ULTRA JOKES 1
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CONDOM| 00000E50: 3F 0D 0D C1 2E 54 4F 20 52 45 44 55 43 45 20 54 |?....TO REDUCE T| 00000E60: 48 45 20 53 57 45 4C 4C 49 4E 47 21 0D 07 2D 27 |HE SWELLING!..-'| 00000E70: 0D 31 2E 54 57 4F 20 4A 45 57 49 53 48 20 4D 45 |.1.TWO JEWISH ME| 00000E80: 4E 20 57 45 52 45 20 53 54 41 4E 44 49 4E 47 20 |N WERE STANDING | 00000E90: 4F 4E 20 54 48 45 0D 43 4F 52 4E 45 52 20 4F 46 |ON THE.CORNER OF| 00000EA0: 20 54 48 45 20 53 54 52 45 45 54 20 57 48 45 4E | THE STREET WHEN| 00000EB0: 20 41 20 52 45 41 4C 4C 59 20 4E 49 43 45 0D 53 | A REALLY NICE.S| 00000EC0: 45 58 59 20 57 4F 4D 45 4E 20 57 41 4C 4B 45 53 |EXY WOMEN WALKES| 00000ED0: 20 50 41 53 54 07 2C 07 0D 54 48 45 4E 20 54 48 | PAST.,..THEN TH| 00000EE0: 45 20 46 49 52 53 54 20 4A 45 57 49 53 48 20 4D |E FIRST JEWISH M| 00000EF0: 41 4E 20 53 41 49 53 2C 22 47 4F 44 07 2C 02 49 |AN SAIS,"GOD.,.I| 00000F00: 0D 57 4F 55 4C 44 20 4C 4F 56 45 20 54 4F 20 4C |.WOULD LOVE TO L| 00000F10: 45 4E 44 20 48 45 52 20 4F 4E 45 21 22 0D 07 2D |END HER ONE!"..-| 00000F20: 27 0D D1 2E 57 48 59 20 44 49 44 20 54 48 45 20 |'...WHY DID THE | 00000F30: 53 54 41 52 20 4F 46 20 54 48 45 20 50 4F 52 4E |STAR OF THE PORN| 00000F40: 4F 20 46 49 4C 4D 0D 41 4E 49 4D 41 4C 20 46 41 |O FILM.ANIMAL FA| 00000F50: 52 4D 20 43 52 4F 53 53 20 54 48 45 20 52 4F 41 |RM CROSS THE ROA| 00000F60: 44 3F 0D 0D C1 2E 43 4F 53 20 48 49 53 20 43 4F |D?....COS HIS CO| 00000F70: 43 4B 20 57 41 53 20 55 50 20 54 48 45 20 43 48 |CK WAS UP THE CH| 00000F80: 49 43 4B 45 4E 53 20 41 52 53 45 21 0D 06 18 07 |ICKENS ARSE!....| 00000F90: AF 03 0D 06 07 42 59 45 20 41 4C 4C 2E 06 07 AA |.....BYE ALL....| 00000FA0: 4A 43 33 36 B4 |JC36. |
.......'....................... .. .... ............... .... .. . ...... ...... . .. ...... .............. .... . .. . . .... ......... ......................... .'....A MAN FROM THE COUNTRY CAME INTO T HE.BIG CITY TO PICK UP A PROSTITUTE AND. DIDNT KNOW THE SORT OF FEES THAT THEY.CH ARGE...HE WENT UP TO A LIKELY LOOKING GI RL AND.SAID, 'HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE?'.. .SHE REPLIED,'30 QUID TO YOU MISTER'..IN AMAZEMENT THE MAN SAYS'WELL I'LL BE.BLO WED'..'THAT'LL BE \10 EXTRA'...HOPE U LI KE THAT ONE! PSYCHO(JH25)........'...... ................. .. .................. . .... .. . ...... ...... . .. ...... .. ............ .... . .. . ..... ......... ..........................'.....A JOKE FROM BONO... (SON) DAD WHATS A PERVERT ? .. (DAD) NEVER MIND SON KEEP SUCKIN..... ....'....................... .. ....... ............ .... .. . ...... ...... . . . ...... .............. .... . .. . .... . ......... ..........................'. ..YOU MIGHT FIND THIS FUNNY.....A QUEER GOES INTO A BUTCHERS AND SAYS:."CAN I HA VE THAT NICE LONG SALAMI..OO....SUPER!". .JUST THEN, THE BUTCHER SLICES UP THE.SA LAMI...CHOP...CHOP...CHOP!..AND THE QUEE R REPLYS:.."WHAT DO YOU THINK MY ARSE IS ?. A MONEY BOX?"........'.............. ......... .. ................... .... . . . ...... ...... . .. ...... .......... .... .... . .. . ..... ......... ....... ...................'....ONE FROM AIDAN.. ONCE UPON A TIME (AS ALL GOOD STORIES.ST ART) THERE WAS A GOLFER. A GOOD.GOLFER IN FACT AND HE MET A LADY ON THE.COURSE. THEY GOT TALKING AND ONE THING.LED TO ANOTHER AND , TO CUT A LONG STORY.SLIGHT LY LESS LONG, THEY WERE MARRIED,.BUT FIR ST SHE HAD TO TELL HIM A SECRET..THIS WA S THAT SHE HAD HAD AN AFFAIR WITH.JACK N ICLAUS. NOT THAT THAT BOTHERED.HIM!..ON THE WEDDING NIGHT, IN THE ROOM THEY.HAD A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE AND THEN MADE.MAD PASSIONATE LOVE. HE THEN LEANED OVER.AND PICKED UP THE PHONE. SHE SAID '.DARLIN G WHAT ARE YOU DOING?'......'PHONING DOW N TO RECEPTION FOR SOME MORE.CHAMPAGNE' HE SAID. ' HANG ON, WHEN I.WAS WITH NICK LAUS HE USED TO HAVE A.QUICK SHOWER AND MAKE MAD PASSIONATE.LOVE TO ME AGAIN.' W ELL SAYS OUR HERO,.WHAT IS GOOD ENOUGH F OR NICKLAUS! SO.OFF HE GOES AND UPON HIS RETURN MAKES.MAD PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER AGAIN AND.PICKS UP THE PHONE. SHE OF C OURSE SAYS.'DARLING WHAT ARE YOU DOING' AND THE.REPLY IS HEARD 'PHONING DOWN TO .RECEPTION FOR SOME CHAMPAGNE.' 'OH, NO. WHEN I WAS WITH NICKLAUS...' ' DON'T.TEL L ME, ANOTHER SHOWER, MAD PASSIONATE.LOV E! FAIR ENOUGH'..OFF HE GOES AND 10 MINS LATER RETURNS.AND MAKES LOVE TO HER, PI CKS UP THE.PHONE AND GETS THE SAME OLD S TORY.....SO 20 MINS LATER HE MAKES LOVE (ISH) TO.HER AND PICKS UP THE PHONE...AS BEFORE.SHE TELLS HIM ABOUT NICKLAUS! O FF HE.GOES AGAIN.........RETURNS AND JUS T ABOUT MAKES LOVE TO.HER AND LEANS ACRO SS, PICKS UP THE.PHONE AND SHE ASKS HIM WHAT HE IS DOING... 'I'M PHONING NICKLAU S TO FIND OUT.WHAT THE BLOODY PAR FOR TH IS HOLE IS!'........'................... .... .. ................... .... .. . . ..... ...... . .. ...... .............. .... . .. . ..... ......... ............ ..............'...SOME MORE CRUCIAL JOKE S FROM ORANGE.....Q) HOW DO YOU MAKE A H ORMONE?..A) DON'T PAY HER!...Q) WHAT'S W ORSE THAN BEING RAPED BY...JACK THE RIPP ER?..A) BEING FINGERED BY CAPTAIN HOOK!. .A MAN COMES HOME TIRED AFTER WORK AND.S AYS TO THE WIFE, "DO YOU FANCY A 68?"."W HAT'S A 68?" ENQUIRES HIS WIFE..HER HUSB AND ANSWERS, "YOU GIVE ME A BLOW.JOB AND I'LL OWE YOU ONE!"........'............ ........... .. ................... .... .. . ...... ...... . .. ...... ........ ...... .... . .. . ..... ......... ..... .....................'..YOU MIGHT FIND T HESE AMUSING.....Q.WHY DID THE IRISH MAN PUT ICE IN HIS. CONDOM?..A.TO REDUCE T HE SWELLING!..-'.1.TWO JEWISH MEN WERE S TANDING ON THE.CORNER OF THE STREET WHEN A REALLY NICE.SEXY WOMEN WALKES PAST.,. .THEN THE FIRST JEWISH MAN SAIS,"GOD.,.I .WOULD LOVE TO LEND HER ONE!"..-'.Q.WHY DID THE STAR OF THE PORNO FILM.ANIMAL FA RM CROSS THE ROAD?..A.COS HIS COCK WAS U P THE CHICKENS ARSE!.........BYE ALL.... JC36.
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