PLOTS
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FILENAME(S): PLOTS
FILE TYPE(S): DEL
FILE SIZE: 6.5K
FIRST SEEN: 2025-10-20 14:32:11
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| DISK TITLE | FILENAME | FILE TYPE | COLLECTION | TRACK | SECTOR | ACTIONS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| PLUS 4 C64 | PLOTS | DEL | Treasure Chest - Klaus Der Suhler | 6 | 20 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
FILE CONTENT & ANALYSIS
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COMMODORES, SNOW AND OTHER ALASKAN CONC ERNS.. BY JAMES HEHL.. MOST OF YOU COMM IE USING FOLKS (IN THE SOUTH FOURTY-EIGH T) WORRY ABOUT THE LOSS OF SOFTWARE AND STUFF, FOR YOUR FAVORITE FUN MACHINE. WE LL, AS THE ITALIANS SAY "NON SI PREOCCUP I (DO NOT WORRY; IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE) ." WE WILL GET OVER THIS HUMP TOGETHER, FOLKS! IT WILL JUST TAKE SOME HARD WORK. .. I MEAN, LOOK AT US ALASKANS, WE HAD T O PRACTICALLY SHOVEL THE SNOW AWAY... JU ST TO SEE OUR MONITORS, LAST YEAR. THIS YEAR, YOU FOLKS IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST ARE GETTING OUR WEATHER. WE HAVE BEEN O FFICIALLY DECLARED IN A SNOW DROUGHT! SI NCE THE BEGINNING OF THE WINTER SEASON, THE ANCHORAGE AREA HAS RECEIVED A TOTAL OF .9 INCHES OF PRECIPITATION. THE THOMP SON PASS AREA, ON THE WAY TO VALDEZ, IS ONE OF THE HEAVIEST SNOW AREAS IN ALASKA . IN 1957, IT BROKE ITS OWN RECORDS BY R ECEIVING A TOTAL OF 972 INCHES OF SNOW. THIS YEAR, THERE HAS BEEN A TOTAL OF 12 INCHES OF SNOW. THEY ARE DOWN OVER 300 I NCHES FROM THE AVERAGE, FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR... AS YOU ALL KNOW, WE COMMODORE U SERS ARE EXPERIENCING A DROUGHT OF SORTS . THE REMAINING COMMIE ASSETS ARE FALLIN G INTO THE CONTROL OF A VERY LIMITED FEW . MAYBE THIS IS A GOOD THING, AS IT BECO MES EASIER TO REMEMBER WHERE ALL OF THE NEW STUFF IS COMING FROM... AND WHO HAS IT...(BUT AT WHAT PRICE)..... YOU'VE ALL NOTICED, I'M SURE, HOW IT'S GETTING TOU GHER TO FIND 5 1/4 INCH FLOPPIES FOR OUR 1541/71S AND DOUBLE DENSITY 3 1/2 INCH DISKS FOR OUR 1581 DRIVES. IS THIS FORCE D STARVATION? WE USE A LOT OF FLOPPIES, WITH OUR COMMODORE MACHINES. IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO HAVE TO DUMP THEM, FOR LACK OF MEDIA. BESIDES, I'VE ALREADY FOUND TH AT NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF THAT FLEXIBLE M AGNET STRIP THAT YOU GLUE ON THEM... 154 1 DRIVES DON'T HOLD NOTES ON MY REFRIGER ATOR, WORTH A DARN. HANGING THEM ON THE XMAS TREE MAKES IT BEND TOO MUCH... ANOT HER UNFORTUNATE THING IS THAT VERY LITTL E "ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING" IS BEING DONE T O SUPPORT THESE MACHINES. I FIND THIS TR UE IN EUROPE, TOO! MANY OF THE PROGRAMME RS THAT DID SO MUCH, AND WERE UNAPPRECIA TED, HAVE GONE ON TO GREENER PASTURES, I N THE WORLD OF THE IBM. WE ALL KNOW THAT IT IS ALL A SINISTER PLOT. AT LEAST WE ALASKANS DO!.. ALASKANS HAVE THE TENDENC Y TO SEE PLOTS AGAINST THEIR JOYS AND LI FESTYLES, BEFORE MOST FOLKS WOULD EVEN G UESS THAT ONE EXISTED. TO GIVE YOU AN EX AMPLE (OTHER THAT THE NEFARIOUS PLOT TO STEAL OUR WINTER FUN, BY THE GREENPEACER S, AND DIVERT THE SNOW TO ASPEN, COLORAD O). AS YOU MAY KNOW, THERE WAS AN EXPLOS ION AND FIRE AT THE COUNTRIES ONLY POLAR TEC FACTORY... IT WAS NO ACCIDENT. IT WA S PART OF THE PLOT BY ENVIRONMENTALISTS TO DEPOPULATE ALASKA BY DEPRIVING US OF CLOTHING THAT CAN HANDLE THE CLIMATE. TH OSE RADICAL GREENPEACERS AND EARTH FIRST ERS ARE CAPABLE OF ANYTHING. JUST ASK DO N YOUNG ABOUT WHAT THEY DID TO US OVER A NWR... WE KNEW IT WASN'T A COINCIDENCE T HAT THE MALDEN MILLS FACTORY, THE NATION 'S SOLE MAKER OF POLARTEC, WENT UP IN SM OKE ONLY A YEAR AFTER THE BATA SHOE PEOP LE QUIT MAKING BUNNY BOOTS!.. NOW, YOU'R E PROBABLY THINKING, "YOU GULLIBLE ALASK AN FOOLS. DO YOU KNOW WHY BATA QUIT MAKI NG BUNNY BOOTS? BECAUSE THE FEDERAL GOVE RNMENT QUIT ORDERING THEM!" NOT SO... IT 'S A PROVEN FACT THAT THE FEDS ARE IN CA HOOTS WITH THE ENVIORNMENTALISTS TO TURN ALL OF ALASKA INTO (*SHUDDER*) WILDERNE SS. WAIT UNTIL WE TELL RUSH LIMBAUGH!.. WITH POLARTEC OUT OF COMMISSION, THE ONL Y PILE-LINED CLOTHING LEFT IS MADE BY PA TAGONIA. THE COMPANY USES ITS OWN MATERI AL, SYNCHILLA, WHICH, CONSIDERING THE PR ICES PATAGONIA CHARGES, MUST BE MADE FRO M RECYCLED MONEY. ONLY RICH ENVIRONMENTA L ELITISTS CAN AFFORT PATAGONIA CLOTHING ... MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT'S NEXT. IF I W AS THE GUY IN CHARGE OF THE CARHARTT PLA NT, I'D BE PUTTING ON EXTRA SECURITY. SU RE, THAT BROWN DUCK-CLOTH THEY USE WON'T BURN, BUT A BIG ENOUGH EXPLOSION COULD SEND HUNKS OF PADDED COVERALL FLYING IN EVERY DIRECTION. THINK OF THE DAMAGE IN A HEAVILY POPULATED AREA. THAT STUFF HAS BEEN KNOWN TO SCRAPE LARGE AREAS OF SKI N, RIGHT OFF!.. BUT THE CARHARTT FACTORY IS PROBABLY SAFE. RECENT RUMORS FROM TH E EAST COAST SAY TRENDY WOMEN ARE WEARIN G BROWN DUCK BIBS TO COCKTAIL PARTIES NO W. THE TROPHY WIVES OF THE WALL STREET C ROWD, WHO EVERYBODY KNOWS ARE IN LEAGUE WITH THE FEDS AND ENVIRONMENTALISTS, WIL L SOON PRICE CARHARTTS BEYOND OUR REACH. SO NO SABOTAGE IS NECESSARY... IT'S ALL PART OF A BLATANT ATTACK ON OUR LIFESTY LE. HOW CAN WE DRILL IN ANWR WITHOUT CAR HARTTS AND PILE-LINING AND BUNNY BOOTS? AND IF WE DON'T DRILL IN ANWR, WHERE'S T HE MONEY FOR OUR PERMANENT FUND DIVIDEND S GOING TO COME FROM?.. FORTUNATELY, SOM E OF US WILL BE ABLE TO SURVIVE HERE BY WEARING ALASKAN TUXEDOS (CORDUROY-NYLON SNOW SUITS). IT WON'T DO THOSE LEFT-LEAN ING, SECULAR-HUMANIST, UNIVERSITY PROFES SORS ANY GOOD TO BLOW UP THE L.L. BEAN F ACTORY. THERE ARE ALREADY TOO MANY OF TH OSE WHIPCORD SUITS IN CIRCULATION. YOU C AN'T HURT THE THINGS. A GUY CAN WEAR ONE EVERY DAY FOR 50 YEARS, AND WHEN HE DIE S YOU CAN TAKE THE TUX OFF HIS BODY, BRU SH IT, PUT IT ON A HANGER, AND SELL IT T O THE NEXT GUY. HE MIGHT HAVE TO BUY A N EW WASH-AND-WEAR SHIRT, OR EVEN A NEW BO LO TIE, BUT THE TUX ITSELF WOULD BE FINE . THOSE SUITS DON'T WEAR OR CREASE, AND I BELEIVE THEY ARE IMPERVIOUS TO RADIATI ON. BEAN ET AL, PROBABLY HASN'T HAD TO M AKE A NEW PAIR IN DECADES... SOME OF MY NEIGHBORS AND FELLOW ALASKANS HAVE AGREE D THAT THIS FLAWED PLOT REVEALS HOW LITT LE THOSE POINTY-HEADED EAST COAST INTELL ECTUALS, CONSPIRATORS ONE AND ALL, UNDER STAND ABOUT ALASKA... "WHY," ONE OF THEM SAID, "IF THEY WANT TO FORCE US OUT OF ALASKA, ALL THEY'D HAVE TO DO IS BLOW UP THE BLUE PLASTIC TARP FACTORY!".. WE HA VE PONDERED LIFE WITHOUT BLUE TARPS, AND AGREE THAT IT WOULD LOOK PRETTY GRIM... .. "WAIT!" SOMEBODY ELSE SAID. "COULDN'T WE JUST USE VISQUEEN?".. SO WE ALL FELT PRETTY GOOD AGAIN, UNTIL ONE WISE GUY F IGURED OUT THE ONE THING THAT WOULD BRIN G LIFE IN ALASKA TO A COMPLETE HALT... " IF THE DUCT-TAPE FACTORY GOES," HE SAID, "WE'RE TOAST! I GIVE US ABOUT SIX MONTH S UNTIL THE PLACE IS UNINHABITABLE.".. H E'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW... THE ROADS WOULD B E IMPASSABLE BY ALL THE CAR MUFFLERS THA T WOULD FALL OFF, AND THERE WOULDN'T BE A WEATHER-TIGHT DOUBLE-WIDE IN THE ENTIR E STATE. THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS AND THEIR FEDERAL EMPLOYEE, UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR, EAST COAST RUNNING DOGS WOULD WIN. THE FIENDS..... THEY MAY BE ABLE TO TAKE AWA Y OUR SNOW, THUS GROUNDING OUR SNOW BLOW ERS AND PREVENTING PREMATURE HAZE POLLUT ION OF THE ARCTIC SKIES... BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY OUR COMMODORES! AFTER AL L, YOU DO REALISE THAT IT'S ALMOST IMPOS SIBLE FOR THE IRS TO READ PETSCII AT SPE EDS HIGHER THAN 300 BAUD???.. SO LONG FO R NOW, FOLKS, AND ENJOY AND SUPPORT OUR COMMIE HABIT...
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