UNDERGND3
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FILENAME(S): UNDERGND3
FILE TYPE(S): PRG
FILE SIZE: 10K
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| DISK TITLE | FILENAME | FILE TYPE | COLLECTION | TRACK | SECTOR | ACTIONS |
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| TALENTED RULERZ | UNDERGND3 | PRG | High Voltage Complete C64 Collection, Xii | 29 | 5 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
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ME..NUMBER : .(416)252-0833..PROGRAM :
.MODDED COLOR64..SIZE : .40MEGS..B
AUD : .12/24OO..SYSOP : .UNKNOWN.
. ..GENERAL: .FIRST OFF, I'D LIKE TO.
MENTION THAT THE REASON.FOR WHI
CH WE DO NOT KNOW WHO IS THE.SYSOP AT TH
IS TIME IS BECAUSE SLIDER.ONE PASSED AWA
Y ON THANKGIVING DAY....HIS CO-SYSOPS SE
EM TO BE RUNNING THE.SHOW NOW, BUT I'M N
OT SURE WHICH ONE.IS ACTING AS SYSOP...
OKAY, ANYWAYZ,.VERY NICELY MODDED BBS...
SLIDER ONE.DID A VERY NICE JOB... QUITE
FAST FOR.COLOR 64... ALOT OF WORK WENT
INTO.THIS BOARD AND IT REALLY SHOWS....
.8.5/10. . ..SUBS: .6 SUBS, ONE OF WHIC
H IS FOR. THE SYSOPS... THE REST O
F.THEM ARE ALL COMMON CHATTER BASES....T
HERE IS ALSO A RPG SUB, BUT THERE'S.NO A
CTION IN THERE... SIT GETS ABOUT.8 POSTS
A DAY.... .7/10. . ..DIRS: .A NICE COL
LECTION OF DIRS.... UNFOURTUNATLY,
THEY ARE QUITE.EMPTY, BUT SIT DOES SEEM
TO BE GETTING.THE LATEST WAREZ ALONG WI
TH SOME.GOLDEN OLDIES NOW AND THEN! NICE
.FEATURE OF THIS BOARD IS THAT YOU.CAN O
NLY ACCESS THE DIRS AFTER POSTING.BUT ON
CE YOU DO POST YOU GET UNLIMITED.CREDITS
... NICE IDEA, I HOPE THAT.NOBODY ABUSES
THIS SYSTEM.... .7.5/10. . ..MODS: .HA
S A NETWORKING MOD, BUT. IT IS SUL
DOM USED... IT IS.NETWORKED WITH FOF, AN
GEL ASYLUM.AND THE SONIC TEMPLE <US>...
OTHER.ONLINERS INCLUDE THE STANDARD.COLL
ECTION OF COLOR64 GAMES.... .7/10. . ..L
IBRARIES: .NOTHING YET.. .N/A. . ..USER
S: .MANY OLDER USERS LIKE TO. GA
THER HERE... GETS ABOUT.10 CALLS A DAY..
. USED TO GET MANY.MORE BUT MOST PEOPLE
THOUGHT THAT THE.BBS WAS DOWN DUE TO SLI
DER ONE PASSING.AWAY BUT IT IS BACK UP N
OW... TRICK.BABY HAS HER VERY OWN BASE H
ERE SO.YOU MIGT WANNA CHECK THAT OUT....
.8/10. . . ..GENERAL : .8.5/10..SUBS
: .7/10..DIRS : .7.5/10..MODS
: .7/10..LIBRARIES: .N/A..USERS
: .8/10..TOTAL : .38/50 OR 76%. ..
GIVE IT A CALL!. . ..-.S.M.A.C.K .S.P.A.
C.E.!........ . . . .MOVIE C
LIPS. ............. . .UP AN
D COMING MOVIES:. . ..-.ANTHONY HOPKINS
.AND .GARY OLDMAN .STAR. IN A MOVIE CALL
ED .DRACULA.. EARLY. PREDICTIONS SAY THI
S SHOULD BE A. HIT!. DUE TO BE RELEASED
IN NOVEMBER!. ..-.TOM CRUISE .WILL STAR
IN A MOVIE. CALLED .A FEW GOOD MEN.. .CR
UISE .PLAYS. A YOUNG NAVY LAWYER. ALSO I
N THE. MOVIE: .KIEFER SUTHERLAND, DEMI M
OORE,. .AND .JACK NICHOLSON.. THIS ONE I
S GOING. TO BE HUGE!. DUE OUT IN NOVEMBE
R!. ..-.JACK NICHOLSON .STARS IN A MOVIE
. CALLED .HOFFA.. THE MOVIE IS ABOUT. TH
E TEAMSTERS LEADER JIMMY HOFFA.. ITS DIR
ECTED AND CO-STARED BY. .DANNY DEVITO..
..-.SPIKE LEE .RETURNS WITH THE MOVIE. .
MALCOLM X... ..-.HOME ALONE II:LOST IN N
EW YORK... THIS WILL BE THE MOST ANTICIP
ATED. COMEDY. .MACAULAY CULKIN .WILL. RE
TURN FOR THIS ONE. DUE OUT IN. NOVEMBER.
. ..-.ROBERT DOWNEY JR. .RETURNS AND. WI
LL PLAY THE PART OF .CHARLIE. CHAPLIN..
THE MOVIE WILL BE. CALLED .CHAPLIN.. DUE
IN DECEMBER.. ..-.KEVIN COSTNER .AND .W
HITNEY HOUSTON. .WILL STAR IN THE MOVIE
.BODYGUARD... BASED ON THE LAWRENCE KASD
AM. SCREENPLAY. .COSTNER .PLAYS .HOUSTON
'S. .BODYGUARD. DUE OUT IN DECEMBER.. ..
-.STEVE MARTIN .PLAYS AN EVANGELIST IN.
THE MOVIE TITLED .LEAP OF FAITH. .DUE. I
N DECEMBER.. ..-.REMEMEBER .ARACHNOPHOBI
A.? WILL. THE DIRECTOR OF THAT MOVIE (.F
RANK. MARSHALL .TAKES ANOTHER SHOT AT. T
HE BIG SCREEN. THIS TIME HE WILL. BRING
TO THE SCREEN .PIERS PAUL. READ'S .RIVET
ING BEST-SELLER ABOUT. THE SURVIVORS OF
A PLANE CRASH WHO. MUST RESORT TO CANNIB
OLISM TO. STAY ALIVE. THE MOVIE IS TITLE
D. .ALIVE.. AND IS DUE IN NOVEMBER.. ..-
.ROBIN WILLIAMS .WILL PLAY A TOY MAKER.
IN THE MOVIE CALLED .TOYS.. DUE IN. NOVE
MBER.. . .
.BY:.EGOR. ..PRESS RETURN....... . .
...... .A GUIDE TO BEING LAME .......
....................... ..
.... .BY: MIND SHADOW .......
......................../.> .AS A FAVOU
R TO ALL THOSE WHO.../. .ASPIRE TO JOIN
THE RANKS OF.../. .USERS SUCH AS BIRD
OF PREY AND.../. .TERMINATOR, I BRING Y
OU THE.../. .'BEGINNERS GUIDE TO BEING
LAME'.../. .I DECIDED THAT MY FIRST ART
ICLE.../. .FOR THE UG SINCE ISSUE #15 S
HOULD.../. .CONTAIN WORTHWHILE AND HELP
FUL.../. .INFORMATION FOR BBS'ERS EVERY
-.../. .WHERE. SO, HERE I AM. WELL,..
./. .ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT, LET'S GET RIGHT.
../. .INTO IT, SHALL WE!?.../.../. .FI
RST, I WANT ALL OF YOU TO KNOW.../. .TH
AT BEING LAME IS AN ART, AND IS.../. .N
OT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY. TO.../. .BECOM
E LAME IS NOT AN OVERNIGHT.../. .THING.
IT TAKES YEARS OF HARD.../. .WORK AND
DEDICATION. THEN, AND.../. .ONLY THEN
, MAY YOU BEGIN TO.../. .UNDERSTAND THE
TRUE NATURE OF.../. .LAMENESS..../....
/. .I WILL NOW GIVE YOU A SERIES OF.../
. .TIPS THAT WILL HELP YOU IN YOUR.../.
.QUEST TO BECOME LAME..../.../. .TIP
#1:.../. ........../. .THE FIRST AND F
OREMOST PART OF.../. .BECOMING LAME HAS
TO DO WITH YOUR.../. .ALIAS. IT IS IM
PORTANT TO CHOOSE.../. .THE RIGHT ALIAS
, OR PEOPLE MAY.../. .CONSIDER YOU NOT
TO BE TRULY.../. .LAME. THE ONE THING
TO REMEMBER.../. .HERE IS TO CHOOSE AN
ALIAS THAT.../. .MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A
NERD THAT.../. .HAS TOO MUCH FREE TIME.
.../. .<.EG: BIRD OF PREY, TERMINATOR,.
./. TURNIP, (OOPS...) ETC....>../.
AN IMPORTANT LESSON TO BE LEARNED../.
HERE IS THAT THE KEY TO A LAME.../. .A
LIAS IS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU.../. .
WORSHIP SOMETHING HIGH-TECH, OR.../. .I
N SOME CASES...A VEGETABLE..../..../....
/. .TIP #2:.../. ........../. .WHEN F
IRST LOGGING ONTO A BBS.../. .SYSTEM, I
MPORTANT THINGS TO DO.../. .ARE AS FOLL
OWS:.../..../. .1] .ATTEMPT TO ENTER TH
E U/DS A.../. .MULTIPLE NUMBER OF TI
MES..../..../. .2] .LEAVE THE SYSOP/CO-
SYSOP MAIL../. ASKING WHY YOU HAVE N
O U/D.../. .ACCESS..../..../. .3] .
ENTER THE SUBS (IF POSSIBLE.../. .WI
TH YOUR LEVEL) AND PROCEED.../. .TO
POST A 2-8 LINE POST SAYING.../. .HO
W GOOD THE BOARD IS, AND.../. .ASKIN
G WHERE YOU CAN GET A.../. .COPY TO
PUT UP.../. <.IMPORTANT.: DO NOT EXC
EED THE../. .......... .8-LINE POS
TING.../. .LIMIT. DOING SO COULD R
UIN.../. .YOUR CHANCES AT BECOMING
A../. LAMER!.>../..../. .4] .AFTER
YOUR POST, ATTEMPT TO.../. .ENTER T
HE U/D'S AND THE MODS,.../. .THEN RE
QUEST A CHAT AT LEAST.../. .10 TIMES
. .<.BE CAREFUL, SOME.../. .ANTI-LA
MER BOARD HAVE A BUILT.../. .IN FUNC
TION THE KICKS YOU OFF.../. .THE BOA
RD AFTER A CERTAIN #.../. .OF CHAT R
EQUESTS. AS CRUEL../. AND HEARTLESS
AS IT MAY BE, IT.../. .HAS BEEN KNO
WN TO HAPPEN!.>.../.../. .5] .TRY TO LE
AVE A MESSAGE ON THE.../. .BOARD BY
TYPING IT AT THE MAIN../. PROMPT. T
HIS IS USUALLY DONE.../. .BEFORE POS
TING A MESSAGE, BUT.../. .CAN BE USE
D AFTERWARDS TO.../. .ESTABLISH EXTR
EME LAMENESS..../.../. .6] .WHEN THE SY
SOP DOESN'T REPLY.../. .TO YOUR FEED
BACK, CONTINUE TO.../. .LEAVE FEEDBA
CK THREATENING HIS.../. .DOG UNTIL H
E DECIDES TO DELETE../. YOU. IF YOU
ARE DELETED, CALL.../. .BACK AS SOM
EONE ELSE, AND TRY.../. .TO PASS AS
THEM BY POSTING.../. .WITH YOUR OWN
STYLE..../..../..../. .TIP #3:.../. ..
......../. .ALL GOOD LAMERS HAVE A COLO
UR.../. .SCHEME. BE SURE TO COMPOSE A.
../. .COLOUR SCHEME OF YOUR OWN BEFORE.
../. .POSTING A MESSAGE. SOME.../. .A
CCEPTABLE COLOUR COMBINATIONS../. ARE:
.............. .................../...
./..../. .TIP #4:.../. ........../. .
AS ANY GOOD LAMER WILL TELL YOU,.../. .
AN IMPORTANT FACTOR IN BECOMING.../. .L
AME IS TO ACQUIRE A LIST OF../. BBS'ER
PHONE #'S. THEN, IF FOR.../. .SOME REA
SON THEY SHOULD THREATEN.../. .TO DELET
E YOU, BLACKLIST YOU OR.../. .ANY OTHER
SADISTIC CRIME, YOU CAN.../. .POST THA
T BBS'ERS NUMBER IN EVERY../. BASE OF E
VERY BOARD YOU CALL..../..../..../. .TI
P #5:.../. ........../. .ONE OF THE MO
ST BASIC RULES OF.../. .LAMEDOM IS THAT
YOU NEVER, NEVER.../. .POST IN THE RIG
HT SUB-BASE. FOR.../. .EXAMPLE, IF YOU
WANTED TO POST A.../. .MESSAGE IN WHIC
H YOU ADVERTISE../. YOUR NEW BOARD, THE
BEST PLACE TO.../. .PUT THAT WOULD BE
IN THE MAIN.../. .BASE. SURE, THE SYSO
P MAY NOT../. APPRECIATE IT, BUT REMEMB
ER, HE'S.../. .JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE HE
PROBABLY.../. .HAS A GOOD REPUTATION AN
D HAS NO.../. .HOPE OF EVER BECOMING LA
ME..../. .DON'T FEEL TOO BAD FOR HIM, S
OME.../. .PEOPLE ACTUALLY ENJOY BEING..
./. .RESPECTED. (GOD KNOWS WHY!?).../.
.../. .TIP #6:.../. ........../. .ANO
THER SMALL THING TO REMEMBER.../. .IS T
HAT ASPIRING LAMERS MUST../. NEVER SPEL
L CORRECTLY, AND MUST../. USE STRANGE S
YMBOLS TO SPELL OUT.../. .WORDS. SUCH
AS: .K00L.,./<ICKIN'.,.../. \LITE., ETC
... ETC....../..../..../. .TIP #7:.../.
........../. THE LAST AND MOST IMPORT
ANT THING.../. .TO REMEMBER IS THAT LAM
ERS MUST.../. .ALWAYS HAVE A BIG EGO AN
D MUST.../. .TRY TO LOOK .\LITE.. IF Y
OU'RE.../. .NOT SURE OF HOW TO DO SO, W
ATCH.../. .USERS SUCH AS .SCAMMER .AND
.BIRD OF.../. .PREY.. TWO USERS WHO HA
VE REACHED.../. .THE HIGHEST PLATEAU OF
LAMEDOM BY.../. .INSULTING OTHERS, OR
PRETENDING.../. .TO BE COOL, WHATEVER T
HE CASE MAY.../. .BE..../..../. .I AND
OTHERS LIKE ME WISH YOU.../. .LUCK IN
ACHIEVING YOUR GOAL OF.../. .'ULTIMATE
LAMENESS'. SOME PEOPLE.../. .SAY TO ME
'MIND SHADOW, I ALREADY.../. .HAVE A G
OOD REPUTATION, HOW CAN I.../. .BECOME
LAME, NOW?' THE ANSWER IS.../. .SIMPLE
... CHANGING YOUR ALIAS IS.../. .A QUIC
K AND EASY METHOD OF.../. .BECOMING LAM
E FAST. [.SEE TIP #1.../. .FOR INFO ON
HOW TO CHOOSE A LAME.../. .ALIAS.].../
..../. .REMEMBER THE LAMER MOTO:.../...
./. .'IF IT'S NOT LAME, IT'S CRAP!'.../
.../. .FOR LAMERS EVERYWHERE, I BID YOU
.../. .FAREWELL, AND HOPE YOU TOO CAN..
./. .ACHIEVE THE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE AND...
/. .JOIN .ICE BYTE .IN 'ULTIMATE.../.
.LAMENESS'. L8RZ+!.../.................
...........> .M.I.N.D SHA.D.O.W.
..................RET
URN....... . . .......................
............ .....UNDERGROUND EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW... .........................
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........ . .HAS BEEN CANCELLED!. . SOR
RY GUYS, THIS WAS A LAST. MINUTE MOVE.
I WAS ASKED NOT TO. PRINT IT DUE TO T
HINGS BEYOND. MY POWER. SORRY!. MAYBE
NEXT. ISSUE!. . .
EGOR.. ..PRESS RETUR....... . . .EMPTY
SPACE.. . .(WAS FULL OF THE INTERVIEW
. .BUT I HAD TO SCRAP IT).. . . .
PRESS RETURN.........
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