Multiple names: (BBS-A), BULB JOKES4
FILE INFORMATION
FILENAME(S):
• (BBS-A)<br>• BULB JOKES4
FILE TYPE(S): SEQ
FILE SIZE: 3.8K
FIRST SEEN: 2025-12-01 01:08:37
APPEARS ON: 2 disk(s)
FILE HASH
8795f43c58f9cedfea2a3ac54aaf241ab0a01f1db0891f344fb6a679264d2010
FOUND ON DISKS (2 DISKS)
| DISK TITLE | FILENAME | FILE TYPE | COLLECTION | TRACK | SECTOR | ACTIONS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| AYA OF ACME 1988 | (BBS-A) | SEQ | hedning, loot | 21 | 4 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
| TERM PRG FILER | BULB JOKES4 | SEQ | hedning, loot | 12 | 0 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
FILE CONTENT & ANALYSIS
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C| 00000C90: 4F 4D 45 44 49 41 4E 53 20 44 4F 45 53 20 49 54 |OMEDIANS DOES IT| 00000CA0: 20 54 41 4B 45 0D 54 4F 20 53 43 52 45 57 20 49 | TAKE.TO SCREW I| 00000CB0: 4E 20 41 20 4C 49 47 48 54 20 42 55 4C 42 3F 0D |N A LIGHT BULB?.| 00000CC0: C1 3A 20 D4 57 4F 2C 20 4F 4E 45 20 54 4F 20 53 |.: .WO, ONE TO S| 00000CD0: 43 52 45 57 20 49 54 20 49 4E 2C 20 41 4E 44 20 |CREW IT IN, AND | 00000CE0: 41 4E 4F 54 48 45 52 0D 54 4F 20 53 41 59 20 22 |ANOTHER.TO SAY "| 00000CF0: D3 4F 43 4B 20 49 54 20 54 4F 20 CD 45 2E 22 0D |.OCK IT TO .E.".| 00000D00: 20 0D D1 3A 20 C8 4F 57 20 4D 41 4E 59 20 53 55 | ..: .OW MANY SU| 00000D10: 52 56 49 56 4F 52 53 20 4F 46 20 41 20 4E 55 43 |RVIVORS OF A NUC| 00000D20: 4C 45 41 52 20 57 41 52 0D 44 4F 45 53 20 49 54 |LEAR WAR.DOES IT| 00000D30: 20 54 41 4B 45 20 54 4F 20 53 43 52 45 57 20 49 | TAKE TO SCREW I| 00000D40: 4E 20 41 20 4C 49 47 48 54 20 42 55 4C 42 3F 0D |N A LIGHT BULB?.| 00000D50: C1 3A 20 CE 4F 4E 45 2C 20 42 45 43 41 55 53 45 |.: .ONE, BECAUSE| 00000D60: 20 50 45 4F 50 4C 45 20 57 48 4F 20 47 4C 4F 57 | PEOPLE WHO GLOW| 00000D70: 20 49 4E 20 54 48 45 0D 44 41 52 4B 20 44 4F 4E | IN THE.DARK DON| 00000D80: 27 54 20 4E 45 45 44 20 4C 49 47 48 54 20 42 55 |'T NEED LIGHT BU| 00000D90: 4C 42 53 2E 0D 20 0D D1 3A 20 C8 4F 57 20 4D 41 |LBS.. ..: .OW MA| 00000DA0: 4E 59 20 D3 50 41 52 54 53 20 44 4F 45 53 20 49 |NY .PARTS DOES I| 00000DB0: 54 20 54 41 4B 45 20 54 4F 0D 43 48 41 4E 47 45 |T TAKE TO.CHANGE| 00000DC0: 20 41 20 4C 49 47 48 54 42 55 4C 42 3F 0D C1 3A | A LIGHTBULB?..:| 00000DD0: 20 D9 4F 55 20 43 41 4E 27 54 20 C3 C8 C1 CE C7 | .OU CAN'T .....| 00000DE0: C5 20 41 20 4C 49 47 48 54 20 42 55 4C 42 21 0D |. 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AS U C I HAVEN'T DONE ANY PIC.. IT'S SO FUCKING BORING... BUT HERE'S SOMETHING FUNNIER..... .Q: HOW MANY PEOPLE FROM NE W JERSEY.DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.A: THREE. ONE TO CHANGE THE LIGHT .BULB,ONE TO BE A WITNESS, AND THE.THIRD TO SHOOT THE WITNESS.. .Q: HOW MANY NET .JOKERS DOES IT TAKE TO.TELL YET-ANOTHER LBJ?.A: 1,622. ONE TO TELL THE ORGINAL JOKE,AND THE REST TO GIVE SOME.MINOR VA RIATION OF IT!.. .Q: HOW MANY SORORITY M EMBERS DOES IT.TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BU LB?.A: 51. ONE TO CHANGE THE BULB, AND. FIFTY TO SING ABOUT THE BULB.BEING CHANG ED.. .Q: HOW MANY BUREAUCRATS DOES IT T AKE.TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: TWO. ONE TO ASSURE THE EVERYTHING.POSSIBLE IS BEING DONE WHILE THE OTHER.SCREWS THE B ULB INTO THE WATER FAUCET.. .Q: HOW MAN Y VULCANS DOES IT TAKE TO.CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.A:"APPROXIMATELY 1.00000000000000 00000". .Q: HOW MANY BOARD MEETINGS DOES IT TAKE.TO GET A LIGHT BULB CHANGED?.A: THIS TOPIC WAS RESUMED FROM LAST.WEEK'S DISCUSSION, BUT IS INCOMPLETE.PENDING R ESOLUTION OF SOME ACTION ITEMS.IT WILL B E CONTINUED NEXT WEEK..MEANWHILE.... .Q: HOW MANY EFFICIENCY EXPERTS DOES IT.TAK E TO REPLACE A LIGHT BULB?.A: NONE. EFF ICIENCY EXPERTS REPLACE.ONLY DARK BULBS. . .Q: HOW MANY COMMUNISTS DOES IT TAKE T O.SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: TWO, ONE TO SCREW IT IN, AND A.SECOND TO HAND OUR LE AFLETS.. .Q: HOW MANY JEWS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW.IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: THREE, ONE TO CALL THE CLEANING.LADY AND THE OTHER TWO TO FEEL GUILTY.ABOUT HAVING TO CALL THE CLEANING LADY?. .Q: HOW MANY UNION E LECTRICIANS DOES IT.TAKE TO SCREW IN A L IGHTBULB?.A: SEVENTEEN. ONE TO GIVE THE BULB TO.THE SCREW-INNER. ONE TO SCREW IN THE.BULB. ONE TO HOLD HIM ON THE STEPLA DDER.FOUR TO HOLD THE STEPLADDER STEADY. .ONE TO FLICK THE SWITCH TO TEST THE.BUL B.ONE TO MAKE SURE THAT THE OTHER.BULBS IN THE ROOM WILL NEED FIXING. ONE.TO SUP ERVISE. TWO TO TAKE A COFFEE.BREAK, ONE TO EAT LUNCH, AND ONE TO NAP.ONE TO PLOT THE BEST WAY OF BREAKING.INTO THE APART MENT AT NIGHT. ONE TO.DRINK MARTINIS WIT H THE WASPS.. .Q: HOW MANY PYGMIES DOES IT TAKE TO.SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: AT LEAST THREE..(NOTES: THINK HEIGHT!). .Q: HOW MANY EST FOLLOWERS DOES IT TAKE.TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: A ROOMFUL. THE Y TAKE TURNS AS THE.LEADER TELLS THEM WH AT ROTTEN AND.WORTHLESS BULB SCREWERS TH EY ARE. NO.ONE IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE R OOM TO GO.TO THE BATHROOM WHILE THE BULB SCREWING.IS IN PROGRESS.. .Q: HOW MANY ACTORS DOES IT TAKE TO.CHANGE A LIGHTBUL B?.A: ONLY ONE. THEY DON'T LIKE TO SHARE .THE SPOTLIGHT.. .Q: HOW MANY CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS DOES ITTAKE TO SCREW IN A LIG HTBULB?.A: NONE, BUT IT TAKES AT LEAST O NE TO.SIT AND PRAY FOR THE OLD ONE TO.GO BACK ON.. .Q: HOW MANY CHINESE RED GUAR DS DOES IT.TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB ?.A: 10,0000 - TO GIVE THE BULB A.CULTU RAL REVOLUTION..(NOTES: THIS JOKE MIGHT BE DATED.). .Q: HOW MANY ROMAN CATHOLICS DOES IT.TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?. A: TWO, ONE TO SCREW IT IN, AND ANOTHER. TO REPENT.. .Q: HOW MANY ANARCHISTS DOES IT TAKE TO.SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?.A: ALL OF THEM.. .Q: HOW MANY MARTIANS DOES IT TAKE TO.SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?.A: ONE AN D A HALF.. .Q: HOW MANY AMISH DOES IT TA KE TO.SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: AMISH DO N'T HAVE LIGHT BULBS. THEY.BAKE PIES.. . Q: HOW MANY TV COMEDIANS DOES IT TAKE.TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: TWO, ONE TO S CREW IT IN, AND ANOTHER.TO SAY "SOCK IT TO ME.". .Q: HOW MANY SURVIVORS OF A NUC LEAR WAR.DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGH T BULB?.A: NONE, BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO GLOW IN THE.DARK DON'T NEED LIGHT BULBS.. .Q : HOW MANY SPARTS DOES IT TAKE TO.CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?.A: YOU CAN'T CHANGE A LIGH T BULB!.(NOTES: SPARTS = SPARTACUS YOUTH LEAGUE.A LEFTIST FRINGE GROUP THAT BELE IVES IN.VIOLENT REVOLUTION.). .Q: HOW MA NY NECROPHILIACS DOES IT TAKE.TO SCREW I N A LIGHT BULB?.A: NONE, NECROPHILIACS P REFER DEAD BULBS.A: ONLY ONE. OH, COULD YOU PLEASE TEST.THE SOCKET WITH YOUR FIN GER WHILE I GO.GET A NEW BULB .... .
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