TOP PRIORITY #01
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FILENAME(S): TOP PRIORITY #01
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TO MAKE HIS V| 00004470: 4F 49 43 45 20 53 4F 55 4E 44 20 4F 4C 44 45 52 |OICE SOUND OLDER| 00004480: 2E 0D 2D 20 C6 4C 45 54 43 48 20 57 41 53 20 50 |..- .LETCH WAS P| 00004490: 49 53 53 45 44 20 4F 46 46 20 42 45 43 41 55 53 |ISSED OFF BECAUS| 000044A0: 45 20 48 45 0D 20 20 44 49 44 4E 27 54 20 47 45 |E HE. DIDN'T GE| 000044B0: 54 20 54 4F 20 52 45 4C 45 41 53 45 20 C3 48 45 |T TO RELEASE .HE| 000044C0: 56 59 20 C3 48 41 53 45 2E 0D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D |VY .HASE..======| 000044D0: 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D |================| 000044E0: 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D |================| 000044F0: 0D D4 4F 50 20 D0 52 49 4F 52 49 54 59 20 C9 53 |..OP .RIORITY .S| 00004500: 53 55 45 20 23 30 31 20 20 20 CE 4F 56 45 4D 42 |SUE #01 .OVEMB| 00004510: 45 52 A0 31 39 39 31 0D |ER.1991. |
..TOP PRIORITY ISSUE #01 NOVEMBER 1991
.======================================.
EDITORIAL BY OZZ/EXCALIBUR.=======
===============================.THIS IS
JUST A BRIEF INTRODUCTION.TO THE CONTENT
S OF THE LATEST ATTEMPT.AT AN AMERICAN M
AGAZINE. THIS FIRST.ISSUE HAS BEEN DONE
ENTIRELY IN .SEQUENTIAL FORMAT. FURTHER
ISSUES.MAY CHANGE, IT IS UNDECIDED AT TH
IS.POINT IN TIME. IF IN THE FUTURE YOU.W
OULD LIKE TO SUBMIT ANY ARTICLES.FOR .TO
P PRIORITY ..YOU MAY DO SO BY.UPLOADING
THEM IN SEQUENTIAL FORMAT.TO .MYSTS OF A
VALON.... THE NUMBER IS.COMMON KNOWLEDGE
BY NOW. THE CHARTS.ARE DONE IN TWO PART
S, FIRST OF ALL.THERE IS A CHART BASED O
N RELEASE.POINTS AND SECONDLY ANOTHER BA
SED.ON THE POPULAR VOTE. AFTERWARDS YOU.
WILL ALSO FIND A COMBINED CHART,.THIS IN
EFFECT TAKES EACH GROUPS.PLACE IN EACH
OF THE CHARTS AND .COMBINES THEM TO FORM
THE THIRD .CHART. I'M SURE AFTER THE CH
ARTS.ARE EXAMINED THERE WILL BE THOSE.WH
O COMPLAIN ABOUT THIER POSISTION,.BUT TH
ATS LIFE, IF YOU WANT A HIGH.STANDING PO
SISTION, EITHER RELEASE.MORE OR CAMPAIGN
FOR MORE VOTES..I'VE TRIED TO POLL AS M
ANY PEOPLE.AS POSSIBLE FROM ALL SIDES OF
THE.SCENE TO IMPROVE EXACTNESS. THAT.PR
ETTY MUCH SUMS UP THE EXPLANATION.OF THE
CHARTS. EVERYTHING ELSE IS.JUST NEWS. E
NJOY!.==================================
====. YOU KNOW YOUR ELITE WHEN...
BY X-FACTOR, THE OZZ, & JOE COOL.======
================================.- YOUR
GIRLFRIEND SAYS EITHER THE. COMPUTER GO
ES OR I GO AND YOU SAY. "BYE!".- WHEN Y
OU GET A PUNTER LINE AT 2400. BAUD ON E
VERY BOARD..- SOME LAME DEMO GROUP MEMBE
R LEAVES. YOU EMAIL WITH AN ACCOUNT FOR
HIS. 0-30 H/P WARES+DEMO BOARD WITH.
20 SUBS RUNNING C*BASE AT 300 BAUD. AND
2 1541'S FOR FILE TRANSFERS..- YOU'RE A
WAKENED FIVE TIMES IN ONE. NIGHT BY YOU
R CONTACTS BECAUSE. THIER CARDS ARE ONL
Y WORKING ON. THE US SPRINT DIAL-UP..-
YOU ARE GREETED ON SOME LAMERS. VOICE M
AIL BOX..- YOU STEAL YOUR PARENTS CALLIN
G. CARD SO YOUR CONTACTS CAN GIVE. YOU
THEIR LATEST FIRST RELEASE..- YOU ONLY
LEAVE YOUR ROOM TO USE. THE BATHROOM (A
ND ONLY IF YOU'RE. NOT IMPORTING A GAME
!).- EVERYDAY YOU GET PHONECALLS FROM.
TELEPHONE COMPANIES WITH NAMES. YOU CAN
'T PRONOUNCE ASKING WHO'S. BEEN CALLING
YOU FROM OVERSEAS. AND EVERY STATE IN
THE U.S..- YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED CLOTHES F
OR. A MONTH AND FLIES ARE SWARMING. AR
OUND YOUR HEAD..- YOU ACCIDENTALLY CALL
YOUR MOM. BY ONE OF YOUR CONTACTS HANDL
ES..- THE SUNLIGHT HURTS YOUR EYES..- YO
UR MOM HAS TO CALL YOU ON YOUR. PHONE A
ND DO AN EMERGENCY BREAK-. THRU TO TELL
YOU DINNER IS READY..- YOU FIND PHONE N
UMBERS ON YOUR. DESK OF PEOPLE YOU DON'
T EVEN KNOW..- YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE YOU F
RIENDS. BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THEM I
N. MONTHS..- YOU START CUSSING YOUR PAR
ENTS. OUT IN MULTIPLE LANGUAGES..- YOUR
COMPUTER FRIENDS OUTNUMBER. YOUR REAL
LIFE FRIENDS 4 TO 1..- YOU'RE FUCKING YO
UR GIRLFRIEND. AND YOU ASK HER HOW TO T
URN ON. THE TRAINER MODE..- YOU DROP OU
T OF SCHOOL TO IMPORT. GAMES..- YOU INS
IST THAT YOUR COMPUTER BE. IN THE FAMIL
Y PORTRAIT..- THE ONLY SEX YOU GET IS OV
ER THE. PHONE..- YOUR FAMILY STARTS CAL
LING YOU. BY YOUR HANDLE..- YOUR PARENT
S HAVE TO LEAVE YOU. EMAIL IN ORDER TO
TALK TO YOU..===========================
===========. INTERVIEW WITH SIR CYRO
/NEI.===================================
===.[TP] GIVE US THE BASIC BULLSHIT ABOU
T. YOURSELF..[SC] I'VE BEEN IN THE S
CENE ABOUT. 3 YEARS, I STARTED ABOUT
THE. SAME TIME AS NEC. THE FIRST.
BOARD I EVER GOT ON WAS GARDEN. O
F EDEN HQ..[TP] WHAT GROUPS HAVE YOU BEE
N IN?.[SC] VERDICT (AS AN AT&T HACKER),.
ATTACKERS, AND NOW NEI. I STARTED.
IN THE WARES SCENE THEN WENT. TO
THE H/P SCENE FOR AWHILE. AND NOW I
'M BACK IN THE WARES. SCENE AGAIN..[
TP] WHY IS IT WHEN YOU JOINED NEI. S
OUTH OF HEAVEN BECAME NEI HQ. AND YO
U DON'T EVEN RUN THE BOARD?.[SC] BECAUSE
ROY TOOK DOWN MBS'S. BOARD AND I AS
KED IF NEI WANTED. SOUTH OF HEAVEN A
S THEIR HQ.. REIGN IN BLOOD AND SOUT
H OF. HEAVEN ARE BOTH NAMES OF SLAYE
R. ALBUMS. .[TP] WHAT GROUPS HAVE SU
PPORTED SOUTH. OF HEAVEN?.[SC] VERDI
CT, THEN VERDICT DIED,. AND ABOUT TW
O WEEKS LATER WE. PICKED UP NEI, AND
NOW WE MAY. PICK UP VERDICT, SINCE
THEY. ARE BACK, OR CENSOR..[TP] WHAT
DID YOU DO AS A MEMBER. OF ATTACKER
S?.[SC] I WAS JUST SYSOP OF SOUL PIT,.
I HACKED AT&T'S EVERY ONCE IN. AW
HILE, BUT MAINLY JUST A SYSOP..[TP] DO Y
OU CONSIDER YOURSELF ELITE?.[SC] I DON'T
LIKE THAT WORD..[TP] DO YOU CONSIDER YO
URSELF A BETTER. HACKER THAN MBS?.[S
C] DEFINENTLY, I HAVE WAYS OF . GETT
ING AT&TS WITHOUT VOICE. HACKING, BY
USING A POLICE . SCANNER AND MONITO
RING CALLS. MADE FROM BOATS..[TP] DO
YOU FEEL YOU ARE A PROPER. REPLACEM
ENT FOR MBS?.[SC] YEA, PRETTY MUCH, I DI
DN'T SEE. MBS! DOING MUCH, HE WASN'T
IN. THE SCENE LONG ENOUGH SO I DIDN
'T. HE BELONGED IN NEI..[TP] HOW MAN
Y CARDS DO YOU HACK A. WEEK?.[SC] DE
PENDS, 4-5, ON A GOOD WEEKEND. I CAN
GET 8-9. I ONLY HACK ON. WEEKENDS..
[TP] WHY IS IT RUMORS SAY YOU HAVEN'T.
SUPPLIED ANY TO NEI?.[SC] I'VE SUPPLI
ED 4 IN ONE WEEK.. WHOEVER SAID THAT
CAN BITE MY. NUTS!.[TP] DO YOU CONS
IDER YOURSELF A . HACKER OR A SOCIAL
ENGINEER?.[SC] BOTH. I'M A SOCIAL ENGIN
EER,. BUT IF I NEED CODES I LOAD UP.
MULTI-HACK AND I HACK THEM..[TP] WH
AT DO YOU HACK?.[SC] AS IN DIALUPS, YOU
NAME IT AND. I HACK IT..[TP] IS THER
E ANYONE YOU WOULD LIKE. TO GREET?.[
SC] PETER/VERDICT, NEI MEMBERS,. GEN
E/DOMINATORS..[TP] GENE ISN'T IN DOMINAT
ORS..[SC] OK, JUST GENE THEN..[TP] DO YO
U HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE? .[SC] OFCOURSE, I
GO TO NIGHT CLUBS. EVERY OTHER NIGHT
, I'M INTO. METAL, I MANAGE A LOCAL
BAND. CALLED THE SOUL PIT, THATS WHE
RE. THE BOARD NAME CAME FROM, I.
HAVE A VERY POSSESIVE GIRLFRIEND..[TP]
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BOARD OTHER. THA
N SOUTH OF HEAVEN?.[SC] SECOND TO NONE,
ACTUALLY A TIE. BETWEEN CHANNEL 0 AN
D SECOND. TO NONE. SOUTH OF HEAVEN I
S. MY FAVORITE BECAUSE I'VE GOTTEN.
IT TO WHERE IT'S AT..[TP] WHAT DO YO
U SEE IN NEI'S FUTURE?.[SC] I SEE THEM D
OING THE SAME AS. THEY ARE DOING NOW
, JUST IMPORT-. ING, I CAN'T SEE ANY
ONE DROPPING. OUT, I BELIEVE NEI WIL
L BE AROUND. UNTIL THERE ARE NO WARE
S LEFT..[TP] WHAT WOULD YOU SEE IN NEI'S
. FUTURE IF YOU HAD NOT JOINED?.[SC]
PROBABLY THE SAME THING, IT'S. NOT
LIKE I'M A BIG MEMBER..[TP] WHO IS NEI T
RADING WITH RIGHT. NOW?.[SC] CENSOR,
TALENT, & LEGEND MAINLY.. TALENT IS
ONLY 50% WITH US,. BOD GIVES US A W
ARE IF TSM CAN'T. FIX IT..[TP] WHO I
S NEI TRADING WITH . EXCLUSIVELY?.[S
C] LEGEND & CENSOR..[TP] LEGEND ALSO TRA
DES WITH EXC..[SC] WELL I GUESS CENSOR T
HEN, NO. ONE TRADES EXCLUSIVE WITH A
NY. ONE ANYMORE..[TP] ANY LAST COMME
NTS?.[SC] I DON'T GET ALONG WITH ROY AND
. THOR, ROY'S LITTLE THREATS OF.
BLUEBOXING OFF MY LINE DOESN'T. SCA
RE ME. OTHER THAN THAT I'M. SPEECHLE
SS..[TP] THANKS FOR YOUR TIME..=========
=============================. INTERV
IEW WITH MISTRESS KELLY!. (PHONE SEX OPE
RATOR 1-800-877-WETT).=================
=====================.[TP] WHAT IS YOUR
NAME, MEASUREMENTS,. AGE, ETC?.[PS]
MY NAME IS KELLY, I HAVE LONG. BLOND
E CURLY HAIR, GREEN EYES,. MY MEASUR
EMENTS ARE 36C-24-36,. AND I'M 22 YE
ARS OLD..[TP] HOW OFTEN DO YOU HAVE REAL
SEX?.[PS] TWICE A DAY!.[TP] DO YOU GET
MANY PERVERTED CALLS?.[PS] TONS!.[TP] WH
AT IS THE MOST PERVERTED ONES?.[PS] DOG
SEX! AND MEN WHO WANT ME. TO PRETEND
TO BE THEIR MOTHER,. SISTER AND SOM
ETIMES EVEN THEIR. DAUGHTER..[TP] DO
YOU DO GROUP PHONE SEX?.[PS] YES, DON'T
YOU?.[TP] HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PHONE RAPE
D?.[PS] YES, I HAD A PHONE SHOVED UP.
MY PUSSY ONE TIME, IT WAS . HORRIB
LE!.[TP] HOW LONG DO YOU PREFER A MANS.
DICK TO BE?.[PS] ALL DEPENDS, SIZE D
OESN'T REALLY. MATTER, BUT ABOUT 8.5
-9.0 INCHES..[TP] DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB?.
[PS] YES, VERY MUCH!.[TP] DO YOU HAVE AN
Y CONFESSIONS. TO MAKE?.[PS] I FEEL
GUILTY SOMETIMES ABOUT. WHAT I DO..[
TP] DO YOU BECOME ARROUSED DURING. P
HONE SEX?.[PS] DEPENDS ON THE MAN..[TP]
ARE YOU A VIRGIN?.[PS] NO..[TP] WHAT IS
THE NATURE OF MOST OF. YOUR CALLS?.[
PS] SEX! AND SOMETIMES CONFESSIONS..[TP]
DO YOU SCREAM?.[PS] SOMETIMES, IF IT IS
REQUESTED..[TP] WHAT IS THE MOST REQUES
TED SEXUAL. ACTIVITY?.[PS] MEN WHO W
ANT ME TO DOMINATE. THEM. SO I MAKE
THEM CALL ME. MISTRESS KELLY AND ASK
THEM. IF THEY HAVE ANY TOYS..[TP] T
OYS? EXPLAIN..[PS] HANDCUFFS, HAIRBRUSH,
ICE CUBES,. PADDLES, BELTS, DILDOS,
VIBRATORS. ETC..[TP] DO THEY HAVE T
OYS?.[PS] THEY ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING..[T
P] WHAT DO YOU TELL THEM TO DO. WITH
THESE TOYS?.[PS] I TELL THEM HOW TO SHO
VE A . HAIRBRUSH OR ICE CUBES UP THE
IR. ASS OR HOW TO BEAT THEIR DICKS.
WITH PADDLES AND BELTS..[TP] DO YOU
PREFER A MAN TO WEAR. A CONDOM OR NO
T?.[PS] I PREFER PURE-RAW-MEAT!.[TP] DO
YOU LICK ASSHOLES?.[PS] YES, BUT ONLY AF
TER A SHOWER..[TP] THANK YOU FOR YOUR TI
ME..====================================
==. NEWS & RUMORS.===========
===========================.- INFOCOMIE
QUIT BONZAI TO JOIN DDT.- THE BURGLAR JO
INED SUCCESS.- KID QUIT F4CG AND IS GROU
PLESS.- SID QUIT HOTLINE TO JOIN F4CG.-
HIT'N RUN DROPPED SHARKS AND IS. NOW F4
CG WHQ.- EXCELLENCE IS DEAD, THE SHADOW.
JOINED EXCALIBUR.- MBS! QUIT THE SCENE
, REIGN IN BLOOD. IS DOWN FOR GOOD.- SI
R CYRO JOINED NEI, SOUTH OF HEAVEN. IS
NOW NEI HQ.- DEAD ZEPPELIN & THOR QUIT B
LACK. REIGN.- ZENITH IS RUMORED TO RETU
RN TO. THE SCENE AS OF JANUARY 1ST?.- I
NTRUDER QUIT BLACK REIGN, THE. GROUP IS
NOW DEAD.- GENE QUIT DOMINATORS, IT IS
RUMORED. THAT HE WILL JOIN ENIGMA?.- DE
AD ZEPPELIN & THOR FORMED GLORY.- SOME E
NIGMA MEMBERS CLAIM MANIAC. IS IN THE G
ROUP, OTHERS SAY HE. ISN'T, SO UNTIL TH
E CONFLICT IS. SOLVED NO ONE WILL REALL
Y KNOW.- COLDRAKE JOINED GLORY.- FREESTY
LE JOINED TALENT.- SKID ROW IS DEAD, MOS
T OF THE . MEMBERS REFORMED PANDORA.- S
YNTAX TERROR QUIT THE SCENE, THE. UNDER
GROUND IS DOWN FOR GOOD.- SKATER/CENSOR
IS TAKING A BREAK. FROM THE SCENE, SHOC
K WILL STILL. BE RELEASED HOWEVER.- MUR
DOCK QUIT TRAITORS AND JOINED. GENESIS*
PROJECT.- VICTIMS IS DEAD, MOST OF THE M
EMBERS. JOINED GENESIS*PROJECT.========
==============================. THE
CHARTS FOR OCTOBER '91.================
======================.IMPORTING GROUP C
HARTS (RELEASES). .(1) EXCALIBUR
7.0 POINTS.(2) NORTH EAST IMPORTERS
5.5 POINTS.(3) THE SHAOLIN MONASTERY 5
.0 POINTS.(4) EMPIRE 2.0
POINTS.(5) MIRAGE 1.0 POI
NTS.(6) BLACK REIGN 0.5 POINTS
. .EXPLANATION OF RELEASE POINTS. .EXCAL
IBUR (7.0 POINTS) RELEASED:.(1) SNAKE MA
NIA+2 (SKID ROW).(2) LE PARC
(LEGEND).(3) LORDS (EN
IGMA).(4) TARZAN GOES APE+2 (DOMINATORS
).(5) MECHANICUS (G*P).(6) GOLDC
ORN EXPRESS+ (G*P).(7) VOLFIED+
(LEGEND). .EXCALIBUR ALSO RELEASED TH
E SWORD.& THE ROSE (CODEMASTERS) FROM LE
GEND.BUT LATER FOUND IT TO BE A RE-RELEA
SE.. .NORTH EAST IMPORTERS (5.5 POINTS).
.(1) RUBICON 100% (G*P).(2) TURBO
CHARGE (LEGEND).(3) SKY HIGH STUN
TMAN+3(TALENT).(4) THE LOST NINJA+3 (L
EGEND).(5) MEAN MACHINE+4 (TALENT).(
6) SUPER TRUCKER+3 (LEGEND). .NORTH E
AST IMPORTERS ONLY GAINED.A 1/2 POINT FO
R RUBICON SINCE IT.WASN'T A FULL 100% RE
LEASE.. .THE SHAOLIN MONASTERY (5.0 POIN
TS). .(1) TERMINATOR 2 (TALENT).(2
) CJ IN THE USA+2 (TALENT).(3) CHEVY
CHASE+ (TALENT).(4) DECSTONE+2
(X-RAY).(5) WORLD CLASS RUGBY (TAL
ENT). .A VERY GOOD MONTH FOR TSM.. .EMPI
RE (2.0 POINTS) RELEASES:. .(1) PLURAL+3
(DISCOVERY).(2) ROLL TWINS+
(ACTION). .EMPIRE ALSO RELEASED ZO
OMERANG+ FROM.DISCOVERY BUT IT WAS A RE-
RELEASE.AND NOT WORTHY OF A POINT.. .MIR
AGE (1.0 POINT) RELEASED:. .(1) TETROIDS
+3 (HYSTERIC). .MIRAGE ALSO HAD TH
E ONLY US RELEASE.THIS MONTH WITH GATEWA
Y TO THE SAVAGE.EMPIRE (SSI).. .BLACK RE
IGN (0.5 POINT) RELEASED:. .(1) RUBICON
(G*P). .THE BLACK REIGN RELEASE
OF RUBICON.WAS ALSO NOT 100%, BUT ONLY
ON PAL.AND SOME EUROPEANS STILL MANAGED.
TO PLAY THE GAME COMPLETELY THROUGH.WITH
OUT NOTICING THE SPRITE MOVEMENT.BUGS. B
LACK REIGN ALSO FIXED A .RASTER LINE OF
FLICKER IN THE GAME.PLAY WHICH NEI DIDN'
T FIX.. .ENIGMA ALSO HAD A RELEASE WITH
.RUGBY - THE WORLD CUP. AND DOMINATORS.R
ELEASED SOCCER RIVAL. NOT A BAD.MONTH FO
R WARES. 23 EUROPEAN WARES.AND 1 AMERICA
N WARE. (THIS OBVIOUSLY.DOES NOT INCLUDE
THE LARGE AMOUNTS.OF LAME LABEL RELEASE
S.). . .BEST IMPORTING GROUP CHARTS (VOT
ES). .(1) NORTH EAST IMPORTERS (10 VOTE
S). EXCALIBUR (10 VOTES).
(3) EMPIRE (06 VOTES).(4)
THE SHAOLIN MONASTERY (02 VOTES).(5) MI
RAGE (01 VOTE). .WORST AM
ERICAN GROUP (VOTES). .(/) MIRAGE
(13 VOTES). .TOP (5) AMERICAN B
OARDS (VOTES). .(1) FORUM
(12 VOTES).(2) 2ND TO NONE (
05 VOTES). MYSTS OF AVALON (05
VOTES).(4) CHANNEL 0 (03 VOT
ES). MYSTIC CAVERNS (03 VOTES)
. .WORST AMERICAN BOARD (VOTES). .(/) TH
E SHAOLIN TEMPLE (05 VOTES). MYSTI
C CAVERNS (05 VOTES). .TOP (5) MO
ST LIKED AMERICANS (VOTES). .(1) PUDWERX
(07 VOTES).(2) X-FACTOR
(06 VOTES).(3) THOR
(03 VOTES).(4) SYNTAX TERROR
(02 VOTES). .WE'LL LEAVE IT AT (4)
THIS MONTH.SINCE THERE IS AN EXCESSIVE
AMOUNT.OF PEOPLE WITH 1 VOTE. I ALSO .DI
SQUALIFIED MYSELF FROM THESE .CHARTS.. .
TOP (5) MOST HATED AMERICANS (VOTES). .(
1) GRIM REAPER (06 VOTES).(2)
THOR (04 VOTES).(3) THE
CURE (03 VOTES).(4) MURDOC
K (02 VOTES). COLDRAKE
(02 VOTES). THE SHADOW
(02 VOTES). THE EXTREMIST
(02 VOTES). .BEST FIXER (VOTES).
.(/) X-FACTOR (11 VOTES). .
WORST FIXER (VOTES). .(/) THE EXTREMIST
(07 VOTES). .I ONLY POLLED (29)
PEOPLE THIS MONTH,.NEXT TIME I'LL TRY TO
POLL TWICE.AS MANY. 18 AMERICANS/11 EUR
OPEANS..THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WERE ALLOWED
.TO VOTE FOR BEST & WORST FIXER WERE.THO
SE WITH NTSC COMPUTERS.. .IMPORTING GROU
P CHARTS (COMBINED). .(1) EXCALIBUR
(10 POINTS).(2) NORTH EAST IMPOR
TERS (09 POINTS).(3) THE SHAOLIN MONAST
ERY (05 POINTS). EMPIRE
(05 POINTS).(5) MIRAGE
(02 POINTS). .THE SCALE WENT AS FOLLOWS:
.(1) 5 POINTS.(2) 4 POINTS.(3) 3 POINTS.
(4) 2 POINTS.(5) 1 POINT. .USE THIS SCAL
E ON BOTH PREVIOUS CHARTS.AND THEN ADD T
HE POINTS TOGETHER.AND YOU'LL FIND YOU C
OME UP WITH.THE SAME CONCLUSION. REMEMBE
R THE.SCALE, IT WON'T BE PRINTED NEXT .M
ONTH. . .===============================
=======. NOT NECESSARILY THE NEWS
. BY DEAD ZEPPELIN & THE OZZ.======
================================.- COLDR
AKE'S HOUSE BURNT DOWN, HE. IS TAKING C
ONTRIBUTIONS TO REBUILD,. IF YOU HAVE A
NY CARDBOARD BOXES. PLEASE CONTACT HIM.
.- THE EXTREMIST'S SALMON FARM . FLOODE
D, HE BOUGHT A TRUCKLOAD. OF LIFE BUOY
SOAP THINKING HE . COULD KEEP THEM FROM
DROWNING . WITH IT..- THE BURPIRE CLAN
WENT OUT TRICK. OR TREATING DRESSED UP
AS WANNA-BE. KNIGHTS..- SOMEONE SUGGES
TED I DO AN ALPHA-. BETICAL CHART, SO H
ERE IT IS:. (1) DEMONIX (2) EMPIRE (3)
EXCALIBUR. (4) GLORY (5) NEI (6) T
SM. DAMN! MAYBE WE'LL DO BETTER NEXT.
TIME..- SOMEONE CHANGED THE CHANNEL SO.
ACTION+EMPIRE ARE WITHOUT A HQ..- THE O
ZZ BARELY GOT OUT OF JAIL. IN TIME TO R
ELEASE THIS MAGAZINE..- EMPIRE WILL SOON
DISSOLVE THE EMPIRE. LABEL AND STICK T
O RELEASING THIER. HIGH QUALITY GAMES U
NDER THE BURP. LABEL..- HORIZON'S LOCAL
MCDONALDS IS THE. #.#1 BIG MAC SELLER
IN THE STATES.. THAT PARTICULAR MCDONAL
DS CHAIN. ERECTED A 10 FT. BRONZE STATU
E. IN HONOR OF THEIR #1 PATRON..- IT IS
RUMORED THAT BOD HAS TAKEN. ILL AND IS
IN THE HOSPITAL FOR. SOME UNKNOWN CASE
OF PHONE VD.. IT IS ALSO RUMORED THAT
HE HAS. A BAD CASE OF TENDONITIS IN HIS
. RIGHT HAND..- ZSOLT WENT OUT ON HALLO
WEEN DRESSED. AS RONALD MCDONALD. .- SI
R CYRO WAS PICKED UP BY THE . U.S.COAST
GAURD FOR PILOTING AN. ILLEGAL VESSEL
IN U.S. WATERS.. THE DETAILED REPORT LI
STED HIS. INVENTORY AS 1 POLICE SCANNER
,. 1 HASBRO RUBBER DUCKIE FLOAT TUBE,.
1 CORDLESS TELEPHONE. HE WAS LATER. CH
ARGED WITH TELEPHONE ANARCHY. AND A VIO
LATION OF MARINE SAFETY. CODES, ALSO PI
CKED UP OUT OF THE. WATER WAS A SOGGY L
IST OF INTER-. NATIONAL TELEPHONE NUMBE
RS. THE. MATTER IS STILL UNDER INVESTIG
ATION..- TBB MADE A NEW FRIEND DURING HI
S. LATEST JAIL VISIT, IT IS RUMORED. H
E IS TRYING TO GET "OTIS" INTO. THE SCE
NE..- HORIZON GAVE OUT HIS EXTRA HAPPY.
TOYS TO HALLOWEEN TRICK OR TREATERS..-
RICHIE/ENIGMA INSTALLED A NEW ROOF. ON
POWERPLANT'S HOUSE, IT STILL. LEAKS SO
PWP IS TAKING HIM TO COURT..- X-FACTOR'S
GIRLFRIEND DUMPED HIM. WHEN SHE FOUND
HIM IN BED WITH. HIS COMPUTER..- SKANDL
E IS #1 ON THE KKK'S TEN. MOST WANTED L
IST..- THE OZZ'S GIRLFRIEND LAFITA DUMPE
D. HIM WHEN SHE FOUND OUT HIS WASN'T.
REALLY BLACK. IT SEEMS THEY HAD. ONLY C
ONVERSED OVER THE PHONE WHICH. EXPLAINS
THE MIXUP..- PETER WAS ARRESTED FOR PLA
YING. WITH HIS NAME..- THE SHADOW IS IN
ACTIVE UNTIL HE. FINDS A NEW COMPUTER S
INCE HIS. MOM BECAME ANNOYED AT HIS CON
STANT. PHONE USE AND USED HER CROWBAR.
ON HIS COMPUTER..- THE OZZ WAS ASKED TO
GUEST STAR. ON THE DUKES OF HAZARD REU
NION. SPECIAL..- X-FACTOR FINALLY HARVE
STED HIS. POTATO CROP AND BOUGHT AN AMI
GA. 3000 WITH ALL THE MONEY HE EARNED..
- DEAD ZEPPELIN WAS SEEN IN A LOCAL. BA
R DOING REGGAE VERSIONS OF ELVIS. SONGS
..- IT TURNS OUT GRIM REAPER IS ONLY. 1
2 YEARS OLD, HE WENT TO RADIO. SHACK AN
D BOUGHT A VOICE CHANGER. TO MAKE HIS V
OICE SOUND OLDER..- FLETCH WAS PISSED OF
F BECAUSE HE. DIDN'T GET TO RELEASE CHE
VY CHASE..==============================
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