12 HOROSCOPE
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FILENAME(S): 12 HOROSCOPE
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TE YOU ".)...WA$."ARE SPENDING MONEY IT
LOOKS AS IF YOU COULD USE AN EVERLASTING
SCOURCE".R...WB$." OF IT.DON'T TRY PRIN
TING IT UNLESS YOU ARE AN EXPERT PRINTER
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HAS REACHED SUCH A LOW MARK THAT YOU SH
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ING U".....WB$."P A PART-TIME JOB? THE
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SEXERS".%.....U.B.W$."YOUR FINANCIAL POS
ITION HAS REACHED SUCH A LOW EBB THAT TH
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DRAFT ON YOUR OVERDRAFT.THE SIMPLEST WAY
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NOW HOW FANTASTIC YOU ARE ".....XA$."IN
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BRING MANY TIDINGS OF JOY TO YOU-IF YOU
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YB$."T HESITATE! GO TO IT WITH ALL YOUR
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RESENT TO MAKE THEM FEEL WANTED.BE CAREF
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ER-WARE AND LEATHER ARE DEFINATELY OUT".
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PS JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN ACCUSED OF B
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US TR"...X.YB$."APEZE ARTIST.TRY TA-KING
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".....YA$."AND LIMIT YOUR THINKING TO FO
UR HOURS A DAY,THAT WAY IT WILL BE SOME
T".....YB$."IME BEFORE YOU GO B-LIND,SO
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ROWS THAT KEEP ON MISSING YOU-CUPID HAS
SOME".....YA$."THING SPE-CIAL IN LINE FO
R YOU.YOUR DAYS AS A SINGLE PERSON ARE N
UMBER".....YB$."ED,ONE OF THESE DAYSTHE
ARROW WILL HIT YOU".......9...Z$."THE ST
ARS HAVE RULED THAT TO-DAY IS GOING TO B
E THE BEST DAY OF YOUR L".....ZA$."IFE A
S FA-R AS HEALTH IS CONCERNED,EVERYTHING
THAT YOU EAT OR DRINK WI".O...ZB$."LL F
IRE YOUR BODILY NEEDS DOING AWAY WITH CO
NSTIPATION ETC".U.....% F.Z$."WHEN WAS T
HE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR DING-A LING? I
T'S ABOUT TIME YOU D".U G.ZA$."ID SOMETH
-ING ABOUT THAT SPARE TYRE YOU'RE CARRYI
NG AROUND WITH YOU,I".. H.ZB$."T'S NO GO
OD UNLESS YOU HAVE A CAR YOU CAN PUT IT
ON".. I....!P.Z$."ALTHOUGH THE STARS LOO
K DOWN ON YOU TO-DAY IS'NT IT ABOUT TIME
YOU DON".Z!Q.ZA$."E SOMETHI-NG ABOUT TH
OSE HAIRY ARMPITS OF YOURS?.IT IS'NT PLE
ASENT GOI"..!R.ZB$."NG OUT WITH SOMEONE
WHO SPROUTS A MINI BEARD UNDER THEIR ARM
S"..!S....!Z.Z$."YOU SHOULD EAT A LOT LE
SS THAN YOU ARE AT THE MOMENT,ALL THAT F
ATTY FO".I"..ZA$."OD PLAYS HELL WITH TH
E TICKER,SO CONCENTRATE ON HEALTH FOODS
LIKE LET".."..ZB$."TUCE ETC AND IF YOU-R
E LUCKY YOU MAY LIVE TO BE 100".."....."
..Z$."YOU REALLY MUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT
THOSE SWEATY FEET OF YOURS.THE PEOP"..#
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