CYANIDE ART TXT.
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I KNOW I HAVE| 000001C0: 21 20 4A 55 53 54 0D 0A 53 4E 45 41 4B 20 49 4E |! JUST..SNEAK IN| 000001D0: 54 4F 20 54 48 45 20 47 41 52 44 45 4E 20 4F 46 |TO THE GARDEN OF| 000001E0: 20 54 48 45 20 4F 57 4E 2D 0D 0A 45 52 53 20 4F | THE OWN-..ERS O| 000001F0: 46 20 54 48 45 20 56 49 43 49 4F 55 53 20 44 4F |F THE VICIOUS DO| 00000200: 47 20 41 54 20 41 42 4F 55 54 20 32 0D 0A 49 4E |G AT ABOUT 2..IN| 00000210: 20 54 48 45 20 4D 4F 52 4E 49 4E 47 2C 20 54 41 | THE MORNING, TA| 00000220: 4B 45 20 54 48 41 54 20 4E 49 43 45 0D 0A 4A 55 |KE THAT NICE..JU| 00000230: 49 43 59 20 53 54 45 41 4B 20 54 48 41 54 20 59 |ICY STEAK THAT Y| 00000240: 4F 55 20 54 4F 4F 4B 20 4F 55 54 20 4F 46 0D 0A |OU TOOK OUT OF..| 00000250: 54 48 45 20 46 52 49 44 47 45 20 41 4E 44 20 43 |THE FRIDGE AND C| 00000260: 4F 56 45 52 20 49 54 20 49 4E 20 43 59 41 4E 49 |OVER IT IN CYANI| 00000270: 44 45 0D 0A 41 4E 44 20 4C 45 41 56 45 20 54 48 |DE..AND LEAVE TH| 00000280: 45 20 53 54 45 41 4B 20 42 45 48 49 4E 44 20 41 |E STEAK BEHIND A| 00000290: 4E 59 0D 0A 41 56 41 49 4C 41 42 4C 45 20 42 55 |NY..AVAILABLE BU| 000002A0: 53 48 45 53 2E 10 0A 49 54 20 57 4F 55 4C 44 20 |SHES...IT WOULD | 000002B0: 41 4C 53 4F 20 48 45 4C 50 20 49 46 20 59 4F 55 |ALSO HELP IF YOU| 000002C0: 20 53 4F 41 4B 45 44 0D 0A 54 48 45 20 53 54 45 | SOAKED..THE STE| 000002D0: 41 4B 20 49 4E 20 41 4E 49 53 45 45 44 20 28 42 |AK IN ANISEED (B| 000002E0: 45 43 41 55 53 45 20 0D 0A 4D 55 54 54 53 20 4C |ECAUSE ..MUTTS L| 000002F0: 4F 56 45 20 49 54 21 29 2E 20 4E 4F 57 20 47 4F |OVE IT!). 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NO MO| 00000390: 52 45 0D 0A 57 4F 52 52 49 45 53 20 57 48 45 4E |RE..WORRIES WHEN| 000003A0: 20 50 55 54 54 49 4E 47 20 54 48 45 20 50 41 50 | PUTTING THE PAP| 000003B0: 45 52 0D 0A 54 48 52 4F 55 47 48 20 54 48 45 20 |ER..THROUGH THE | 000003C0: 4C 45 54 54 45 52 42 4F 58 21 20 45 4E 44 20 4F |LETTERBOX! END O| 000003D0: 46 0D 0A 50 52 4F 42 4C 45 4D 21 0D 10 32 2E 0A |F..PROBLEM!..2..| 000003E0: 41 52 45 20 59 4F 55 20 4F 4E 45 20 4F 46 20 54 |ARE YOU ONE OF T| 000003F0: 59 50 45 20 4F 46 20 47 55 59 53 20 57 48 4F 0D |YPE OF GUYS WHO.| 00000400: 0A 4A 55 53 54 20 4D 49 4E 44 53 20 48 49 53 20 |.JUST MINDS HIS | 00000410: 4F 57 4E 20 42 55 53 49 4E 45 53 53 3F 20 54 48 |OWN BUSINESS? TH| 00000420: 45 4E 0D 0A 53 4F 4D 45 20 53 48 49 54 2D 4C 49 |EN..SOME SHIT-LI| 00000430: 43 4B 49 4E 47 2C 20 4C 4F 57 4C 49 46 45 2C 20 |CKING, LOWLIFE, | 00000440: 45 56 49 4C 2C 4E 4F 42 2D 0D 0A 48 45 41 44 45 |EVIL,NOB-..HEADE| 00000450: 44 20 57 41 4E 4B 45 52 20 43 4F 4D 45 53 20 41 |D WANKER COMES A| 00000460: 4C 4F 4E 47 20 41 4E 44 0D 0A 53 54 41 52 54 53 |LONG AND..STARTS| 00000470: 20 53 4C 41 47 47 49 4E 47 20 59 4F 55 20 4F 46 | SLAGGING YOU OF| 00000480: 46 20 42 45 48 49 4E 44 0D 0A 59 4F 55 52 20 42 |F BEHIND..YOUR B| 00000490: 41 43 4B 20 46 4F 52 20 4E 4F 20 41 50 50 41 52 |ACK FOR NO APPAR| 000004A0: 45 4E 54 20 52 45 41 53 2D 0D 0A 4F 4E 3F 20 4E |ENT REAS-..ON? N| 000004B0: 4F 3F 20 57 45 4C 4C 20 49 54 20 48 41 50 50 45 |O? WELL IT HAPPE| 000004C0: 4E 45 44 20 54 4F 20 4D 45 20 41 0D 0A 43 4F 55 |NED TO ME A..COU| 000004D0: 50 4C 45 20 4F 46 20 57 45 45 4B 53 20 41 47 4F |PLE OF WEEKS AGO| 000004E0: 21 20 54 48 45 20 47 55 59 53 20 49 4E 2D 0D 0A |! 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LET'S JUST SU| 000005B0: 50 50 4F 53 45 0D 0A 54 48 41 54 20 49 20 57 45 |PPOSE..THAT I WE| 000005C0: 4E 54 20 54 4F 20 4D 52 2E 58 27 53 20 48 4F 55 |NT TO MR.X'S HOU| 000005D0: 53 45 2E 20 4D 52 2E 58 0D 0A 49 53 20 53 41 54 |SE. MR.X..IS SAT| 000005E0: 20 44 4F 57 4E 20 41 4E 44 20 54 48 45 20 43 4F | DOWN AND THE CO| 000005F0: 43 4B 4C 45 53 53 2D 0D 0A 57 4F 4E 44 45 52 20 |CKLESS-..WONDER | 00000600: 28 4D 52 2E 59 29 20 49 53 20 53 41 54 20 44 4F |(MR.Y) IS SAT DO| 00000610: 57 4E 20 54 4F 4F 2E 20 54 48 45 0D 0A 4E 4F 54 |WN TOO. THE..NOT| 00000620: 4F 52 49 4F 55 53 20 4E 4F 42 2D 53 41 43 4B 20 |ORIOUS NOB-SACK | 00000630: 49 53 20 44 52 49 4E 4B 49 4E 47 20 41 0D 0A 43 |IS DRINKING A..C| 00000640: 55 50 20 4F 46 20 43 4F 46 46 45 45 2E 20 57 48 |UP OF COFFEE. WH| 00000650: 49 4C 45 20 48 45 20 49 53 4E 27 54 20 4C 4F 4F |ILE HE ISN'T LOO| 00000660: 4B 2D 0D 0A 49 4E 47 2C 20 49 20 45 4D 50 54 59 |K-..ING, I EMPTY| 00000670: 20 41 20 46 45 57 20 44 52 4F 50 53 20 4F 46 20 | A FEW DROPS OF | 00000680: 43 59 41 4E 49 44 45 0D 0A 28 42 45 46 4F 52 45 |CYANIDE..(BEFORE| 00000690: 20 53 50 49 54 54 49 4E 47 21 29 20 49 4E 54 4F | SPITTING!) INTO| 000006A0: 20 48 49 53 20 43 55 50 2E 20 41 20 0D 0A 46 45 | HIS CUP. A ..FE| 000006B0: 57 20 4D 4F 4D 45 4E 54 53 20 4C 41 54 45 52 20 |W MOMENTS LATER | 000006C0: 54 48 45 20 54 45 4E 41 43 49 4F 55 53 2D 10 0A |THE TENACIOUS-..| 000006D0: 54 57 41 54 20 54 41 4B 45 53 20 54 48 45 20 4C |TWAT TAKES THE L| 000006E0: 41 53 54 20 45 56 45 52 20 44 52 49 4E 4B 20 4F |AST EVER DRINK O| 000006F0: 46 0D 0A 4E 45 53 43 41 46 45 20 54 48 41 54 20 |F..NESCAFE THAT | 00000700: 48 45 27 4C 4C 20 45 56 45 52 20 54 41 4B 45 21 |HE'LL EVER TAKE!| 00000710: 53 43 52 45 57 0D 0A 54 48 45 20 43 52 41 50 50 |SCREW..THE CRAPP| 00000720: 59 20 47 4F 4C 44 20 42 4C 45 4E 44 20 41 44 53 |Y GOLD BLEND ADS| 00000730: 20 4F 4E 20 54 56 21 0D 0A 54 48 49 53 20 49 53 | ON TV!..THIS IS| 00000740: 20 54 48 45 20 57 41 59 20 49 54 20 53 48 4F 55 | THE WAY IT SHOU| 00000750: 4C 44 20 42 45 20 44 4F 4E 45 2E 0D 0A 41 4E 59 |LD BE DONE...ANY| 00000760: 57 41 59 2C 20 27 46 55 43 4B 20 46 45 41 54 55 |WAY, 'FUCK FEATU| 00000770: 52 45 53 27 2C 20 49 46 20 59 4F 55 20 41 52 45 |RES', IF YOU ARE| 00000780: 0D 0A 52 45 41 44 49 4E 47 20 54 48 49 53 20 49 |..READING THIS I| 00000790: 27 56 45 20 47 4F 54 20 41 20 4C 49 54 54 4C 45 |'VE GOT A LITTLE| 000007A0: 20 4D 45 53 53 2D 0D 0A 41 47 45 20 46 4F 52 20 | MESS-..AGE FOR | 000007B0: 59 4F 55 3A 20 20 20 22 43 48 4F 4B 45 20 4F 4E |YOU: "CHOKE ON| 000007C0: 20 59 4F 55 52 0D 0A 46 41 54 48 45 52 27 53 20 | YOUR..FATHER'S | 000007D0: 43 4F 43 4B 20 59 4F 55 20 53 48 49 54 2D 54 48 |COCK YOU SHIT-TH| 000007E0: 49 43 4B 2C 0D 0A 49 4D 4D 41 54 55 52 45 20 4D |ICK,..IMMATURE M| 000007F0: 4F 54 48 45 52 46 55 43 4B 45 52 21 22 0D 0D 33 |OTHERFUCKER!"..3| 00000800: 2E 0A 4C 45 54 27 53 20 53 55 50 50 4F 53 45 20 |..LET'S SUPPOSE | 00000810: 54 48 41 54 20 59 4F 55 27 56 45 20 47 4F 54 20 |THAT YOU'VE GOT | 00000820: 41 20 10 0A 54 45 41 43 48 45 52 20 41 54 20 53 |A ..TEACHER AT S| 00000830: 43 48 4F 4F 4C 20 57 48 4F 20 52 45 41 4C 4C 59 |CHOOL WHO REALLY| 00000840: 20 44 4F 45 53 0D 0A 4E 4F 54 20 4C 49 4B 45 20 | DOES..NOT LIKE | 00000850: 59 4F 55 20 41 4E 44 20 47 49 56 45 53 20 59 4F |YOU AND GIVES YO| 00000860: 55 20 52 45 41 4C 4C 59 0D 0A 42 41 44 20 4D 41 |U REALLY..BAD MA| 00000870: 52 4B 53 2E 20 53 4C 49 50 20 49 4E 54 4F 20 54 |RKS. SLIP INTO T| 00000880: 48 45 20 53 54 41 46 46 0A 52 4F 4F 4D 0D 0A 41 |HE STAFF.ROOM..A| 00000890: 54 20 42 52 45 41 4B 20 54 49 4D 45 2C 20 44 45 |T BREAK TIME, DE| 000008A0: 43 41 4E 54 45 52 20 28 41 20 42 49 47 0D 0A 57 |CANTER (A BIG..W| 000008B0: 4F 52 44 21 29 20 41 20 46 45 57 20 44 52 4F 50 |ORD!) A FEW DROP| 000008C0: 53 20 4F 46 20 43 59 41 4E 49 44 45 20 49 4E 54 |S OF CYANIDE INT| 000008D0: 4F 0D 0A 54 48 45 20 53 41 49 44 20 54 45 41 43 |O..THE SAID TEAC| 000008E0: 48 45 52 27 53 20 46 41 56 4F 55 52 49 54 45 20 |HER'S FAVOURITE | 000008F0: 4D 55 47 0D 0A 41 4E 44 20 56 4F 49 4C 41 21 20 |MUG..AND VOILA! | 00000900: 45 4E 44 20 4F 46 20 50 52 4F 42 4C 45 4D 21 0D |END OF PROBLEM!.| 00000910: 0D 34 2E 0A 45 52 2E 2E 2E 2E 57 45 4C 4C 20 49 |.4..ER....WELL I| 00000920: 20 43 41 4E 27 54 20 54 48 49 4E 4B 20 4F 46 20 | CAN'T THINK OF | 00000930: 41 4E 59 20 4D 4F 52 45 0D 0A 45 58 41 4D 50 4C |ANY MORE..EXAMPL| 00000940: 45 53 20 54 4F 20 47 49 56 45 20 59 4F 55 20 41 |ES TO GIVE YOU A| 00000950: 4C 4C 21 21 20 53 4F 2C 20 49 20 45 58 2D 0D 0A |LL!! SO, I EX-..| 00000960: 41 47 47 45 52 41 54 45 44 2E 20 54 48 45 52 45 |AGGERATED. THERE| 00000970: 27 53 20 4F 4E 4C 59 20 33 20 45 58 41 4D 50 4C |'S ONLY 3 EXAMPL| 00000980: 45 53 10 0A 4F 46 20 57 48 41 54 20 54 4F 20 55 |ES..OF WHAT TO U| 00000990: 53 45 20 43 59 41 4E 49 44 45 20 46 4F 52 2E 20 |SE CYANIDE FOR. | 000009A0: 41 4E 59 2D 0D 0A 57 41 59 2C 20 59 4F 55 20 43 |ANY-..WAY, YOU C| 000009B0: 41 4E 20 4D 4F 44 49 46 59 20 54 48 45 20 41 42 |AN MODIFY THE AB| 000009C0: 4F 56 45 20 45 58 2D 0D 0A 41 4D 50 4C 45 53 20 |OVE EX-..AMPLES | 000009D0: 54 4F 20 59 4F 55 52 20 4F 57 4E 20 49 4E 44 49 |TO YOUR OWN INDI| 000009E0: 56 49 44 55 41 4C 20 0D 0A 4E 45 45 44 53 20 2D |VIDUAL ..NEEDS -| 000009F0: 20 53 4F 20 44 4F 4E 27 54 20 43 4F 4D 50 4C 41 | SO DON'T COMPLA| 00000A00: 49 4E 21 0D 0D 42 45 46 4F 52 45 20 49 20 47 4F |IN!..BEFORE I GO| 00000A10: 20 49 20 4D 55 53 54 20 50 4F 49 4E 54 20 4F 55 | I MUST POINT OU| 00000A20: 54 20 54 48 41 54 20 41 4C 4C 0D 59 4F 55 20 4C |T THAT ALL.YOU L| 00000A30: 49 54 54 4C 45 20 43 48 49 4C 44 52 45 4E 20 4F |ITTLE CHILDREN O| 00000A40: 55 54 20 54 48 45 52 45 20 53 48 4F 55 4C 44 0D |UT THERE SHOULD.| 00000A50: 4E 4F 54 20 41 54 54 45 4D 50 54 20 54 4F 20 4D |NOT ATTEMPT TO M| 00000A60: 55 52 44 45 52 20 41 4E 59 20 52 4F 54 54 57 45 |URDER ANY ROTTWE| 00000A70: 49 4C 0D 45 52 53 2C 20 54 45 41 43 48 45 52 53 |IL.ERS, TEACHERS| 00000A80: 20 4F 52 20 43 4F 43 4B 59 20 43 55 4E 54 53 20 | OR COCKY CUNTS | 00000A90: 47 4F 49 4E 47 0D 42 59 20 54 48 45 20 4E 41 4D |GOING.BY THE NAM| 00000AA0: 45 20 4F 46 20 4D 41 52 4B 20 28 4E 4F 20 4F 46 |E OF MARK (NO OF| 00000AB0: 46 45 4E 43 45 20 54 4F 0D 10 41 4E 59 4F 4E 45 |FENCE TO..ANYONE| 00000AC0: 20 43 41 4C 4C 45 44 20 4D 41 52 4B 2E 20 54 48 | CALLED MARK. TH| 00000AD0: 45 52 45 27 53 20 4E 4F 54 48 49 4E 47 20 0D 57 |ERE'S NOTHING .W| 00000AE0: 52 4F 4E 47 20 57 49 54 48 20 54 48 45 20 4E 41 |RONG WITH THE NA| 00000AF0: 4D 45 20 2D 20 49 54 27 53 20 4A 55 53 54 20 54 |ME - IT'S JUST T| 00000B00: 48 45 0D 46 55 43 4B 49 4E 47 20 4C 4F 53 45 52 |HE.FUCKING LOSER| 00000B10: 20 57 48 4F 20 49 20 48 41 56 45 20 54 48 45 20 | WHO I HAVE THE | 00000B20: 4D 49 53 46 4F 52 2D 0D 54 55 4E 45 20 4F 46 20 |MISFOR-.TUNE OF | 00000B30: 4B 4E 4F 57 49 4E 47 2C 20 49 53 20 43 41 4C 4C |KNOWING, IS CALL| 00000B40: 45 44 20 4D 41 52 4B 2E 20 0D 4F 4B 41 59 3F 29 |ED MARK. .OKAY?)| 00000B50: 20 57 49 54 48 4F 55 54 20 47 45 54 54 49 4E 47 | WITHOUT GETTING| 00000B60: 20 41 4E 20 41 44 55 4C 54 20 54 4F 0D 48 45 4C | AN ADULT TO.HEL| 00000B70: 50 20 59 4F 55 21 20 28 49 46 20 41 44 55 4C 54 |P YOU! (IF ADULT| 00000B80: 53 20 41 52 45 20 4E 45 45 44 45 44 2C 20 54 48 |S ARE NEEDED, TH| 00000B90: 45 4E 0D 54 48 41 54 20 50 55 54 53 20 27 53 4B |EN.THAT PUTS 'SK| 00000BA0: 49 44 27 20 4D 41 52 4B 20 28 48 41 48 41 48 41 |ID' MARK (HAHAHA| 00000BB0: 29 20 4F 55 54 0D 4F 46 20 54 48 45 20 50 52 4F |) OUT.OF THE PRO| 00000BC0: 43 45 45 44 49 4E 47 53 21 29 0D 0D 53 49 47 4E |CEEDINGS!)..SIGN| 00000BD0: 45 44 2E 2E 2E 2E 2E 2E 0D 0A 0A 0A 45 41 52 54 |ED..........EART| 00000BE0: 48 53 48 41 4B 45 52 10 |HSHAKER. |
.`......0@B...]] C Y A N I D E [[..10 US EFUL THINGS THAT YOU CAN DO..WITH THE WO NDERFUL (?) POISON!..CYANIDE, IS A VERY USEFUL (?!) TYPE OF.POISON. SO,ALL YOU H AVE TO DO IS MAKE.SURE THAT YOU'VE GOT A FEW DROPS OF.THE SAID POISON - AND WE'R E AWAY! .NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT THE SAID ST UFF.AT HAND, HERE'S WHAT YOU CAN DO:- .1 ..HAVE YOU EVER DONE YOUR PAPER ..ROUND WHERE THERE'S A REALLY HARD..ROTTWEILER WAITING TO TAKE YOUR..FINGERS OFF? I KNO W I HAVE! JUST..SNEAK INTO THE GARDEN OF THE OWN-..ERS OF THE VICIOUS DOG AT ABO UT 2..IN THE MORNING, TAKE THAT NICE..JU ICY STEAK THAT YOU TOOK OUT OF..THE FRID GE AND COVER IT IN CYANIDE..AND LEAVE TH E STEAK BEHIND ANY..AVAILABLE BUSHES...I T WOULD ALSO HELP IF YOU SOAKED..THE STE AK IN ANISEED (BECAUSE ..MUTTS LOVE IT!) . NOW GO HOME AND..GET SOME SLEEP. WHEN THE OWNERS ..LET THE MUTT OUT IN THE MOR NING,..THE MUTT WILL EAT THE STEAK AND.. WILL DIE FROM THE CYANIDE! NO MORE..WORR IES WHEN PUTTING THE PAPER..THROUGH THE LETTERBOX! END OF..PROBLEM!..2..ARE YOU ONE OF TYPE OF GUYS WHO..JUST MINDS HIS OWN BUSINESS? THEN..SOME SHIT-LICKING, L OWLIFE, EVIL,NOB-..HEADED WANKER COMES A LONG AND..STARTS SLAGGING YOU OFF BEHIND ..YOUR BACK FOR NO APPARENT REAS-..ON? N O? WELL IT HAPPENED TO ME A..COUPLE OF W EEKS AGO! THE GUYS IN-..VOLVED (I WILL C ALL THEM MR.X AND..MR.Y) WILL KNOW EXACT LY WHO I'M ..TALKING ABOUT AND ANYONE WH O ..KNOWS ME WILL KNOW THAT I'M THE..TYP E OF PERSON WHO BEARS VERY ..DEEP GRUDGE S. LET'S JUST SUPPOSE..THAT I WENT TO MR .X'S HOUSE. MR.X..IS SAT DOWN AND THE CO CKLESS-..WONDER (MR.Y) IS SAT DOWN TOO. THE..NOTORIOUS NOB-SACK IS DRINKING A..C UP OF COFFEE. WHILE HE ISN'T LOOK-..ING, I EMPTY A FEW DROPS OF CYANIDE..(BEFORE SPITTING!) INTO HIS CUP. A ..FEW MOMENT S LATER THE TENACIOUS-..TWAT TAKES THE L AST EVER DRINK OF..NESCAFE THAT HE'LL EV ER TAKE!SCREW..THE CRAPPY GOLD BLEND ADS ON TV!..THIS IS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE DO NE...ANYWAY, 'FUCK FEATURES', IF YOU ARE ..READING THIS I'VE GOT A LITTLE MESS-.. AGE FOR YOU: "CHOKE ON YOUR..FATHER'S COCK YOU SHIT-THICK,..IMMATURE MOTHERFUC KER!"..3..LET'S SUPPOSE THAT YOU'VE GOT A ..TEACHER AT SCHOOL WHO REALLY DOES..N OT LIKE YOU AND GIVES YOU REALLY..BAD MA RKS. SLIP INTO THE STAFF.ROOM..AT BREAK TIME, DECANTER (A BIG..WORD!) A FEW DROP S OF CYANIDE INTO..THE SAID TEACHER'S FA VOURITE MUG..AND VOILA! END OF PROBLEM!. .4..ER....WELL I CAN'T THINK OF ANY MORE ..EXAMPLES TO GIVE YOU ALL!! SO, I EX-.. AGGERATED. THERE'S ONLY 3 EXAMPLES..OF W HAT TO USE CYANIDE FOR. ANY-..WAY, YOU C AN MODIFY THE ABOVE EX-..AMPLES TO YOUR OWN INDIVIDUAL ..NEEDS - SO DON'T COMPLA IN!..BEFORE I GO I MUST POINT OUT THAT A LL.YOU LITTLE CHILDREN OUT THERE SHOULD. NOT ATTEMPT TO MURDER ANY ROTTWEIL.ERS, TEACHERS OR COCKY CUNTS GOING.BY THE NAM E OF MARK (NO OFFENCE TO..ANYONE CALLED MARK. THERE'S NOTHING .WRONG WITH THE NA ME - IT'S JUST THE.FUCKING LOSER WHO I H AVE THE MISFOR-.TUNE OF KNOWING, IS CALL ED MARK. .OKAY?) WITHOUT GETTING AN ADUL T TO.HELP YOU! (IF ADULTS ARE NEEDED, TH EN.THAT PUTS 'SKID' MARK (HAHAHA) OUT.OF THE PROCEEDINGS!)..SIGNED..........EART HSHAKER.
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