| 00000A10: 52 49 45 52 53 20 41 4E 44 0D 20 20 35 20 52 4F |RIERS AND. 5 RO| 00000A20: 54 54 57 45 49 4C 45 52 53 2E 0D 33 2E 0A 4D 41 |TTWEILERS..3..MA| 00000A30: 4B 45 20 53 55 52 45 20 59 4F 55 27 56 45 20 47 |KE SURE YOU'VE G| 00000A40: 4F 54 20 41 20 47 41 52 44 45 4E 0D 20 20 53 48 |OT A GARDEN. SH| 00000A50: 45 44 20 48 41 4E 44 59 2E 10 34 2E 0A 50 4C 41 |ED HANDY..4..PLA| 00000A60: 43 45 20 54 48 45 20 35 20 52 4F 54 54 57 45 49 |CE THE 5 ROTTWEI| 00000A70: 4C 45 52 53 20 41 4E 44 20 35 20 50 49 54 2D 0D |LERS AND 5 PIT-.| 00000A80: 20 0A 42 55 4C 4C 20 54 45 52 52 49 45 52 53 20 | .BULL TERRIERS | 00000A90: 49 4E 54 4F 20 54 48 45 20 53 48 45 44 2E 0D 35 |INTO THE SHED..5| 00000AA0: 2E 0A 4D 41 4B 45 20 53 55 52 45 20 59 4F 55 27 |..MAKE SURE YOU'| 00000AB0: 56 45 20 47 4F 54 20 50 45 54 52 4F 4C 20 41 4E |VE GOT PETROL AN| 00000AC0: 44 0D 0A 41 20 4D 41 54 43 48 20 48 41 4E 44 59 |D..A MATCH HANDY| 00000AD0: 2E 0D 36 2E 0A 47 45 54 20 59 4F 55 52 20 44 41 |..6..GET YOUR DA| 00000AE0: 44 20 54 4F 20 43 4F 56 45 52 20 54 48 45 20 53 |D TO COVER THE S| 00000AF0: 48 45 44 0D 0A 57 49 54 48 20 50 45 54 52 4F 4C |HED..WITH PETROL| 00000B00: 2C 20 41 4E 44 20 46 49 4C 4D 20 54 48 45 20 48 |, AND FILM THE H| 00000B10: 41 50 50 45 4E 49 4E 47 0D 0A 56 45 52 59 20 43 |APPENING..VERY C| 00000B20: 4C 45 41 52 4C 59 2E 0D 37 2E 0A 52 49 44 45 20 |LEARLY..7..RIDE | 00000B30: 59 4F 55 52 20 42 4D 58 2C 20 4C 49 4B 45 20 41 |YOUR BMX, LIKE A| 00000B40: 20 4D 41 44 20 42 41 53 54 41 52 44 2C 0D 0A 54 | MAD BASTARD,..T| 00000B50: 4F 57 41 52 44 53 20 54 48 45 20 53 48 45 44 2E |OWARDS THE SHED.| 00000B60: 0D 38 2E 0A 48 49 54 20 54 48 45 20 53 48 45 44 |.8..HIT THE SHED| 00000B70: 20 57 49 54 48 20 41 42 4F 55 54 20 35 30 20 4D | WITH ABOUT 50 M| 00000B80: 50 48 2E 0D 39 2E 0A 53 4D 41 53 48 20 54 4F 20 |PH..9..SMASH TO | 00000B90: 54 48 45 20 53 48 45 44 20 57 49 4E 44 4F 57 10 |THE SHED WINDOW.| 00000BA0: 31 30 2E 0A 4C 41 4E 44 20 41 4D 49 44 53 54 20 |10..LAND AMIDST | 00000BB0: 54 48 45 20 52 4F 54 54 57 45 49 4C 45 52 53 20 |THE ROTTWEILERS | 00000BC0: 41 4E 44 0D 0A 0A 50 49 54 42 55 4C 4C 53 2E 0D |AND...PITBULLS..| 00000BD0: 31 31 2E 0A 42 45 47 49 4E 20 54 4F 20 42 45 20 |11..BEGIN TO BE | 00000BE0: 45 41 54 45 4E 20 42 59 20 54 48 45 20 44 4F 47 |EATEN BY THE DOG| 00000BF0: 53 2E 0D 31 32 2E 0A 47 45 54 20 59 4F 55 52 20 |S..12..GET YOUR | 00000C00: 44 41 44 20 54 4F 20 53 45 54 20 54 48 45 20 53 |DAD TO SET THE S| 00000C10: 48 45 44 20 4F 4E 0D 0A 0A 46 49 52 45 2E 0D 31 |HED ON...FIRE..1| 00000C20: 33 2E 0A 42 55 52 4E 20 54 4F 20 44 45 41 54 48 |3..BURN TO DEATH| 00000C30: 20 41 4E 44 20 47 45 54 20 53 41 56 41 47 45 44 | AND GET SAVAGED| 00000C40: 2E 0D 31 34 2E 0A 53 45 4E 44 20 54 48 45 20 56 |..14..SEND THE V| 00000C50: 49 44 45 4F 20 54 4F 20 4A 45 52 45 4D 59 20 42 |IDEO TO JEREMY B| 00000C60: 45 41 44 4C 45 2E 0D 31 35 2E 0A 45 41 52 4E 20 |EADLE..15..EARN | 00000C70: 59 4F 55 52 53 45 4C 46 20 41 20 54 49 44 59 20 |YOURSELF A TIDY | 00000C80: 53 55 4D 21 0D 0D 42 4F 4E 55 53 3A 20 53 50 45 |SUM!..BONUS: SPE| 00000C90: 4E 44 20 41 4C 4C 20 54 48 45 20 4D 4F 4E 45 59 |ND ALL THE MONEY| 00000CA0: 20 59 4F 55 27 56 45 0D 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 | YOU'VE. | 00000CB0: 20 4A 55 53 54 20 45 41 52 4E 45 44 20 4F 4E 20 | JUST EARNED ON | 00000CC0: 54 48 45 20 46 55 4E 45 52 41 4C 21 10 54 48 49 |THE FUNERAL!.THI| 00000CD0: 53 20 57 48 4F 4C 45 20 41 52 54 49 43 4C 45 20 |S WHOLE ARTICLE | 00000CE0: 57 41 53 20 54 41 4B 45 4E 20 46 52 4F 4D 0D 41 |WAS TAKEN FROM.A| 00000CF0: 4E 20 41 4D 49 47 41 20 4D 41 47 41 5A 49 4E 45 |N AMIGA MAGAZINE| 00000D00: 21 20 54 48 45 20 41 52 54 49 43 4C 45 20 57 41 |! THE ARTICLE WA| 00000D10: 53 0D 53 45 4E 44 20 49 4E 20 42 59 20 48 41 52 |S.SEND IN BY HAR| 00000D20: 44 43 4F 52 45 20 4F 46 20 43 59 41 4E 49 44 45 |DCORE OF CYANIDE| 00000D30: 21 0D 0D 54 48 45 20 41 52 54 49 43 4C 45 20 57 |!..THE ARTICLE W| 00000D40: 41 53 20 54 41 4B 45 4E 20 46 52 4F 4D 20 54 48 |AS TAKEN FROM TH| 00000D50: 45 0D 4D 41 47 41 5A 49 4E 45 20 27 47 52 41 50 |E.MAGAZINE 'GRAP| 00000D60: 45 56 49 4E 45 27 20 49 53 53 55 45 20 31 31 2E |EVINE' ISSUE 11.| 00000D70: 0D 0D 0D 0D 53 49 47 4E 45 44 2E 2E 2E 2E 2E 0D |....SIGNED......| 00000D80: 0A 0A 0A 45 41 52 54 48 53 48 41 4B 45 52 10 |...EARTHSHAKER. |
.`........@.HOW TO EARN YOURSELF LOTS OF
MONEY!.''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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'.AS EVERYONE KNOWS, THERE ARE LOADS .OF
WAYS TO GET RICH, BUT WHICH IS .THE BES
T?......WELL, IN THIS ARTICLE I'LL TELL
YOU .SOME OF THE BEST WAYS TO GET RICH.I
N A SHORT WHILE. IF DON'T THINK THIS.IS
INTERESTING THEN DON'T READ IT!..
P R O S T I T U T I O N..PEOPLE HAVE BEE
N KNOWN TO MAKE.THOUSANDS FROM THE SAID
OCCUPATION?.AND AFTER ALL, IT'S EASY, IS
N'T IT?.ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TRAVEL TO
.LONDON, FIND THE NEAREST PIMP, GET.ON H
IS BOOKS AND THEN WAIT ON .STREET CORNER
S FOR DIRTY OLD BAST-.ARDS TO COME ALONG
! PROSTITUTION.DOES HAVE IT'S PROBLEMS.
APART FROM.THE OBVIOUS ONES THERE'S ALSO
THE .FACT THAT THE PIMP WANTS A BIG CUT
.OF ANYTHING YOU EARN. SO ACTUALLY,.PROS
TITUTION IS A SHIT WAY OF .GETTING RICH.
.. S P O T T H E B A L L..THIS
IS DEFINITELY THE MOST POINTLESS.MONEY-M
AKER EVER, AND I SHOULD KNOW.AS MY GRAND
AD DOES IT. THE TIMES I'VE.SEEN MY GRAMP
S PAINSTAKINGLY PUT.SMALL CROSSES OVER A
PHOTO OF A.FOOTBALLER. THE TIMES I'VE S
EEN MY.GRANDAD WIN BOD ALL!.ABOUT A YEAR
AGO, MY GRAMPS.SHOWED ME HIS ENTRY FOR
SPOT THE.BALL. HE THEN SHOWED ME A PHOTO
,.COMPLETE WITH THE BALL. MY GRAMPS.CROS
SES WERE SLAP BANG IN THE MIDDLE.OF THE
FOOTBALL. DID HE WIN ANYTHING?.DID HE HE
LL!. B I N G O..ALL THE
"POPULAR" NATIONAL PAPERS.RUN BINGO (OR
SUPER WINGO,ETC.)..EVERY MORNING, MILLIO
NS OF PEOPLE.DIVE FOR THEIR PAPER AND BE
GIN .CROSSING OFF NUMBERS. DO THEY WIN?.
DO THEY HELL. LET'S FACE IT, THE.CHANCES
OF WINNING THE BINGO IN A.NATIONAL PAPE
R ARE EXTREMELY SLIM... Y O U ' V E B
E E N F R A M E D..EVERYONE'S SEEN THI
S FUNNY, BUT.TACKY, SUNDAY NIGHT SHOW HO
STED.BY JEREMY BEADLE. IT'S THE ONE WHER
E.THE BRITISH PUBLIC SEND IN VIDEOS OF.T
HEMSELVES. THE VIDEOS USUALLY COM-.PROMI
SE OF PEOPLE GETTING THEIR HEAD.STUCK IN
A GUILLOTINE... THEN LOSING IT..OR, PEO
PLE GETTING KILLED IN SEVERAL.CAR CRASHE
S. LET'S THOUGH, FOR ONE .MOMENT, CONSID
ER HOW MUCH YOU CAN .EARN BY SENDING IN
YOUR VIDEO TO YOU.'VE BEEN FRAMED. IF YO
UR VIDEO GETS.INCLUDED IN THE SHOW YOU I
NSTANTLY.EARN 250 POUNDS. IF YOUR VIDEO
IS.VOTED THE BEST AT THE END OF THE .SHO
W YOU EARN 1000 POUND. IF YOUR.VIDEO IS
VOTED THE BEST OF THE SERIES.YOU EARN 50
00 POUND. SO, ALL IN ALL, .IT'S POSSIBLE
TO NET 6250 POUNDS. TEM-.PTING ISN'T IT
? BUT OF COURSE, BEFORE.YOU ARE ABLE TO
EARN ALL THIS MONEY,.YOU HAVE TO GET HOL
D OF A FUNNY.VIDEO. WELL, HERE'S SOME HE
LP...15 EASY STEPS MAKING A FUNNY VIDEO:
..1..GET HOLD OF A BMX BIKE.2..GET HOLD
OF 5 PITBULL TERRIERS AND. 5 ROTTWEILER
S..3..MAKE SURE YOU'VE GOT A GARDEN. SH
ED HANDY..4..PLACE THE 5 ROTTWEILERS AND
5 PIT-. .BULL TERRIERS INTO THE SHED..5
..MAKE SURE YOU'VE GOT PETROL AND..A MAT
CH HANDY..6..GET YOUR DAD TO COVER THE S
HED..WITH PETROL, AND FILM THE HAPPENING
..VERY CLEARLY..7..RIDE YOUR BMX, LIKE A
MAD BASTARD,..TOWARDS THE SHED..8..HIT
THE SHED WITH ABOUT 50 MPH..9..SMASH TO
THE SHED WINDOW.10..LAND AMIDST THE ROTT
WEILERS AND...PITBULLS..11..BEGIN TO BE
EATEN BY THE DOGS..12..GET YOUR DAD TO S
ET THE SHED ON...FIRE..13..BURN TO DEATH
AND GET SAVAGED..14..SEND THE VIDEO TO
JEREMY BEADLE..15..EARN YOURSELF A TIDY
SUM!..BONUS: SPEND ALL THE MONEY YOU'VE.
JUST EARNED ON THE FUNERAL!.THI
S WHOLE ARTICLE WAS TAKEN FROM.AN AMIGA
MAGAZINE! THE ARTICLE WAS.SEND IN BY HAR
DCORE OF CYANIDE!..THE ARTICLE WAS TAKEN
FROM THE.MAGAZINE 'GRAPEVINE' ISSUE 11.
....SIGNED.........EARTHSHAKER.
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