HUM0R BASIC
FILE INFORMATION
FILENAME(S): HUM0R BASIC
FILE TYPE(S): PRG
FILE SIZE: 3.3K
FIRST SEEN: 2025-11-30 19:36:43
APPEARS ON: 1 disk(s)
FILE HASH
b11c637ee431a7308551f5e9d4fa4dbd268ce12caad20e96d62fa9304f154bfe
FOUND ON DISKS (1 DISKS)
| DISK TITLE | FILENAME | FILE TYPE | COLLECTION | TRACK | SECTOR | ACTIONS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SPIL 64 O1 | HUM0R BASIC | PRG | Curtcool, Bo | 3 | 0 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
FILE CONTENT & ANALYSIS
> DETECTED: COMMODORE BASIC PROGRAM (LOAD ADDRESS $0801)
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