BULP 2
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FILENAME(S): BULP 2
FILE TYPE(S): DEL
FILE SIZE: 7K
FIRST SEEN: 2025-12-01 01:08:39
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TUDY (BULB MERGE FEASIBILITY)...
1 PERSON - INTERFACE WITH UTILITIES COM
MISSION... 1 PERSON - INTERFACE
WITH USERS. (DID THEY WANT INCANDESCENT.
. WHEN WE ONLY SUPPLY
NON-TUNABLE FLUORESCENT POINT..
PRODUCT?) BAX (BULBS ARE EXP
ENSIVE)!.. 5 PEOPLE - PERFORM BO
SE (BUILD OTHER SOCKET ENHANCEMENTS)...
COMPATIBILITY ARCHITE
CTURE/STUDY... 3 PEOPLE - PERFOR
M VIA (VOLTAGE INCREASES AMPS) PHASE 2..
COMPATIBILITY ARCHIT
ECTURE/STUDY... 2 PEOPLE - ENSUR
E FORM (ROUND, SQUARE, CLEAR/FROSTED)..>
RETURN>>>.. .. FOLLOW
S FUNCTION (WATTAGE, 120/240 VOLTS,..
VISIBLE/ULTRA-VIOLET, F
LASHING, FLOOD/SPOT)... 3 PEOPLE
- IMPLEMENT TEMPORARY ALTERNATIVE BULB
SOCKET FOR ALREADY..
EXISTING, SUCCESSFUL, AND PROFITABLE SOC
KET..(BULB-IN-ONE)... 5 PEOPLE -
DETERMINE HOW TO MARKET/PACKAGE/DISTRIB
UTE TEMPORARY....PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTIN
UE..... ALTERNATIVE B
ULB SOCKET... 10 PEOPLE - DETERMI
NE HOW TO PERFORM BULB CHANGE PRODUCT SP
LIT.. (CONTROL: SWIT
CHES, DIMMERS; VERSUS IMPLEMENTATION:..
SCREW-IN TORQUE, RECO
VERY STRATEGIES)... 1 PERSON - I
NTERFACE WITH UTILITIES COMMISSION QA GR
OUP... 1 PERSON - SUBMIT TO BDC
(BULB DISTRIBUTION CENTER)... 1
PERSON - SET UP BPR (BULB PROBLEM REPORT
S) SYSTEM... 10 PEOPLE - ANSWER C
USTOMER BPRS... 11 PEOPLE - FOOTB
ALL TEAM TO CHALLENGE BULB CHANGERS... .
. Q: HOW MANY PEOPLE FROM NEW JERSEY DOE
S IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.. A: T
HREE. ONE TO CHANGE THE LIGHT BULB, ONE
TO BE A WITNESS, AND THE.. THIRD TO
SHOOT THE WITNESS... .. Q: HOW MANY NET.
JOKERS DOES IT TAKE TO TELL YET-ANOTHER
LBJ?.. A: 1,622. ONE TO TELL THE ORGINA
L JOKE, AND THE REST TO GIVE SOME.. M
INOR VARIATION OF IT!.. ..>RETURN>>>.. .
. Q: HOW MANY SORORITY MEMBERS DOES IT T
AKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.. A: 51. ON
E TO CHANGE THE BULB, AND FIFTY TO SING
ABOUT THE BULB.. BEING CHANGED.....PR
ESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE..... .. Q: HOW
MANY BUREAUCRATS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW I
N A LIGHT BULB?.. A: TWO. ONE TO ASSUR
E THE EVERYTHING POSSIBLE IS BEING DONE
WHILE THE..OTHER.. SCREWS THE BULB I
NTO THE WATER FAUCET... .. Q: HOW MANY
VULCANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT B
ULB?.. A: "APPROXIMATELY 1.000000000000
00000000000".. .. Q: HOW MANY BOARD MEET
INGS DOES IT TAKE TO GET A LIGHT BULB CH
ANGED?.. A: THIS TOPIC WAS RESUMED FROM
LAST WEEK'S DISCUSSION, BUT IS INCOMPLET
E.. PENDING RESOLUTION OF SOME ACTION
ITEMS. IT WILL BE CONTINUED NEXT..WEEK
... MEANWHILE..... .. Q: HOW MANY MEM
BERS OF THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE DOES IT TA
KE TO CHANGE A.. LIGHT BULB?.. .. A:
7. SCOTTY WILL REPORT TO CAPTAIN KIRK TH
AT THE LIGHT BULB IN THE.. ENGINEERIN
G SECTION IS BURNT OUT, TO WHICH KIRK WI
LL SEND BONES.. TO PRONOUNCE THE BULB
DEAD. SCOTTY, AFTER CHECKING AROUND, NO
TICES.. SEE IN THE DARK TO TEND TO HI
S ENGINES. KIRK MUST MAKE AN EMERGENCY..
..PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE..... STOP
AT THE NEXT UNCHARTED PLANET, ALPHA REG
ULA IV, TO PROCURE A.. LIGHT BULB FRO
M THE NATIVES. KIRK, SPOCK, BONES, SULU,
AND 3 RED.. SHIRT SECURITY OFFICERS
BEAM DOWN. THE 3 SECURITY OFFICERS ARE..
PROMPLY KILLED BY THE NATIVES, AND T
HE REST OF THE LANDING PARTY.. IS CAP
TURED. MEANWHILE, BACK IN ORBIT, SCOTTY
NOTICES A KLINGON SHIP.. APPROACHING
AND MUST WARP OUT OF ORBIT TO ESCAPE DET
ECTION... BONES CURES THE NATIVE KING
WHO IS SUFFERING FROM THE FLU, AND AS..
A REWARD THE LANDING PARTY IS SET FR
EE AND GIVEN ALL OF THE LIGHT..BULBS..
THEY CAN CARRY. SCOTTY CRIPPLES THE KL
INGON SHIP AND WARPS BACK TO THE.. PL
ANET JUST IN TIME TO BEAM UP KIRK ET. AL
. THE NEW BULB IS INSERTED,.. AND THE
ENTERPRISE CONTINUES WITH ITS FIVE YEAR
MISSION... .. Q: HOW MANY EFFICIENCY EX
PERTS DOES IT TAKE TO REPLACE A LIGHT BU
LB?.. A: NONE. EFFICIENCY EXPERTS REPLA
CE ONLY DARK BULBS... .. Q: HOW MANY COM
MUNISTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT
BULB?.. A: TWO, ONE TO SCREW IT IN, AND
A SECOND TO HAND OUR LEAFLETS... .. Q:
HOW MANY JEWS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A
LIGHT BULB?.. A: THREE, ONE TO CALL THE
CLEANING LADY AND THE OTHER TWO TO FEEL
GUILTY.. ABOUT HAVING TO CALL THE CLEAN
ING LADY?.. ....PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINU
E..... Q: HOW MANY UNION ELECTRICIANS DO
ES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?.. A:
SEVENTEEN. ONE TO GIVE THE BULB TO THE
SCREW-INNER. ONE TO SCREW IN..THE.. BULB
. ONE TO HOLD HIM ON THE STEPLADDER. FOU
R TO HOLD THE STEPLADDER..STEADY... ONE
TO FLICK THE SWITCH TO TEST THE BULB. ON
E TO MAKE SURE THAT THE OTHER.. BULBS IN
THE ROOM WILL NEED FIXING. ONE TO SUPER
VISE. TWO TO TAKE A..COFFEE.. BREAK, ONE
TO EAT LUNCH, AND ONE TO NAP. ONE TO PL
OT THE BEST WAY OF..BREAKING.. INTO THE
APARTMENT AT NIGHT. ONE TO DRINK MARTINI
S WITH THE WASPS... .. Q: HOW MANY PYGMI
ES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB
?.. A: AT LEAST THREE... (NOTES: THINK H
EIGHT!).. .. Q: HOW MANY EST FOLLOWERS D
OES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?..
A: A ROOMFUL. THEY TAKE TURNS AS THE LEA
DER TELLS THEM WHAT ROTTEN AND.. WORTHLE
SS BULB SCREWERS THEY ARE. NO ONE IS ALL
OWED TO LEAVE THE ROOM TO..GO.. TO THE B
ATHROOM WHILE THE BULB SCREWING IS IN PR
OGRESS... .. Q: HOW MANY ACTORS DOES IT
TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?....PRESS ANY
KEY TO CONTINUE.....>RETURN>>>.. .. A:
ONLY ONE. THEY DON'T LIKE TO SHARE THE S
POTLIGHT... .. Q: HOW MANY CHRISTIAN SCI
ENTISTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT
BULB?.. A: NONE, BUT IT TAKES AT LEAST O
NE TO SIT AND PRAY FOR THE OLD ONE TO..
GO BACK ON... .. Q: HOW MANY CHINESE RED
GUARDS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT
BULB?.. A: 10,0000 - TO GIVE THE BULB
A CULTURAL REVOLUTION... (NOTES: THIS JO
KE MIGHT BE DATED.).. .. Q: HOW MANY ROM
AN CATHOLICS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A
LIGHT BULB?.. A: TWO, ONE TO SCREW IT IN
, AND ANOTHER TO REPENT... .. Q: HOW MAN
Y ANARCHISTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A
LIGHTBULB?.. A: ALL OF THEM... .. Q: HOW
MANY MARTIANS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN
A LIGHTBULB?.. A: ONE AND A HALF... .. Q
: HOW MANY AMISH DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW I
N A LIGHT BULB?.. A: AMISH DON'T HAVE LI
GHT BULBS. THEY BAKE PIES.....PRESS ANY
KEY TO CONTINUE..... .. Q: HOW MANY TV C
OMEDIANS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGH
T BULB?.. A: TWO, ONE TO SCREW IT IN, AN
D ANOTHER TO SAY "SOCK IT TO ME.".. .. Q
: HOW MANY SURVIVORS OF A NUCLEAR WAR DO
ES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT..BULB?..
A: NONE, BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO GLOW IN THE
DARK DON'T NEED LIGHT BULBS... .. Q: HOW
MANY SPARTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LI
GHTBULB?.. A: YOU CAN'T CHANGE A LIGHT B
ULB!.. (NOTES: SPARTS = SPARTACUS YOUTH
LEAGUE, A LEFTIST FRINGE GROUP THAT..BEL
EIVES.. IN VIOLENT REVOLUTION.).. .. Q:
HOW MANY NECROPHILIACS DOES IT TAKE TO S
CREW IN A LIGHT BULB?.. A: NONE, NECROPH
ILIACS PREFER DEAD BULBS... A: ONLY ONE.
OH, COULD YOU PLEASE TEST THE SOCKET WI
TH YOUR FINGER WHILE..I GO.. GET A NE
W BULB .........PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINU
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