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.*LM15:RM65:JU1..*CN1.GAMESIG ARCHIVES  
 PAGE GSA-1751..* * *  HITCHHIKER  * * *
..1. DEMOLITIONS AND BABEL FISH.2. POETR
Y AND HOGS.3. THE BUGBLATTER BEAST.4. TR
ILLIAN.5. FORD.6. ZAPHOD.7. THE WAR ROOM
.8. FLUFFS AND TEA.9. SCREENING DOORS AN
D PARANOIA..HITCHHIKER.PART I..*CN0..  O
K EVERYONE, HANG ON TO YOUR SEATS (AND Y
OUR TOWELS!); THIS IS PROBABLY GOING TO 
BE THE WILDEST ADVENTURE GAME YOU'LL EVE
R PLAY...UNLESS INFOCOM COMES OUT WITH A
 SEQUEL, WHICH THEY JUST MIGHT DO!..  BE
FORE WE GET STARTED, A FEW WORDS OF ADVI
CE. THIS IS NOT THE ONLY WAY OF GETTING 
THROUGH THE GAME. MANY OF THE PROBLEMS A
ND SITUATIONS (SUCH AS THE WHALE'S BELLY
) HAVE MORE THAN ONE SOLUTION. SO, YOU M
IGHT WANT TO SAVE THE GAME FROM TIME TO 
TIME, AND EXPERIMENT A LITTLE, TO SEE IF
 YOU CAN FIND OTHER WAYS OF DOING THINGS
 (ACTUALLY, IT'S WISE TO SAVE THE GAME A
NYWAY, IN CASE YOU MAKE A MISTAKE)...  A
LSO, CONSULT THE GUIDE FREQUENTLY DURING
 PLAY; YOU WILL GAIN SOME USEFUL INSIGHT
S TO SOME OF THE OBJECTS YOU COME ACROSS
, AND EVEN SOME HELPFUL INFORMATION (SOM
ETIMES). AND REMEMBER, NO MATTER HOW BAD
 THINGS MAY LOOK: DON'T PANIC!..  HERE Y
OU ARE, MILD-MANNERED ARTHUR DENT, ABOUT
 TO START THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, AL
THOUGH YOU DON'T KNOW THAT...YET! ACTUAL
LY, THE DAY IS ALREADY GETTING OFF TO A 
BAD START, SINCE YOU'VE JUST WOKEN UP IN
 THE DARK, WITH A REALLY BAD HEADACHE (A
ND IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE)...  THE 
FIRST THING YOU NEED TO DO IS STAND UP A
ND TURN ON THE LIGHT. THAT'S A LITTLE BE
TTER, ANYWAY! OR MAYBE NOT, SINCE YOU'RE
 HAVING A HARD TIME GETTING COORDINATED.
 GRAB THE DRESSING GOWN AND PUT IT ON, T
HEN LOOK IN THE POCKET. AH, AN ANALGESIC
! TAKE THAT, THEN GET THE SCREWDRIVER AN
D THE TOOTHBRUSH, AND HEAD SOUTH TO THE 
PORCH (DID YOU HEAR A TREE FALL? RATHER 
OMNIOUS, ISN'T IT?)...  HERE YOU FIND SO
METHING NO MODERN HOME SHOULD BE WITHOUT
: JUNK MAIL. TAKE THE MAIL, AND GO ON OU
TSIDE. UH-OH! THERE'S A VERY BIG BULLDOZ
ER ON ITS WAY TO LEVEL YOUR HOME, AND TH
ERE'S PROSSER STANDING BY, WATCHING IT A
LL. ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THIS LYING DOW
N?...  YOU BET YOU ARE! THAT'S THE ONLY 
WAY TO STOP IT: LIE DOWN IN FRONT OF THE
 BULLDOZER. NO MATTER HOW CLOSE THE THIN
G GETS, DON'T PANIC; IT WON'T RUN YOU OV
ER (OF COURSE, IN A SHORT TIME, IT REALL
Y WON'T MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO THE HOUSE
, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YET). JUST WAI
T AWHILE UNTIL FORD PREFECT SHOWS UP (RE
AD THE JUNK MAIL WHILE YOU WAIT)...  FOR
D SEEMS A TRIFLE PREOCCUPIED WITH THE SK
Y, BUT HE IS AWARE ENOUGH OF YOU TO TRY 
AND GIVE YOU BACK YOUR TOWEL. DON'T TAKE
 IT, OR HE'LL LEAVE AND YOU WILL BE A LO
T WORSE OFF THAN YOU EVER IMAGINED (CAN 
THINGS BE WORSE THAN THIS? THEY SURE CAN
!)...  INSTEAD OF TAKING THE TOWEL, ASK 
FORD ABOUT YOUR HOME. HE WILL EVENTUALLY
 COME TO HIS SENSES, AND REALIZE WHAT IS
 GOING ON. WHEN THAT HAPPENS, HE WILL BE
 ABLE TO PERSUADE PROSSER TO TAKE YOUR P
LACE IN FRONT OF THE BULLDOZER WHILE THE
 TWO OF YOU HEAD OFF TO THE PUB TO HOIST
 A FEW...  AS SOON AS PROSSER TAKES YOUR
 PLACE, GO SOUTH AND WEST TO THE PUB. BU
Y A CHEESE (?) SANDWICH WHILE YOU WAIT F
OR HIM TO ARRIVE (WHEN YOU READ THE DESC
RIPTION, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE "?"
). WHEN FORD GETS THERE, HE'LL BUY YOU A
 FEW BEERS. DRINK ONLY THREE OF THEM... 
 AROUND ABOUT THE TIME YOU'VE FINISHED T
HE THIRD ONE, THERE WILL BE A LOUD CRASH
. IN FACT, IT'S THE SOUND OF YOUR HOME B
EING DEMOLISHED BY THE BULLDOZER (THAT W
ILL TEACH YOU TO TRUST ANYONE WHO WEARS 
A DIGITAL WATCH!). DON'T TAKE THAT SITTI
NG DOWN, LEAVE THE PUB AND RETURN TO WHE
RE YOUR HOUSE USED TO BE. ALONG THE WAY,
 YOU'LL SEE A STARVING DOG...  WHILE YOU
 MAY WONDER IF ANYTHING COULD EAT THAT S
ANDWICH AND SURVIVE, GIVE IT TO THE DOG,
 WHO WILL (AMAZINGLY!) ENJOY IT IMMENSEL
Y, IGNORING A MICROSCOPIC SPACE FLEET TH
AT WHIZZES PAST (REMEMBER THAT FLEET). T
HEN CONTINUE ON TO THE RUINS OF YOUR HOM
E (FORD WILL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU)...  AN
D JUST ABOUT NOW, TO PUT A PERFECT ENDIN
G TO A PERFECT DAY (WHICH HAS JUST BAREL
Y BEGUN), THE VOGON CONSTRUCTION SHIPS A
PPEAR, TO DEMOLISH THE EARTH TO MAKE WAY
 FOR A NEW HYPER-SPACE BYPASS (HMMM, MAY
BE FORD WASN'T KIDDING WHEN HE SAID HE W
AS FROM ANOTHER PLANET, OR THAT EARTH WO
ULD BE DESTROYED IN A SHORT TIME)...  ST
ILL, DON'T PANIC...WAIT UNTIL FORD DROPS
 THE SUB-ETHA SIGNALLING DEVICE. THERE W
ON'T BE MUCH TIME AFTER THAT, SO PICK UP
 THE DEVICE, PUSH THE GREEN BUTTON (IF Y
OU DROPPED THE AUNT'S THING, HAVE NO FEA
R: IT WILL TURN UP AGAIN LATER), AND YOU
 WILL BE IN....THE DARK...  GET USED TO 
THAT, YOU'LL BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME T
HERE BEFORE THIS ADVENTURE IS OVER. NOTI
CE THAT, AT FIRST, YOU CAN'T DO MUCH. AL
L YOUR FIVE SENSES SEEM TO BE OUT OF ORD
ER. HOWEVER, IF YOU WAIT, AND READ THE D
ESCRIPTIONS VERY CAREFULLY, YOU WILL SEE
 THAT EVENTUALLY, IT MENTIONS ONLY 4 OF 
YOUR SENSES. THE ONE THAT'S MISSING IS T
HE ONE YOU CAN USE. KEEP THIS IN MIND, I
T WILL COME IN HANDY LATER...  RIGHT NOW
, YOUR NOSE SEEMS TO BE WORKING AGAIN, S
O SMELL. SNIFF, SNIFF. UGH! WHATEVER IT 
IS, IT SURE IS STRONG! YOU ARE ALSO NOW 
DIMLY AWARE OF A SHADOW, SO LOOK AT IT. 
WELL, WELL, IT TURNS OUT TO BE FORD PREF
ECT! AND, LOOKING AROUND, YOU FIND YOURS
ELFE IN THE HOLD OF A VOGON SHIP. CERTAI
NLY BETTER THAN BEING ON EARTH (OR WHERE
 EARTH USED TO BE)...  THERE'S A GLASS C
ASE WITH AN ATOMIC VECTOR PLOTTER INSIDE
, BUT DON'T BOTHER WITH IT YET. YOU HAVE
 SOMETHING ELSE TO DO FIRST, NAMELY, OBT
AIN A BABEL FISH. THAT SHOULDN'T BE HARD
, RIGHT? ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PUSH THE 
BUTTON ON THE DISPENSING MACHINE, AND YO
U'LL HAVE ONE, RIGHT? HEHEHEHEHEHE!..  T
HOSE BABEL FISH ARE PRETTY SLIPPERY CHAR
ACTERS (BUT, YOU MAY HAVE FOUND THAT OUT
 ALREADY FOR YOURSELF!). AND THE CLEANIN
G ROBOTS ARE CERTAINLY NO HELP; THEY SEE
M TO HAVE ONLY ONE MISSION IN LIFE: GRAB
BING YOUR FISH AWAY FROM YOU. WELL, WE R
EALLY CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!..  SO, FIRS
T THING TO DO IS REMOVE YOUR GOWN AND HA
NG IT ON THE HOOK. NOW, WAIT FOR FORD TO
 CURL UP, THEN GET THE TOWEL AND THE SAT
CHEL. PUT THE TOWEL OVER THE DRAIN, AND 
THE SATCHEL IN FRONT OF THE ROBOT PANEL.
 NOW COMES THE PART THAT DRIVES MOST PEO
PLE CRAZY: THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP T
HE UPPER-HALF-OF-THE-ROOM CLEANING ROBOT
. BUT, IT'S SO SIMPLE: JUST PUT THE JUNK
 MAIL ON TOP OF THE SATCHEL...  NOW YOU 
CAN PUSH THE BUTTON! THEN STEP BACK AND 
WATCH THE RUBE GOLDBERG SHENANIGANS, WHI
CH END WITH THE BABEL FISH STUCK SOLIDLY
 IN YOUR EAR (SQUISH!). BET YOU NEVER TH
OUGHT OUTER SPACE WOULD BE LIKE THIS! HO
WEVER, NOW THAT YOU HAVE THE FISH, YOU'L
L BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND ANYONE WHO TALKS
 TO YOU....*CN1.HITCHHIKER.PART II..*CN0
..  BY THE WAY, SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE
, YOU WILL GET A MESSAGE THAT ONE OF THE
 PHRASES YOU'VE USED WAS INSTRUMENTAL IN
 STARTING A WAR THAT WIPED OUT MOST OF A
 SMALL GALAXY. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN 
DO ABOUT THIS; NO MATTER HOW YOU TRY, IT
 WILL COME TO PASS. RATHER UNFORTUNATE, 
ISN'T IT? EVEN MORE UNFORTUNATE, SOONER 
OR LATER, THE SURVIVORS WILL FIGURE OUT 
HOW THAT HAPPENED, AND THEY WILL BE LOOK
ING FOR REVENGE....BUT MORE ABOUT THAT C
HARMING PROSPECT LATER...  RIGHT NOW, PR
ESS THE SWITCH ON THE CASE. THIS WILL TE
LL YOU WHAT THE CODE WORD IS THAT WILL O
PEN THE CASE SO YOU CAN SNATCH THE PLOTT
ER. MAKE CAREFUL NOTE OF WHAT WORD IS RE
QUIRED; IT IS CHOSEN RANDOMLY EACH TIME.
 TOO BAD YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO SOME PRET
TY ROTTEN POETRY TO GET THE WORD...  SPE
AKING OF POETRY, IN A SHORT WHILE, YOU A
ND FORD WILL BE HUSTLED INTO THE CAPTAIN
'S QUARTERS, AND STRAPPED INTO POETRY AP
PRECIATION CHAIRS (WORSER THINGS COULD H
APPEN, BUT RIGHT NOW, YOU PROBABLY CAN'T
 THINK OF ANY). AFTER THE VOGON CAPTAIN 
HAS TORTURED YOU WITH THE FIRST VERSE, G
RIT YOUR TEETH AND ENJOY THE POETRY. HE 
WILL THEN, TO YOUR DISMAY, READ YOU THE 
NEXT VERSE...  WHILE YOU COULD EASILY LI
VE WITHOUT HEARING IT, IN THIS CASE, YOU
 DO NEED TO LISTEN SO YOU KNOW THE WORD 
TO TYPE IN. FORTUNATELY, AFTER THE SECON
D VERSE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ENJOY THE POE
TRY. UNFORTUNATELY, SINCE YOU SURVIVED B
OTH VERSES, THE CAPTAIN IS GOING TO HAVE
 YOU AND FORD SHOVED OUT THE AIRLOCK (YO
U HAVE NOW FOUND SOMETHING WORSE THAN AP
PRECIATING VOGON POETRY)...  WHILE FORD 
TRIES TO TALK THE GUARD OUT OF SPACING T
HE TWO OF YOU, TYPE IN THE WORD FROM THE
 POEM. YOU MUST PUT QUOTES AROUND THE WO
RD, OR IT WON'T GO THROUGH. THEN GET THE
 PLOTTER WHEN THE CASE OPENS. NOW JUST W
AIT AWHILE, AND YOU AND FORD WILL SOON B
E IN THE AIRLOCK, WITH VERY LITTLE TIME 
LEFT...  IN FACT, TIME HAS JUST RUN OUT,
 AND THERE YOU ARE IN THE DEPTHS OF SPAC
E. LUCKY FOR YOU, THE GUIDE EXPLAINED HO
W TO SURVIVE ALL OF 30 SECONDS OUT THERE
! WELL, PERHAPS NOT SO LUCKY, SINCE, CON
SIDERING THE VASTNESS OF SPACE, IT'S QUI
TE IMPROBABLE THAT ANOTHER SHIP WILL COM
E BY TO PICK YOU UP BEFORE THE 30 SECOND
S RUN OUT. SO NATURALLY, 29 SECONDS LATE
R, THE HEART OF GOLD (THE HOG) COMES PAS
T AND PICKS YOU UP.....  THERE YOU ARE I
N THE DARK AGAIN. WAIT AND WATCH THE DIS
PLAY, UNTIL IT NO LONGER SAYS YOU CAN'T 
HEAR. THEN LISTEN, AND YOU WILL HEAR THE
 SOUND OF THE STAR DRIVE. NOW IT GETS CU
TE: THE PROGRAM WILL LIE TO YOU, AND SAY
 THERE IS AN EXIT TO PORT. DON'T YOU BEL
IEVE IT! GO AFT INSTEAD, AND YOU WILL BE
 IN ENTRY BAY  2. YOU CAN IGNORE THE BRO
CHURE, IF YOU LIKE...  GO AFT AGAIN, AND
 YOU'RE IN THE FORE END OF THE CORRIDOR.
 HERE, FORD WILL FIND YOU YOU, AND TAKE 
YOU UP TO THE BRIDGE, WHERE YOU MEET ZAP
HOD AND TRILLIAN. ACTUALLY, YOU'VE SEEN 
THEM BOTH BEFORE, AT A PARTY YOU ATTENDE
D A SHORT TIME AGO. WHILE YOU LISTEN TO 
THE CHATTER BETWEEN ZAPHOD AND FORD, YOU
 CAN BEGIN TO DROP SOME ITEMS HERE...  Y
OU CAN DROP THE PLOTTER, SCREWDRIVER, GO
WN, AND SIGNALLING DEVICE. BY THIS TIME,
 EVERYONE ELSE HAS GONE TO THE SAUNA, LE
AVING YOU ALONE ON THE BRIDGE WITH EDDIE
, THE SHIPBOARD COMPUTER. DON'T MIND EDD
IE, HE'S A LITTLE OVER-PROTECTIVE, BUT H
E'S A GOOD SORT AT HEART. IN FACT, YOU C
AN PRETTY MUCH IGNORE HIM, AS WELL AS MA
RVIN THE PARANOID ROBOT, ALTHOUGH MARVIN
 WILL BE IMPORTANT MUCH LATER ON (DEPRES
SING AS THAT MAY SOUND)...  OK, TIME TO 
PREPARE FOR SOME PRETTY WEIRD HAPPENINGS
! FIRST YOU'LL NEED THE SPARE IMPROBABIL
ITY DRIVE. SO, GO DOWN, THEN AFT. KEEP G
OING AFT. THE PROGRAM WILL TELL YOU THAT
 THE ENGINE ROOM IS DANGEROUS. IT LIES! 
DON'T LISTEN TO IT, JUST KEEP GOING AFT.
 EVENTUALLY, YOU'LL GET THERE...  OF COU
RSE, AS SOON AS YOU'RE THERE, YOU'LL WAN
T TO LOOK AROUND. THE PROGRAM WILL TELL 
YOU THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE. THAT, TOO, 
IS A LIE! KEEP LOOKING, AND YOU'LL FIND 
THAT THERE ARE SOME THINGS TO SEE HERE, 
ESPECIALLY THE SPARE DRIVE. DON'T WORRY 
ABOUT THE TOOLS FOR NOW; YOU CAN LEAVE T
HEM WHERE THEY ARE...  ONCE YOU HAVE THE
 DRIVE, GO BACK TO THE FORE END CORRIDOR
, THEN HEAD PORT WHERE YOU'LL FIND THE N
UTRIMAT (TRY CONSULTING THE GUIDE ABOUT 
THE NUTRIMAT). TOUCH THE PAD, AND YOU WI
LL BE PROVIDED WITH A DELICIOUS (?) CUP 
OF ADVANCED TEA SUBSTITUTE. FORTUNATELY,
 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRINK IT. TAKE THE CU
P (IGNORE THE CARTON, IT'S USELESS) AND 
RETURN TO THE BRIDGE...  DROP THE CUP AN
D THE DRIVE. NOW, PLUG THE SMALL PLUG IN
 TO THE SMALL RECEPTACLE, AND PUT THE PL
OTTER'S DANGLY BIT INTO THE TEA SUBSTITU
TE. OK, YOU ARE ABOUT TO HAVE SOME PRETT
Y STRANGE EXPERIENCES, BUT BEFORE YOU TH
ROW THE SWITCH, SOME WORDS OF ADVICE AND
 CAUTION....  THERE ARE FIVE SCENARIOS (
ALL RATHER SHORT, BUT ALL OF THEM IMPORT
ANT), THAT HAVE TO BE COMPLETED. THEY CO
ME UP IN RANDOM ORDER, SO EACH ONE HAS I
TS OWN LITTLE SECTION OF THE WALKTHRU. T
HE LEAD-IN TO EACH OF THEM IS THAT FAMIL
IAR DARK AREA, WHERE YOU HAVE TO WAIT UN
TIL ONE OF YOUR SENSES IS WORKING AGAIN.
 YOU WILL BE IN THE DARK AREA AGAIN WHEN
 THE SCENARIO ENDS (AND YOU WILL HAVE TO
 LISTEN FOR THE DRIVE SOUND), WHICH WILL
 THEN BRING YOU BACK TO THE HOG...  ALSO
, BE AWARE THERE ARE TIMES THAT YOU MAY 
BRIEFLY GO BACK TO ONE OF THE SCENARIOS 
YOU HAVE ALREADY COMPLETED. YOU JUST SOR
T OF BOUNCE IN AND OUT OF THOSE, BUT YOU
 DO HAVE TO SPEND TIME WAITING IN THE DA
RK. I COULDN'T FIND A WAY AROUND THIS, S
O YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT. FINA
LLY, IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO SAVE THE GAME A
FTER YOU COMPLETE EACH SCENARIO, JUST IN
 CASE. WITH THAT SAID, IT'S TIME, SO PUS
H THE SWITCH!..
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