Multiple names: (BBS-L8), BULB JOKES2
FILE INFORMATION
FILENAME(S):
• (BBS-L8)<br>• BULB JOKES2
FILE TYPE(S): SEQ
FILE SIZE: 3.5K
FIRST SEEN: 2025-12-01 01:08:37
APPEARS ON: 2 disk(s)
FILE HASH
ee59f482cc4d8faa02991121400a895401399930d6f90bb884554ac5b8077fe0
FOUND ON DISKS (2 DISKS)
| DISK TITLE | FILENAME | FILE TYPE | COLLECTION | TRACK | SECTOR | ACTIONS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| AYA OF ACME 1988 | (BBS-L8) | SEQ | hedning, loot | 21 | 7 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
| TERM PRG FILER | BULB JOKES2 | SEQ | hedning, loot | 14 | 0 | DOWNLOAD FILE |
FILE CONTENT & ANALYSIS
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. .Q: HOW MANY ZEN MASTERS DOES IT TAKE .TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: TWO: ONE T O CHANGE THE BULB AND ONE.NOT TO CHANGE IT..NOTES: 1 TO CHANGE AND 1 NOT TO CHAN GE.IS FAKE ZEN. THE TRUE ZEN ANSWER IS. FOUR. ONE TO CHANGE THE BULB. .Q: HOW M ANY CARL SAGANS DOES IT TAKE TO.SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: BILLIONS AND BILLIONS. . .Q: HOW MANY FOLK SINGERS DOES IT TAKE .TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: TWO. ONE T O CHANGE THE BULB, AND ONE.TO WRITE A SO NG ABOUT.HOW GOOD THE OLD LIGHT BULB WAS .. .NOTES: THIS HAS ALSO BEEN SAID.OF V IRGINIANS..Q: HOW MANY SURREALISTS DOES IT TAKE TO.CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.A: TWO, ONE TO HOLD THE GIRAFFE, AND.THE OTHER T O FILL THE BATHTUB WITH.BRIGHTLY COLORED MACHINE TOOLS.. .Q: HOW MANY GORRILAS D OES IT TAKE TO.SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: ONLY ONE, BUT IT SURE TAKES A.SHITLOAD OF LIGHT BULBS!. .Q: HOW MANY DOCTORS DO ES IT TAKE TO.SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: THREE. ONE TO FIND A BULB SPECIALIST,ONE TO FIND A BULB INSTALLATION.SPECIALIST, AND ONE TO BILL IT.ALL TO MEDICARE.. .Q : HOW MANY PSYCHOLOGISTS DOES IT TAKE.TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?.A: NONE, THE BULB W ILL CHANGE ITSELF.WHEN IT IS READY.. .Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A.PREGNA NT WOMAN AND A LIGHTBULB?.A: YOU CAN UNS CREW A LIGHTBULB.. .Q: HOW MANY MANAGERS DOES IT TAKE TO.CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.A: THREE.ONE TO GET THE BULB AND TWO TO.GE T THE PHONE NUMBER TO DIAL ONE OF.THEIR SUBORNIDATES TO ACTUALLY.CHANGE IT.. .Q: HOW MANY IBM TYPES DOES IT TAKE TO.CHAN GE A LIGHT BULB?.A: 100. TEN TO DO IT, A ND 90 TO WRITE.DOCUMENT NUMBER GC7500439 -0001,.MULTITASKING INCANDESCENT SOURCE. SYSTEM FACILITY, OF WHICH 10% OF THE.PAG ES STATE ONLY "THIS PAGE.INTENTIONALLY L EFT BLANK",AND 20% OF.THE DEFINITIONS AR E OF.THE FORM "A ...... CONSISTS OF.SEQU ENCES OF NON-BLANK CHARACTERS.SEPARATED BY BLANKS".. .Q: HOW MANY BRATZLAVER CHA SSIDIM DOES.IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BU LB?.A: NONE. THEY WILL NEVER FIND ONE T HAT.BURNED AS BRIGHTLY AS THE FIRST ONE. . .Q: HOW MANY GAYS DOES IT TAKE TO SCRE W.IN A LIGHTBULB?.A: TWO. ONE TO SCREW IT IN AND THE.OTHER TO SAY "FABULOUS.". .Q: HOW MANY PROFESSORS DOES IT TAKE TO. CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.A: ONLY ONE, BUT TH EY GET THREE TECH..REPORTS OUT OF IT.. . Q: HOW MANY <ETHNICS> DOES IT TAKE T.SCR EW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: 10. ONE TO HOLD THE BULB AND NIN TO ROTATE THE LADDER.. .Q: HOW MANY STRONG <ETHNICS> DOES I TAK ETO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: 115. ONE TO HOLD THE BULB AND 114.TO ROTATE THE H OUSE.. .Q: HOW MANY <ETHNIC> GODS DOES I T TAKE.TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: TWO. ONE TO HOLD THE BULB AND THE.OTHER TO ROTATE THE PLANET.. .Q: HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES IT TAKE TO.THROW AWAY A ONE WATT BU LB??.A: FIVE. A BLACK, A JEW, TWO WOME N,.AND A CRIPPLE....NOTES: TOPICAL TO TH E RESIGNATION OF.INTERIOR SECRETARY JAME S WATT IN 1983. .Q: HOW MANY COPS DOES I T TAKE TO SCREW.IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: NONE . IT TURNED ITSELF IN.. .Q: HOW MANY NU CLEAR ENGINEERS DOES IT.TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.A: SEVEN. ONE TO INSTALL T HE NEW BULB.AND SIX TO FIGURE OUT WHAT T O DO WITH.THE OLD ONE FOR THE NEXT 10,00 0 YEARS.. .Q: HOW MANY LAWYERS DOES IT T AKE TO.CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.A: HOW MANY CAN YOU AFFORD?. .Q: HOW MANY FOOTBALL P LAYERS DOES IT.TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBUL B?.A: THE ENTIRE TEAM! AND THEY ALL GET .A SEMESTER'S CREDIT FOR IT!. .Q: HOW M ANY LESBIANS DOES IT TAKE TO.SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.A: THREE. ONE TO SCREW IT IN AND TWO.TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH BETTER IT IS.THAN WITH A MAN.. .Q: HOW MANY T HOUGHT POLICE DOES IT.TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?.A:NONE.THERE NEVER *WAS* ANY LIGHTBULB..NOTES: PROBABLY THE ONLY RE ALLY GOOD.LIGHT BULB JOKE OF 1984.. .
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