JOKE1
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FILENAME(S): JOKE1
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| WELCOME ABOARD | JOKE1 | PRG | Radd Maxx | 12 | 0 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
| W H O S DISK | JOKE1 | PRG | Treasure Chest - ralf | 12 | 0 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
| GAME | JOKE1 | PRG | Belgium | 12 | 0 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
| WELCOME ABOARD B | JOKE1 | PRG | DuncanTwain | 12 | 0 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
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FILE CONTENT & ANALYSIS
00000000: 00 10 57 68 79 20 64 69 64 20 47 6F 6E 7A 6F 20 |..Why did Gonzo | 00000010: 61 73 6B 20 74 68 65 20 63 68 69 63 6B 65 6E 20 |ask the chicken | 00000020: 74 6F 20 63 72 6F 73 73 20 74 68 65 20 72 6F 61 |to cross the roa| 00000030: 64 3F 0D 0D 0D 0D 42 65 63 61 75 73 65 20 68 65 |d?....Because he| 00000040: 20 77 61 6E 74 65 64 20 74 6F 20 73 65 65 20 70 | wanted to see p| 00000050: 6F 75 6C 74 72 79 20 69 6E 20 6D 6F 74 69 6F 6E |oultry in motion| 00000060: 2E 0D 0D 0D 57 6F 63 6B 61 2C 20 77 6F 63 6B 61 |....Wocka, wocka| 00000070: 21 00 57 68 79 20 64 69 64 20 74 68 65 20 63 68 |!.Why did the ch| 00000080: 69 63 6B 65 6E 20 67 6F 20 68 61 6C 66 77 61 79 |icken go halfway| 00000090: 20 61 63 72 6F 73 73 20 74 68 65 20 72 6F 61 64 | across the road| 000000A0: 3F 0D 0D 0D 0D 42 65 63 61 75 73 65 20 73 68 65 |?....Because she| 000000B0: 20 77 61 6E 74 65 64 20 74 6F 20 6C 61 79 20 69 | wanted to lay i| 000000C0: 74 20 6F 6E 20 74 68 65 20 6C 69 6E 65 2E 0D 0D |t on the line...| 000000D0: 0D 47 65 74 20 69 74 3F 20 20 49 73 6E 27 74 20 |.Get it? Isn't | 000000E0: 74 68 61 74 20 66 75 6E 6E 65 65 65 3F 00 57 68 |that funneee?.Wh| 000000F0: 61 74 20 64 6F 20 79 6F 75 20 67 65 74 20 77 68 |at do you get wh| 00000100: 65 6E 20 79 6F 75 20 63 72 6F 73 73 20 61 20 63 |en you cross a c| 00000110: 68 69 63 6B 65 6E 20 77 69 74 68 20 61 20 62 65 |hicken with a be| 00000120: 6C 6C 3F 0D 0D 0D 0D 41 6E 20 61 6C 61 72 6D 20 |ll?....An alarm | 00000130: 63 6C 75 63 6B 2E 0D 0D 0D 0D 49 20 6C 6F 76 65 |cluck.....I love| 00000140: 20 74 68 61 74 20 6F 6E 65 21 00 57 68 61 74 20 | that one!.What | 00000150: 64 69 64 20 47 6F 6E 7A 6F 20 67 65 74 20 77 68 |did Gonzo get wh| 00000160: 65 6E 20 68 65 20 63 72 6F 73 73 65 64 20 61 20 |en he crossed a | 00000170: 63 68 69 63 6B 65 6E 20 77 69 74 68 20 61 20 63 |chicken with a c| 00000180: 65 6D 65 6E 74 20 6D 69 78 65 72 3F 0D 0D 0D 41 |ement mixer?...A| 00000190: 20 62 72 69 63 6B 6C 61 79 65 72 21 0D 0D 0D 0D | bricklayer!....| 000001A0: 4F 6F 68 2C 20 74 68 65 20 62 65 61 72 20 69 73 |Ooh, the bear is| 000001B0: 20 68 6F 74 21 00 57 68 61 74 20 64 6F 20 79 6F | hot!.What do yo| 000001C0: 75 20 67 65 74 20 77 68 65 6E 20 79 6F 75 20 63 |u get when you c| 000001D0: 72 6F 73 73 20 74 68 65 20 41 74 6C 61 6E 74 69 |ross the Atlanti| 000001E0: 63 20 4F 63 65 61 6E 20 77 69 74 68 20 74 68 65 |c Ocean with the| 000001F0: 20 54 69 74 61 6E 69 63 3F 0D 0D 0D 48 61 6C 66 | Titanic?...Half| 00000200: 77 61 79 21 0D 0D 0D 0D 49 27 6D 20 73 6F 20 66 |way!....I'm so f| 00000210: 75 6E 6E 65 65 65 21 00 59 6F 75 20 6B 6E 6F 77 |unneee!.You know| 00000220: 20 77 68 79 20 69 74 27 73 20 73 74 75 70 69 64 | why it's stupid| 00000230: 20 74 6F 20 68 6F 6C 64 20 61 20 70 61 72 74 79 | to hold a party| 00000240: 20 66 6F 72 20 63 68 69 63 6B 65 6E 73 20 74 68 | for chickens th| 00000250: 65 73 65 20 64 61 79 73 3F 0D 0D 0D 42 65 63 61 |ese days?...Beca| 00000260: 75 73 65 20 69 74 27 73 20 73 6F 20 68 61 72 64 |use it's so hard| 00000270: 20 74 6F 20 6D 61 6B 65 20 68 65 6E 73 20 6D 65 | to make hens me| 00000280: 65 74 21 0D 0D 0D 42 65 74 20 79 6F 75 20 6E 65 |et!...Bet you ne| 00000290: 76 65 72 20 68 65 61 72 64 20 74 68 61 74 20 6F |ver heard that o| 000002A0: 6E 65 21 00 48 65 79 2C 20 64 69 64 20 79 6F 75 |ne!.Hey, did you| 000002B0: 20 6B 6E 6F 77 20 74 68 61 74 20 4B 65 72 6D 69 | know that Kermi| 000002C0: 74 20 61 6E 64 20 4D 69 73 73 20 50 69 67 67 79 |t and Miss Piggy| 000002D0: 20 61 72 65 6E 27 74 20 67 6F 69 6E 67 20 74 6F | aren't going to| 000002E0: 20 67 72 6F 77 20 62 61 6E 61 6E 61 73 20 61 6E | grow bananas an| 000002F0: 79 20 6C 6F 6E 67 65 72 3F 0D 0D 57 61 6E 6E 61 |y longer?..Wanna| 00000300: 20 6B 6E 6F 77 20 77 68 79 3F 0D 27 43 61 75 73 | know why?.'Caus| 00000310: 65 20 74 68 65 79 27 72 65 20 6C 6F 6E 67 20 65 |e they're long e| 00000320: 6E 6F 75 67 68 20 61 6C 72 65 61 64 79 21 0D 0D |nough already!..| 00000330: 0D 4F 68 2C 20 49 27 6D 20 72 6F 6C 6C 69 6E 67 |.Oh, I'm rolling| 00000340: 20 6E 6F 77 21 00 57 68 61 74 27 73 20 74 68 65 | now!.What's the| 00000350: 20 6E 61 6D 65 20 6F 66 20 74 68 65 20 73 74 72 | name of the str| 00000360: 65 65 74 20 77 68 65 72 65 20 79 6F 75 72 20 43 |eet where your C| 00000370: 6F 6D 6D 6F 64 6F 72 65 20 6C 69 76 65 73 3F 0D |ommodore lives?.| 00000380: 0D 0D 31 35 34 31 20 44 69 73 6B 20 44 72 69 76 |..1541 Disk Driv| 00000390: 65 21 00 41 20 64 6F 63 74 6F 72 20 65 78 61 6D |e!.A doctor exam| 000003A0: 69 6E 65 64 20 4D 69 73 73 20 50 69 67 67 79 27 |ined Miss Piggy'| 000003B0: 73 20 68 61 6E 64 2E 20 20 22 49 27 6D 20 61 66 |s hand. "I'm af| 000003C0: 72 61 69 64 20 69 74 20 77 69 6C 6C 20 6E 65 76 |raid it will nev| 000003D0: 65 72 20 62 65 20 72 69 67 68 74 2C 22 20 68 65 |er be right," he| 000003E0: 20 74 6F 6C 64 20 68 65 72 2E 0D 20 20 20 20 20 | told her.. | 000003F0: 22 4F 68 20 6E 6F 2C 20 64 6F 63 74 6F 72 21 22 |"Oh no, doctor!"| 00000400: 20 63 72 69 65 64 20 4D 69 73 73 20 50 69 67 67 | cried Miss Pigg| 00000410: 79 2E 20 20 22 57 68 79 20 6E 6F 74 3F 22 0D 20 |y. "Why not?". | 00000420: 20 20 20 20 22 42 65 63 61 75 73 65 2C 22 20 73 | "Because," s| 00000430: 61 69 64 20 74 68 65 20 64 6F 63 74 6F 72 2C 20 |aid the doctor, | 00000440: 22 69 74 27 73 20 79 6F 75 72 20 6C 65 66 74 20 |"it's your left | 00000450: 68 61 6E 64 21 22 0D 0D 0D 59 65 73 2C 20 74 68 |hand!"...Yes, th| 00000460: 69 73 20 69 73 20 6D 79 20 22 41 22 20 6D 61 74 |is is my "A" mat| 00000470: 65 72 69 61 6C 21 00 48 61 76 65 20 79 6F 75 20 |erial!.Have you | 00000480: 68 65 61 72 64 20 61 62 6F 75 74 20 74 68 65 20 |heard about the | 00000490: 74 72 61 76 65 6C 69 6E 67 20 73 61 6C 65 73 6D |traveling salesm| 000004A0: 61 6E 20 77 68 6F 20 77 65 6E 74 20 74 6F 20 74 |an who went to t| 000004B0: 68 65 20 64 6F 63 74 6F 72 20 61 6E 64 20 73 61 |he doctor and sa| 000004C0: 69 64 2C 20 22 44 6F 63 74 6F 72 2C 20 49 20 66 |id, "Doctor, I f| 000004D0: 65 65 6C 20 6C 69 6B 65 20 61 20 64 6F 67 2E 22 |eel like a dog."| 000004E0: 0D 20 20 20 20 20 22 57 65 6C 6C 2C 22 20 74 68 |. "Well," th| 000004F0: 65 20 64 6F 63 74 6F 72 20 73 61 69 64 2C 20 22 |e doctor said, "| 00000500: 53 69 74 20 64 6F 77 6E 20 61 6E 64 20 74 65 6C |Sit down and tel| 00000510: 6C 20 6D 65 20 61 62 6F 75 74 20 69 74 2E 22 0D |l me about it.".| 00000520: 20 20 20 20 20 22 49 20 63 61 6E 27 74 2C 22 20 | "I can't," | 00000530: 73 61 69 64 20 74 68 65 20 73 61 6C 65 73 6D 61 |said the salesma| 00000540: 6E 2E 20 20 22 49 27 6D 20 6E 6F 74 20 61 6C 6C |n. "I'm not all| 00000550: 6F 77 65 64 20 6F 6E 20 74 68 65 20 66 75 72 6E |owed on the furn| 00000560: 69 74 75 72 65 2E 22 00 44 69 64 20 79 6F 75 20 |iture.".Did you | 00000570: 6B 6E 6F 77 20 74 68 61 74 20 4B 65 72 6D 69 74 |know that Kermit| 00000580: 27 73 20 75 6E 63 6C 65 20 69 73 20 61 20 66 6F |'s uncle is a fo| 00000590: 72 74 75 6E 65 20 74 65 6C 6C 65 72 3F 20 20 54 |rtune teller? T| 000005A0: 68 65 79 20 63 61 6C 6C 20 68 69 6D 20 74 68 65 |hey call him the| 000005B0: 20 68 6F 70 70 79 20 6D 65 64 69 75 6D 21 00 57 | hoppy medium!.W| 000005C0: 68 61 74 20 64 69 64 20 4B 65 72 6D 69 74 20 74 |hat did Kermit t| 000005D0: 68 65 20 46 72 6F 67 20 73 61 79 20 77 68 65 6E |he Frog say when| 000005E0: 20 68 65 20 73 61 77 20 74 68 65 20 65 6C 65 70 | he saw the elep| 000005F0: 68 61 6E 74 73 20 63 6F 6D 69 6E 67 20 6F 76 65 |hants coming ove| 00000600: 72 20 74 68 65 20 68 69 6C 6C 3F 0D 0D 0D 22 48 |r the hill?..."H| 00000610: 65 72 65 20 63 6F 6D 65 20 74 68 65 20 65 6C 65 |ere come the ele| 00000620: 70 68 61 6E 74 73 20 6F 76 65 72 20 74 68 65 20 |phants over the | 00000630: 68 69 6C 6C 2E 22 0D 0D 0D 4F 68 2C 20 74 68 65 |hill."...Oh, the| 00000640: 20 62 65 61 72 20 69 73 20 74 6F 6F 20 66 75 6E | bear is too fun| 00000650: 6E 79 21 00 57 68 61 74 20 64 69 64 20 4B 65 72 |ny!.What did Ker| 00000660: 6D 69 74 20 74 68 65 20 46 72 6F 67 20 73 61 79 |mit the Frog say| 00000670: 20 77 68 65 6E 20 68 65 20 73 61 77 20 74 68 65 | when he saw the| 00000680: 20 65 6C 65 70 68 61 6E 74 73 20 63 6F 6D 69 6E | elephants comin| 00000690: 67 20 6F 76 65 72 20 74 68 65 20 68 69 6C 6C 20 |g over the hill | 000006A0: 77 65 61 72 69 6E 67 20 64 61 72 6B 20 67 6C 61 |wearing dark gla| 000006B0: 73 73 65 73 3F 0D 0D 4E 6F 74 68 69 6E 67 2E 20 |sses?..Nothing. | 000006C0: 20 48 65 20 64 69 64 6E 27 74 20 72 65 63 6F 67 | He didn't recog| 000006D0: 6E 69 7A 65 20 74 68 65 6D 2E 0D 0D 0D 54 68 61 |nize them....Tha| 000006E0: 74 20 73 6C 61 79 73 20 6D 65 21 00 48 6F 77 20 |t slays me!.How | 000006F0: 63 61 6E 20 79 6F 75 20 74 65 6C 6C 20 61 6E 20 |can you tell an | 00000700: 65 6C 65 70 68 61 6E 74 20 66 72 6F 6D 20 61 20 |elephant from a | 00000710: 67 72 61 70 65 3F 20 20 41 20 67 72 61 70 65 20 |grape? A grape | 00000720: 69 73 20 70 75 72 70 6C 65 2E 20 20 41 6E 64 20 |is purple. And | 00000730: 73 70 65 61 6B 69 6E 67 20 6F 66 20 65 6C 65 70 |speaking of elep| 00000740: 68 61 6E 74 73 2C 20 77 68 61 74 20 64 69 64 20 |hants, what did | 00000750: 4A 61 6E 69 63 65 20 73 61 79 20 77 68 65 6E 20 |Janice say when | 00000760: 73 68 65 20 73 61 77 20 74 68 65 20 65 6C 65 70 |she saw the elep| 00000770: 68 61 6E 74 73 3F 20 20 22 4F 6F 6F 6F 6F 68 2C |hants? "Oooooh,| 00000780: 20 57 4F 57 21 20 20 4C 6F 6F 6B 20 61 74 20 61 | WOW! Look at a| 00000790: 6C 6C 20 74 68 6F 73 65 20 67 72 61 70 65 73 21 |ll those grapes!| 000007A0: 22 20 20 28 53 68 65 20 77 61 73 20 63 6F 6C 6F |" (She was colo| 000007B0: 72 62 6C 69 6E 64 2E 29 0D 0D 4F 68 2C 20 74 68 |rblind.)..Oh, th| 000007C0: 61 74 27 73 20 67 6F 6F 64 21 00 47 6F 6E 7A 6F |at's good!.Gonzo| 000007D0: 20 73 68 6F 74 20 68 69 6D 73 65 6C 66 20 6F 75 | shot himself ou| 000007E0: 74 20 6F 66 20 61 20 63 61 6E 6E 6F 6E 2C 20 6D |t of a cannon, m| 000007F0: 69 73 73 65 64 20 68 69 73 20 74 61 72 67 65 74 |issed his target| 00000800: 2C 20 66 6C 65 77 20 6F 75 74 20 61 6E 20 6F 70 |, flew out an op| 00000810: 65 6E 20 77 69 6E 64 6F 77 20 61 6E 64 20 63 72 |en window and cr| 00000820: 61 73 68 2D 6C 61 6E 64 65 64 20 6F 6E 20 61 20 |ash-landed on a | 00000830: 62 75 73 79 20 72 6F 61 64 2E 20 41 20 62 69 67 |busy road. A big| 00000840: 20 63 72 6F 77 64 20 67 61 74 68 65 72 65 64 2C | crowd gathered,| 00000850: 20 61 6E 64 20 61 20 70 6F 6C 69 63 65 6D 61 6E | and a policeman| 00000860: 20 77 61 6C 6B 65 64 20 6F 76 65 72 20 61 6E 64 | walked over and| 00000870: 20 73 61 69 64 2C 20 22 57 68 61 74 20 68 61 70 | said, "What hap| 00000880: 70 65 6E 65 64 3F 22 0D 20 20 22 49 20 64 6F 6E |pened?". "I don| 00000890: 27 74 20 6B 6E 6F 77 2C 22 20 72 65 70 6C 69 65 |'t know," replie| 000008A0: 64 20 47 6F 6E 7A 6F 2C 20 22 49 20 6A 75 73 74 |d Gonzo, "I just| 000008B0: 20 67 6F 74 20 68 65 72 65 20 6D 79 73 65 6C 66 | got here myself| 000008C0: 2E 22 00 4B 65 72 6D 69 74 20 61 73 6B 65 64 20 |.".Kermit asked | 000008D0: 74 68 65 20 53 77 65 64 69 73 68 20 43 68 65 66 |the Swedish Chef| 000008E0: 2C 20 22 57 68 6F 20 77 61 73 20 74 68 61 74 20 |, "Who was that | 000008F0: 6C 61 64 6C 65 20 49 20 73 61 77 20 79 6F 75 20 |ladle I saw you | 00000900: 77 69 74 68 20 6C 61 73 74 20 6E 69 67 68 74 3F |with last night?| 00000910: 22 0D 0D 0D 41 6E 64 20 74 68 65 20 53 77 65 64 |"...And the Swed| 00000920: 69 73 68 20 43 68 65 66 20 61 6E 73 77 65 72 65 |ish Chef answere| 00000930: 64 2C 20 22 54 68 61 74 20 77 61 73 20 6E 6F 20 |d, "That was no | 00000940: 6C 61 64 6C 65 2E 20 20 54 68 61 74 20 77 61 73 |ladle. That was| 00000950: 20 6D 79 20 6B 6E 69 66 65 21 22 0D 0D 54 68 65 | my knife!"..The| 00000960: 20 62 65 61 72 20 69 73 20 68 69 6C 61 72 69 6F | bear is hilario| 00000970: 75 73 21 00 53 61 79 2C 20 77 68 61 74 20 73 68 |us!.Say, what sh| 00000980: 6F 75 6C 64 20 79 6F 75 20 77 65 61 72 20 77 68 |ould you wear wh| 00000990: 65 6E 20 79 6F 75 27 72 65 20 67 6F 69 6E 67 20 |en you're going | 000009A0: 6F 6E 20 61 20 63 72 75 69 73 65 3F 0D 41 20 42 |on a cruise?.A B| 000009B0: 4F 41 54 2D 74 69 65 21 20 20 48 61 20 48 61 20 |OAT-tie! Ha Ha | 000009C0: 48 61 21 0D 41 6E 64 20 69 66 20 79 6F 75 20 74 |Ha!.And if you t| 000009D0: 68 6F 75 67 68 74 20 54 48 41 54 20 6A 6F 6B 65 |hought THAT joke| 000009E0: 20 77 61 73 20 67 72 65 61 74 2C 20 67 65 74 20 | was great, get | 000009F0: 54 48 49 53 3A 0D 57 68 65 72 65 20 63 61 6E 20 |THIS:.Where can | 00000A00: 79 6F 75 20 67 65 74 20 62 61 72 67 61 69 6E 73 |you get bargains| 00000A10: 20 77 68 65 6E 20 79 6F 75 27 72 65 20 6F 75 74 | when you're out| 00000A20: 20 61 74 20 73 65 61 3F 0D 41 20 53 41 4C 45 2D | at sea?.A SALE-| 00000A30: 62 6F 61 74 21 20 20 47 65 74 20 69 74 3F 20 20 |boat! Get it? | 00000A40: 57 48 41 54 3F 20 20 59 6F 75 20 64 69 64 6E 27 |WHAT? You didn'| 00000A50: 74 20 6C 69 6B 65 20 74 68 6F 73 65 20 6A 6F 6B |t like those jok| 00000A60: 65 73 3F 20 20 47 65 65 2C 20 49 20 6C 6F 76 65 |es? Gee, I love| 00000A70: 64 20 27 65 6D 20 42 4F 41 54 21 00 41 20 66 65 |d 'em BOAT!.A fe| 00000A80: 6C 6C 6F 77 20 77 61 6C 6B 65 64 20 69 6E 74 6F |llow walked into| 00000A90: 20 61 20 72 65 73 74 61 75 72 61 6E 74 20 6F 6E | a restaurant on| 00000AA0: 65 20 64 61 79 2C 20 61 6E 64 20 68 65 20 73 61 |e day, and he sa| 00000AB0: 69 64 20 74 6F 20 74 68 65 20 77 61 69 74 65 72 |id to the waiter| 00000AC0: 2C 20 22 48 65 79 20 77 61 69 74 65 72 2C 20 64 |, "Hey waiter, d| 00000AD0: 6F 20 79 6F 75 20 73 65 72 76 65 20 66 69 73 68 |o you serve fish| 00000AE0: 20 69 6E 20 68 65 72 65 3F 22 0D 20 20 41 6E 64 | in here?". And| 00000AF0: 20 74 68 65 20 77 61 69 74 65 72 20 72 65 70 6C | the waiter repl| 00000B00: 69 65 64 2C 20 22 4D 61 6B 65 20 79 6F 75 72 73 |ied, "Make yours| 00000B10: 65 6C 66 20 72 69 67 68 74 20 61 74 20 68 6F 6D |elf right at hom| 00000B20: 65 2C 20 73 69 72 2E 20 20 57 65 20 73 65 72 76 |e, sir. We serv| 00000B30: 65 20 65 76 65 72 79 62 6F 64 79 2E 22 0D 0D 57 |e everybody."..W| 00000B40: 6F 63 6B 61 2C 20 77 6F 63 6B 61 21 00 53 61 6D |ocka, wocka!.Sam| 00000B50: 20 74 68 65 20 45 61 67 6C 65 20 77 65 6E 74 20 | the Eagle went | 00000B60: 74 6F 20 61 20 72 65 73 74 61 75 72 61 6E 74 20 |to a restaurant | 00000B70: 61 6E 64 20 66 6F 75 6E 64 20 61 20 66 6C 79 20 |and found a fly | 00000B80: 69 6E 20 68 69 73 20 73 6F 75 70 2E 20 20 53 6F |in his soup. So| 00000B90: 20 68 65 20 63 61 6C 6C 65 64 20 6F 75 74 2C 20 | he called out, | 00000BA0: 22 57 61 69 74 65 72 2C 20 77 61 69 74 65 72 2C |"Waiter, waiter,| 00000BB0: 20 77 68 61 74 27 73 20 74 68 69 73 20 66 6C 79 | what's this fly| 00000BC0: 20 64 6F 69 6E 67 20 69 6E 20 6D 79 20 73 6F 75 | doing in my sou| 00000BD0: 70 3F 22 0D 20 20 41 6E 64 20 74 68 65 20 77 61 |p?". And the wa| 00000BE0: 69 74 65 72 20 61 6E 73 77 65 72 65 64 2C 20 22 |iter answered, "| 00000BF0: 44 6F 6E 27 74 20 77 6F 72 72 79 2C 20 68 65 20 |Don't worry, he | 00000C00: 77 6F 6E 27 74 20 65 61 74 20 6D 75 63 68 2E 22 |won't eat much."| 00000C10: 0D 0D 47 65 74 20 69 74 3F 20 20 49 73 6E 27 74 |..Get it? Isn't| 00000C20: 20 74 68 61 74 20 66 75 6E 6E 65 65 65 3F 00 53 | that funneee?.S| 00000C30: 61 6D 20 74 68 65 20 45 61 67 6C 65 20 77 65 6E |am the Eagle wen| 00000C40: 74 20 74 6F 20 61 20 72 65 73 74 61 75 72 61 6E |t to a restauran| 00000C50: 74 20 61 6E 64 20 66 6F 75 6E 64 20 61 20 66 6C |t and found a fl| 00000C60: 79 20 69 6E 20 68 69 73 20 73 6F 75 70 2E 20 20 |y in his soup. | 00000C70: 53 6F 20 68 65 20 63 61 6C 6C 65 64 20 6F 75 74 |So he called out| 00000C80: 2C 20 22 57 61 69 74 65 72 2C 20 77 61 69 74 65 |, "Waiter, waite| 00000C90: 72 2C 20 77 68 61 74 27 73 20 74 68 69 73 20 66 |r, what's this f| 00000CA0: 6C 79 20 64 6F 69 6E 67 20 69 6E 20 6D 79 20 73 |ly doing in my s| 00000CB0: 6F 75 70 3F 22 0D 20 20 41 6E 64 20 74 68 65 20 |oup?". And the | 00000CC0: 77 61 69 74 65 72 20 61 6E 73 77 65 72 65 64 2C |waiter answered,| 00000CD0: 20 22 4C 6F 6F 6B 73 20 6C 69 6B 65 20 74 68 65 | "Looks like the| 00000CE0: 20 62 72 65 61 73 74 20 73 74 72 6F 6B 65 2E 22 | breast stroke."| 00000CF0: 0D 0D 0D 49 20 6C 6F 76 65 20 74 68 61 74 20 6F |...I love that o| 00000D00: 6E 65 21 00 53 61 6D 20 74 68 65 20 45 61 67 6C |ne!.Sam the Eagl| 00000D10: 65 20 77 65 6E 74 20 74 6F 20 61 20 72 65 73 74 |e went to a rest| 00000D20: 61 75 72 61 6E 74 20 61 6E 64 20 66 6F 75 6E 64 |aurant and found| 00000D30: 20 61 20 66 6C 79 20 69 6E 20 68 69 73 20 73 6F | a fly in his so| 00000D40: 75 70 2E 20 20 53 6F 20 68 65 20 63 61 6C 6C 65 |up. So he calle| 00000D50: 64 20 6F 75 74 2C 20 22 57 61 69 74 65 72 2C 20 |d out, "Waiter, | 00000D60: 77 61 69 74 65 72 2C 20 77 68 61 74 27 73 20 74 |waiter, what's t| 00000D70: 68 69 73 20 66 6C 79 20 64 6F 69 6E 67 20 69 6E |his fly doing in| 00000D80: 20 6D 79 20 73 6F 75 70 3F 22 0D 20 20 41 6E 64 | my soup?". And| 00000D90: 20 74 68 65 20 77 61 69 74 65 72 20 61 6E 73 77 | the waiter answ| 00000DA0: 65 72 65 64 2C 20 22 53 68 68 68 2C 20 6B 65 65 |ered, "Shhh, kee| 00000DB0: 70 20 79 6F 75 72 20 76 6F 69 63 65 20 64 6F 77 |p your voice dow| 00000DC0: 6E 20 6F 72 20 45 56 45 52 59 4F 4E 45 20 77 69 |n or EVERYONE wi| 00000DD0: 6C 6C 20 77 61 6E 74 20 6F 6E 65 21 22 0D 0D 4F |ll want one!"..O| 00000DE0: 6F 68 2C 20 74 68 65 20 62 65 61 72 20 69 73 20 |oh, the bear is | 00000DF0: 68 6F 74 21 00 4D 79 20 6D 6F 74 68 65 72 2D 69 |hot!.My mother-i| 00000E00: 6E 2D 6C 61 77 20 68 61 73 20 61 20 6B 69 74 63 |n-law has a kitc| 00000E10: 68 65 6E 20 73 6F 20 73 6D 61 6C 6C 20 74 68 61 |hen so small tha| 00000E20: 74 20 73 68 65 20 63 61 6E 20 6F 6E 6C 79 20 75 |t she can only u| 00000E30: 73 65 20 63 6F 6E 64 65 6E 73 65 64 20 6D 69 6C |se condensed mil| 00000E40: 6B 21 0D 0D 49 27 6D 20 73 6F 20 66 75 6E 6E 65 |k!..I'm so funne| 00000E50: 65 65 21 00 57 68 61 74 27 73 20 67 72 61 79 20 |ee!.What's gray | 00000E60: 61 6E 64 20 68 61 73 20 61 20 74 72 75 6E 6B 3F |and has a trunk?| 00000E70: 20 20 41 20 73 71 75 69 72 72 65 6C 20 6F 6E 20 | A squirrel on | 00000E80: 76 61 63 61 74 69 6F 6E 2E 0D 42 75 74 20 73 65 |vacation..But se| 00000E90: 72 69 6F 75 73 6C 79 2C 20 49 20 62 65 74 20 79 |riously, I bet y| 00000EA0: 6F 75 20 64 6F 6E 27 74 20 6B 6E 6F 77 20 77 68 |ou don't know wh| 00000EB0: 61 74 27 73 20 42 52 4F 57 4E 20 61 6E 64 20 68 |at's BROWN and h| 00000EC0: 61 73 20 61 20 74 72 75 6E 6B 3F 0D 41 20 73 71 |as a trunk?.A sq| 00000ED0: 75 69 72 72 65 6C 20 77 68 6F 20 6A 75 73 74 20 |uirrel who just | 00000EE0: 63 61 6D 65 20 42 41 43 4B 20 66 72 6F 6D 20 76 |came BACK from v| 00000EF0: 61 63 61 74 69 6F 6E 21 0D 0D 0D 42 65 74 20 79 |acation!...Bet y| 00000F00: 6F 75 20 6E 65 76 65 72 20 68 65 61 72 64 20 74 |ou never heard t| 00000F10: 68 61 74 20 6F 6E 65 21 00 54 68 65 20 6F 74 68 |hat one!.The oth| 00000F20: 65 72 20 64 61 79 20 4D 69 73 73 20 50 69 67 67 |er day Miss Pigg| 00000F30: 79 20 73 61 69 64 20 74 6F 20 6D 65 2C 20 22 48 |y said to me, "H| 00000F40: 65 79 2C 20 46 6F 7A 7A 69 65 2C 20 63 61 6C 6C |ey, Fozzie, call| 00000F50: 20 6D 65 20 61 20 74 61 78 69 2E 22 20 53 6F 20 | me a taxi." So | 00000F60: 49 20 73 61 69 64 2C 20 22 4F 4B 2C 20 4D 69 73 |I said, "OK, Mis| 00000F70: 73 20 50 69 67 67 79 2E 20 20 59 6F 75 27 72 65 |s Piggy. You're| 00000F80: 20 61 20 74 61 78 69 2E 22 00 57 61 6E 6E 61 20 | a taxi.".Wanna | 00000F90: 68 65 61 72 20 61 20 64 69 72 74 79 20 6A 6F 6B |hear a dirty jok| 00000FA0: 65 3F 20 20 4F 2E 4B 2E 2C 20 68 65 72 65 20 67 |e? O.K., here g| 00000FB0: 6F 65 73 3A 20 20 41 20 77 68 69 74 65 20 68 6F |oes: A white ho| 00000FC0: 72 73 65 20 66 65 6C 6C 20 69 6E 20 74 68 65 20 |rse fell in the | 00000FD0: 6D 75 64 21 0D 0D 41 61 61 61 61 68 61 61 61 2C |mud!..Aaaaahaaa,| 00000FE0: 20 49 27 6D 20 73 6F 20 46 55 4E 4E 4E 45 45 45 | I'm so FUNNNEEE| 00000FF0: 21 00 00 75 67 68 2C 20 70 75 74 20 74 68 65 20 |!..ugh, put the | 00001000: 63 |c |
..WHY DID GONZO ASK THE CHICKEN TO CROSS THE ROAD?....BECAUSE HE WANTED TO SEE P OULTRY IN MOTION....WOCKA, WOCKA!.WHY DI D THE CHICKEN GO HALFWAY ACROSS THE ROAD ?....BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO LAY IT ON THE LINE....GET IT? ISN'T THAT FUNNEEE?.WH AT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A CHICKEN W ITH A BELL?....AN ALARM CLUCK.....I LOVE THAT ONE!.WHAT DID GONZO GET WHEN HE CR OSSED A CHICKEN WITH A CEMENT MIXER?...A BRICKLAYER!....OOH, THE BEAR IS HOT!.WH AT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS THE ATLANTI C OCEAN WITH THE TITANIC?...HALFWAY!.... I'M SO FUNNEEE!.YOU KNOW WHY IT'S STUPID TO HOLD A PARTY FOR CHICKENS THESE DAYS ?...BECAUSE IT'S SO HARD TO MAKE HENS ME ET!...BET YOU NEVER HEARD THAT ONE!.HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT KERMIT AND MISS PIGGY AREN'T GOING TO GROW BANANAS ANY LONGER ?..WANNA KNOW WHY?.'CAUSE THEY'RE LONG E NOUGH ALREADY!...OH, I'M ROLLING NOW!.WH AT'S THE NAME OF THE STREET WHERE YOUR C OMMODORE LIVES?...1541 DISK DRIVE!.A DOC TOR EXAMINED MISS PIGGY'S HAND. "I'M AF RAID IT WILL NEVER BE RIGHT," HE TOLD HE R.. "OH NO, DOCTOR!" CRIED MISS PIGG Y. "WHY NOT?". "BECAUSE," SAID THE DOCTOR, "IT'S YOUR LEFT HAND!"...YES, TH IS IS MY "A" MATERIAL!.HAVE YOU HEARD AB OUT THE TRAVELING SALESMAN WHO WENT TO T HE DOCTOR AND SAID, "DOCTOR, I FEEL LIKE A DOG.". "WELL," THE DOCTOR SAID, " SIT DOWN AND TELL ME ABOUT IT.". "I CAN'T," SAID THE SALESMAN. "I'M NOT ALL OWED ON THE FURNITURE.".DID YOU KNOW THA T KERMIT'S UNCLE IS A FORTUNE TELLER? T HEY CALL HIM THE HOPPY MEDIUM!.WHAT DID KERMIT THE FROG SAY WHEN HE SAW THE ELEP HANTS COMING OVER THE HILL?..."HERE COME THE ELEPHANTS OVER THE HILL."...OH, THE BEAR IS TOO FUNNY!.WHAT DID KERMIT THE FROG SAY WHEN HE SAW THE ELEPHANTS COMIN G OVER THE HILL WEARING DARK GLASSES?..N OTHING. HE DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THEM....THA T SLAYS ME!.HOW CAN YOU TELL AN ELEPHANT FROM A GRAPE? A GRAPE IS PURPLE. AND SPEAKING OF ELEPHANTS, WHAT DID JANICE S AY WHEN SHE SAW THE ELEPHANTS? "OOOOOH, WOW! LOOK AT ALL THOSE GRAPES!" (SHE WAS COLORBLIND.)..OH, THAT'S GOOD!.GONZO SHOT HIMSELF OUT OF A CANNON, MISSED HI S TARGET, FLEW OUT AN OPEN WINDOW AND CR ASH-LANDED ON A BUSY ROAD. A BIG CROWD G ATHERED, AND A POLICEMAN WALKED OVER AND SAID, "WHAT HAPPENED?". "I DON'T KNOW, " REPLIED GONZO, "I JUST GOT HERE MYSELF .".KERMIT ASKED THE SWEDISH CHEF, "WHO W AS THAT LADLE I SAW YOU WITH LAST NIGHT? "...AND THE SWEDISH CHEF ANSWERED, "THAT WAS NO LADLE. THAT WAS MY KNIFE!"..THE BEAR IS HILARIOUS!.SAY, WHAT SHOULD YOU WEAR WHEN YOU'RE GOING ON A CRUISE?.A B OAT-TIE! HA HA HA!.AND IF YOU THOUGHT T HAT JOKE WAS GREAT, GET THIS:.WHERE CAN YOU GET BARGAINS WHEN YOU'RE OUT AT SEA? .A SALE-BOAT! GET IT? WHAT? YOU DIDN' T LIKE THOSE JOKES? GEE, I LOVED 'EM BO AT!.A FELLOW WALKED INTO A RESTAURANT ON E DAY, AND HE SAID TO THE WAITER, "HEY W AITER, DO YOU SERVE FISH IN HERE?". AND THE WAITER REPLIED, "MAKE YOURSELF RIGH T AT HOME, SIR. WE SERVE EVERYBODY."..W OCKA, WOCKA!.SAM THE EAGLE WENT TO A RES TAURANT AND FOUND A FLY IN HIS SOUP. SO HE CALLED OUT, "WAITER, WAITER, WHAT'S THIS FLY DOING IN MY SOUP?". AND THE WA ITER ANSWERED, "DON'T WORRY, HE WON'T EA T MUCH."..GET IT? ISN'T THAT FUNNEEE?.S AM THE EAGLE WENT TO A RESTAURANT AND FO UND A FLY IN HIS SOUP. SO HE CALLED OUT , "WAITER, WAITER, WHAT'S THIS FLY DOING IN MY SOUP?". AND THE WAITER ANSWERED, "LOOKS LIKE THE BREAST STROKE."...I LOV E THAT ONE!.SAM THE EAGLE WENT TO A REST AURANT AND FOUND A FLY IN HIS SOUP. SO HE CALLED OUT, "WAITER, WAITER, WHAT'S T HIS FLY DOING IN MY SOUP?". AND THE WAI TER ANSWERED, "SHHH, KEEP YOUR VOICE DOW N OR EVERYONE WILL WANT ONE!"..OOH, THE BEAR IS HOT!.MY MOTHER-IN-LAW HAS A KITC HEN SO SMALL THAT SHE CAN ONLY USE CONDE NSED MILK!..I'M SO FUNNEEE!.WHAT'S GRAY AND HAS A TRUNK? A SQUIRREL ON VACATION ..BUT SERIOUSLY, I BET YOU DON'T KNOW WH AT'S BROWN AND HAS A TRUNK?.A SQUIRREL W HO JUST CAME BACK FROM VACATION!...BET Y OU NEVER HEARD THAT ONE!.THE OTHER DAY M ISS PIGGY SAID TO ME, "HEY, FOZZIE, CALL ME A TAXI." SO I SAID, "OK, MISS PIGGY. YOU'RE A TAXI.".WANNA HEAR A DIRTY JOK E? O.K., HERE GOES: A WHITE HORSE FELL IN THE MUD!..AAAAAHAAA, I'M SO FUNNNEEE !..UGH, PUT THE C
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