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T.PUNISHMENT

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00000BE0: 2A 2A 2A 2A 0D                                    |****.           |
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MPUTERS   (KUNG FU.  EMULATOR)..TERMINAL
 EMULATOR- COMPUTER PLAYS.  DEAD (GOOD W
AY TO AVOID KEYBOARD.  DISABLE)..SID CHI
P- COMPUTER PRINTS SILLY NAMES.  FOR CHI
LDREN..IC- COMPUTER LIES TO OPTOMETRIST.
.TRACTOR FEED- COMPUTER CARES FOR ITS.  
PET HEAVY FARM IMPLEMENT..SPREAD SHEET- 
COMPUTER PRINTS.  PORNOGRAPHIC CENTERFOL
D..DEVICE NOT PRESENT ERROR- COMPUTER.  
REMINDS YOU THAT, WHILE YOU MAY USE.  IT
S PRINTER, YOU ARE MISTAKEN IF YOU.  THI
NK YOU CAN KEEP IT!..BUS- COMPUTER TAKES
 MASS TRANSIT..SPACE BAR- COMPUTER OPENS
 ORBITAL.  SALOON..JOY PORT- COMPUTER SH
OWS SAILORS A.  FUN PLACE TO DOCK..SERIA
L PORT- COMPUTER RUNS SIMULATION.  OF SO
VIET GRAIN IMPORTS..RASTER GRAPHICS- COM
PUTER GROWS.  DREADLOCKS, SMOKES GANJA A
ND DRAWS.  PICTURES OF JAH..PRINT- COMPU
TER REFUSES TO WRITE.  CURSIVE..LIGHT PE
N- COMPUTER REFUSES TO PRINT.  WITH HEAV
Y WRITING IMPLEMENT..LOG ON- COMPUTER BE
COMES LUMBERJACK..CLEAR/HOME- COMPUTER U
SES PET HEAVY.  FARM IMPLEMENT TO TURN Y
OUR HOUSE.  INTO A PARKING LOT..CONTROL-
 COMPUTER IMITATES MAXWELL.  SMART, SECR
ET AGENT 86..FILE NOT FOUND- COMPUTER CA
N'T DO.  ITS NAILS..FORMULA TOO COMPLEX-
 COMPUTER UNABLE.  TO MIX BABY FOOD..OVE
RFLOW- COMPUTER MAKES TOO MUCH.  BABY FO
OD..RETURN WITHOUT GOSUB- COMPUTER COMES
.  HOME FROM TRIP OVERSEAS ON AIRPLANE. 
 INSTEAD OF SUBMARINE..TYPE MISMATCH- CO
MPUTER DOESN'T GET.  ALONG WITH BLIND DA
TE..STRING TOO LONG- EXCESS MATERIAL FOR
.  KITE BUILDING..?- HUH..PADDLE- WHAT K
INKY SAILORS USE IN.  JOY PORT..ATTACK/D
ECAY- COMPUTER USES TOOTHBRUSH.  AND FLO
SS EVERY DAY...        **** END OF TEXT 
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